#31
Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:
tgE wrote:
right - this nearly started a punch up last nite. what are the lyrics to sting’s englishman in new york. i was adamant (still am) that it’s “i’m an alien, i’m a legal alien, i’m an englishbastard in new york”. they were sayin it’s illegal alien. i pointed out that they wouldn’t be an illegal alien, and the fact there isn’t enough syllables in the damn thing. thoughts…
I thought it was evil alien. You bastards. I’ll still sing it my way!
Posted on Wed, 8 March 2006 at 23:06
#32
Idlevice2 wrote:
‘Down Some Murray Mints
Swing to the Symphony of destruction’
Posted on Thu, 9 March 2006 at 15:23
#33
Lola* wrote:
Posted on Fri, 10 March 2006 at 17:03
#34
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
The Police
” A year has passed since i broke my nose “
Posted on Fri, 10 March 2006 at 23:26
#35
rock_u_donkeys wrote:
Dance remix of Professional Widow by Tori Amos. The words are “Gotta be big”, - i thought it was “Scabby Bitch!”
Posted on Mon, 13 March 2006 at 10:28
#36
rock_u_donkeys wrote:
It IS legal alien, by the way!
Posted on Mon, 13 March 2006 at 10:29
#37
tgE wrote:
rock_u_donkeys wrote:
It IS legal alien, by the way!
i know now, i went to the sting website. i knew i was right. cheers.
oh, now breathe tauntydan after that. i know he’s a wanker - so don’tlet the fucker get to ya!
i like jess’ ideas…
:D
Posted on Mon, 13 March 2006 at 16:42
#38
Taunty Dan wrote:
tgE wrote:
oh, now breathe tauntydan after that. i know he’s a wanker - so don’tlet the fucker get to ya!
he won’t, he can’t get past my proddiing stick. I sharpened it up good and nice. :)
Posted on Mon, 13 March 2006 at 16:44
#39
Alan wrote:
Hypermania - “how long have you had those socks?”
Should be “thoughts” of course. And it wasn’t me, it was a pal of mine.
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 17:52
#40
Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
“You’re beautiful…it’s true” James Blunt
I Heard: “I am a girlie-voiced cunt who needs to fuck right out of here cos I have outstayed my 5 minutes of fame already and who’s fucking buying this bollocks anyway?!”
hahahahahaa
ive bought the album mate, its very good!
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 01:02
#41
buffalo-boy wrote:
Just looked at the Perversonality lyrics and apparently the chorus is ‘Rewind My Mind’.
It doesn’t sound anything like that!
Sounds like ‘I’m in pain!’ to me.
Anyone agree?!
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 07:40
#42
soul doubt (an) wrote:
before I saw the lyrics I though it was “what about me?” :o
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 07:48
#43
Alan wrote:
Yeah, for years I thought it was “ruin my mind” or “you’re in my mind”
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 07:57
#44
buffalo-boy wrote:
The end of Disgracelands is apparently ‘ET loves LSD’?!??!!!
OH!
I always thought it was, ‘You seem exhausted’!!!
Wow, this is fun! :rolleyes:
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 08:21
#45
mrs h wrote:
Not exactly misheard lyrics, more a case of a misheard song … I was listening to a compilation CD today of stuff from years ago, and one of the tracks was ‘Leader of the Pack’ by the Shangri Las. I have heard that song about a million times over the years, but saw it in a new light when my partner (who never listens to that sort of stuff) asked “What the f**k is a guy with a motorbike doing lurking outside a candy store?”. It got slightly worse as I listened on and realised that the girl dumped the “leader of the pack” because her dad told her to, which in my experience would suggest she was about 12. I don’t think I will ever listen to it again now, which is probably not a bad thing.
Posted on Thu, 13 September 2007 at 17:45
#46
Dennis wrote:
Yeah but that was the norm in the USA in those days.
See also: Jerry Lee Lewis Discography
Posted on Fri, 14 September 2007 at 08:31
#47
marja (sinner) wrote:
in that kate nash song about those cracks in the foundation, I always thought she sang “I must admit I was a biscuit”. i thought that it must be an expression, you never know with these silly english. But now I learned that it’s “i was a bit scared”. I preferred the biscuit though
Posted on Fri, 14 September 2007 at 08:46
#48
Dennis wrote:
Great song though. Have played that many a time at work. The edited version of course, cos the swearing wouldn’t go down to well with our restaurant customers.
I was gonna download the whole album but iTunes had every song listed as “explicit”, fucking selfish bitch. :mad: :D
Misheard lyrics:
In Suede’s Animal Nitrate, it says something like:
“he said, he’d show you his bed and the delights of the chemical smile”
but my brother thought it said
“and would you like some mechanical snow”
Which, I am sure you’ll agree, is much better. Mind, my brother once penned lyrics himself, such as “Cack Orgy” and “Kylie’s Backstreat Brainsurgery”
Posted on Fri, 14 September 2007 at 08:55
#49
mrs h wrote:
me too! :D
@Dennis - you’re right, but when I think about it the English weren’t much better. Who can forget the immortal lines in Smokie’s ‘Oh Carol’:
“She said I’m not 16 if you know what I mean, so we sat and we talked for a while, but when we finally kissed you know she didn’t resist and I must say she did it with style” :eek:
Posted on Fri, 14 September 2007 at 08:56
#50
mrs h wrote:
“me too” was at Marja. Damn these un-editing facilities :mad:
Posted on Fri, 14 September 2007 at 08:57
#51
Paddy wrote:
not so much misheard lyrics but a mate of mine managed to convince me that the manics song “if you tolerate this then you children will be next” was written about queing for toilets at festivals.
damn me and my naivety!!
Posted on Fri, 14 September 2007 at 10:31
#52
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
I used to think ” This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality ” in The Grudge by tool
was
” This body holding me reminds me of my unborn children ” :D
Posted on Fri, 14 September 2007 at 14:06
#53
efilnikufesin wrote:
buffalo-boy wrote:
Just looked at the Perversonality lyrics and apparently the chorus is ‘Rewind My Mind’.
Is it just me or did the lyrics listed for Perversonality on the site once say : ‘Oh my hate’ , near sure it did?
Dont see why they would change mind you
Posted on Fri, 14 September 2007 at 15:22 in reply to an earlier post
#54
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