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What’s your WORST movie everyone?

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Started by andys gibson sg (James Harris) in Chit-Chat

I dunno, I thought it be a good question…??? :D

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 22:50

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#1

Unrequited_lad wrote:

TOP GUN
TOP GUN
TOP GUN

But really, I can tell when I think a film will be shit. If I think it will, I don’t watch it. Simple as that :p

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 22:51

#2

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Probably Hollow Man. I really hated that film.

About half way through the film they’re trapped in an underground ‘inescapable’ base with an invisible man. After some deaths, they suddenly remember there’s a ladder… :rolleyes: Shoddy, all the way through.

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 22:57

#3

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Clockwork Orange was shite. And I was really gutted when Tomb Raider was crap :(

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:00

#4

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

I’ve given it some thought:

Last Days, White Chicks, Date Movie (arrrgghhh!!!!), my little eye, bless the child, vertical limit, final scream, thirteen ghosts, bring it on, american psycho 2 (insult!), scream, cruel intentions, the hole, queen of the damned, 8 mile, batman forever - many i cant remember… i can’t remember*

*Quotes a song i don’t hate :)

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:04

#5

Unrequited_lad wrote:

Oh yeah, just thought of another one… Elektra. That film is a crime against humanity. And that crappy ‘The Girl Next Door’ film. And that ‘Not Another Teen Movie’ one. All films I was talked into watching by my girlfriend, coincidentally. In future, I’ll learn to say ‘no’.

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:06

#6

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Oh! TERMINATOR FUCKIN 3!!!! :mad:

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:08

#7

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

andys gibson sg wrote:

the hole

Oh, god, yeah, I’d actually repressed the memory of watching that one.

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:09

#8

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

andys gibson sg wrote:

Oh! TERMINATOR FUCKIN 3!!!! :mad:

That’s not so bad in a light-entertainment kind of way, but it’s so far removed from the original concept as to be completely unrelated.

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:10

#9

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Unrequited_lad wrote:

All films I was talked into watching by my girlfriend, coincidentally. In future, I’ll learn to say ‘no’.

Mate if I took the advice of many an ex and even my now g/f in films then trust me… I’d soon choose to forget what a cinema even is - can relate. ;)

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:10

#10

Unrequited_lad wrote:

The six most feared words: ‘Oh, I went to Blockbuster earlier!’

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:12

#11

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Unrequited_lad wrote:

The six most feared words: ‘Oh, I went to Blockbuster earlier!’

I get: ‘…well, its better that anything you’ve got on DVD”.

Anything I would most probably dislike wins in her favour :rolleyes:

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:15

#12

Unrequited_lad wrote:

‘Oh, you love punk music though, and this has a Good Charlotte cameo in it!’
‘GOOD CHARLOTTE ARE NOT FUCKING PUNK, YOU MORON! FUCKING HELL!’

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:17

#13

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

And I can imagine whinings of: ooooh just cause Therapy? isn’t in the soundtrack - your beloved Andy Cairns (!)

Damn right bitch, lol ;)

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:20

#14

Unrequited_lad wrote:

Meh, she put up with me dragging her to see Therapy? at Download, so I guess I owe her that… and she does like a few Therapy? songs anyway…

So, sacrifices made by Unrequited_lad’s girlfriend: Going to see greatest rock band ever.
Sacrifices made by Unrequited_lad: Seeing every single really, really shit teen of the past few years. Yeah, who’s really hit the jackpot here?

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:22

#15

Charlie wrote:

1.Freddy got Fingered.
2.American PIe 3
3.BioDome.

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:28

#16

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Personally I never told my g/f what my fave band was (knows now) just kept blasting their sound out my speakers to this day and will continue. She likes a few Therapy? songs, loves ‘Lonely Cryin Only’, ‘Rise Up’, ‘Die Like A Motherfucker’, ‘Church of Noise’, ‘Stories’ and ‘Nowhere’ from what I remember her telling me.

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:28

#17

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Oh and I thought Dare Devil was caca pants too!

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:28

#18

Unrequited_lad wrote:

One of the first things I did after we first met was play her Femtex. What can I say? I’m a romantic ;)

And Daredevil was OKish I felt, but Ben Affleck should not have been allowed anywhere near that film.

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:30

#19

Lola* wrote:

the Harry Potter ones.

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:33

#20

Charlie wrote:

Ben Affleck should not be allowed anywhere near any film.

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:37

#21

Unrequited_lad wrote:

How about a snuff film?

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:38

#22

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Ben Affleck show be a failed stunt double for Jackie Chan on his days off!

Julia Roberts films suck abit too.

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:39

#23

Charlie wrote:

Julia Robots can only play shouty angry woman.

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:40

#24

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

I’m not convinced shes real. Her and that Leonardo DeCappacino fella! Titanic: hurry up and die! :)

Posted on Sat, 1 April 2006 at 23:44

#25

Superunknown wrote:

Police Academy 4-7 (not that 1-3 are any good, but at 4 they started to get really disgusting)

Airforce One

Mission To Mars

Batman & Robin

Creep

Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 01:23

#26

FNYANKEZ wrote:

Battlefield earth. Unless you are watching it on cable..then it’s fucking hilareous!

But we took a buddy who was moving because he wanted to see it. You know it’s bad when you can heckle the screen and no one complains. That was 7 bucks down the can!

Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 03:41

#27

caffeinebomb wrote:

I went to see the Weather Man a couple of weeks ago - it’s just a meandering pointless train of drivel which wanders aimlessly along for 2 hours with lots of Volvo product placement and copious use of the word Fuck in totally inappropriate places.

The most boring, tedious and otherwise utterly pointless film I have ever seen - avoid it is unspeakably poor.

Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 10:42

#28

Nitro wrote:

“Jubilee” by Derek Jarman.
and
“Dancer in the Dark” by Lars von Trier. This movie is the copy of “Breaking the Waves”!

Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 11:24

#29

zipless wrote:

Titanic must be up there, what a pile of utter shite. Boy, was I glad to see this twat drown in the end - mind you, it takes about 5 hours before that happens. This movie also has one of the crappiest soundtracks ever… Celine Fucking Dion!

I only left the cinema once in the middle of a movie, t’was Schindler’s List. Not too bad a movie since I’ve seen it on TV.

Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 12:47

#30

Dermot (The Derm) wrote:

Squall wrote:

1.Freddy got Fingered.

THAT’S ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!!

“You can either eat that god damn roast beef, or you can go to bed.” :D

Anyway, the WORST movie of all time is clearly The Blair Witch Project 2. Or maybe Spawn.

Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 15:23

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