#31
Superunknown wrote:
erdemcapar wrote:
“Jubilee” by Derek Jarman.
I haven’t seen it, but the tagline sounds rather interesting:
“Sex, drugs and punk rock. Add violence and time travel and you have Jubilee.”
Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 15:32
#32
Superunknown wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
I went to see the Weather Man a couple of weeks ago - it’s just a meandering pointless train of drivel which wanders aimlessly along for 2 hours with lots of Volvo product placement and copious use of the word Fuck in totally inappropriate places.
The most boring, tedious and otherwise utterly pointless film I have ever seen - avoid it is unspeakably poor.
Yeah, it was pretty bad. Just why should we feel so sorry for Nicolas Cage? 90% of people have it worse than him.
Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 15:33
#33
Taunty Dan wrote:
i saw Red Eye last week. Please, people, don’t. :D
Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 16:06
#34
Mekhet wrote:
Alone in the dark. The cast must have been drunk and high on some weird stuff to accept that screenplay.
Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 16:22
#35
Taunty Dan wrote:
Mekhet wrote:
The cast must have been drunk and high on some weird stuff to accept that screenplay.
thats usually the sign of a GOOD movie! :D
Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 16:25
#36
JSar666 wrote:
Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot
Last Action Hero
Most Ben Affleck movies, but with his career in shambles I’m starting to feel guilty about wishing it upon him, so I’m on the fence on this one.
Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 17:40
#37
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
Dermot wrote:
THAT’S ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!!
“You can either eat that god damn roast beef, or you can go to bed.” :D
Anyway, the WORST movie of all time is clearly The Blair Witch Project 2. Or maybe Spawn.
Tom Green is a cunt who thinks cancer is funny.
Posted on Sun, 2 April 2006 at 19:48
#38
Superunknown wrote:
Hm, I really liked Last Action Hero & Red Eye.
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 03:22
#39
deadsetgav wrote:
I really liked some of the films have been mentioned… :D
Oceans 12 was truly diabolical… all the right ingreedients but fucking butchered…
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 06:44
#40
deadsetgav wrote:
Infact - I was stuck on the NCP carpark in Manchester city center for about an hour on Saturday afternoon, queueing to get out… and at one point i thought - “It could be worse, I could be watching Oceans 12”
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 06:45
#41
buffalo-boy wrote:
1) The Butterfly Effect
2) Bringing Out The Dead
3) Vanilla Sky
4) Love Actually - why did all the losers love this crap? It was so poor and cliche ridden and the dialogue was the most cheesy rubbish ever!
5) Dreamcatcher
6)Triple X - diabolical!
7) Die Another Day
8) The werewolf one with Christina Ricci, can’t even be bothered to remember its name!
9) Anything starring Ben Affleck - i hate the slimy shitbag and he has never made a decent movie!
10) Pearl Harbour
11) The Bodyguard
12) Red Eye
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 07:40
#42
Nitro wrote:
Superunknown wrote:
I haven’t seen it, but the tagline sounds rather interesting:
“Sex, drugs and punk rock. Add violence and time travel and you have Jubilee.”
I have read the same things before watching the movie. Then I wanted to fuck the person who wrote it!
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 08:07
#43
Philth wrote:
Bailey’s Mistake is the worst film I’ve ever seen. I don’t know how the fuck this film was ever made. If you ever get the chance to waste 90 minutes of your life, considering a random murder or something, but do not watch this film. It’s almost like a Disney version of The Wicker Man.
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 13:27
#44
Taunty Dan wrote:
Squall wrote:
Tom Green is a cunt who thinks cancer is funny.
well, as someone who had it i think he’s entitled to his opinion…
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 13:59
#45
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
Squall wrote:
Tom Green is a cunt who thinks cancer is funny.
No, you’re getting mixed up. Tom Green is funny and thinks cancer’s a cunt ;)
I don’t know anything about him making jokes about people with cancer (not saying he didn’t), and I honestly mean to hit a nerve mate, but I am a big fan of that movie.
Saw Butterfly Effect up there too - wasn’t expecting much, but I thought it was class. Bleakest ending to a movie ever
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 14:31
#46
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dermot wrote:
Saw Butterfly Effect up there too - wasn’t expecting much, but I thought it was class. Bleakest ending to a movie ever
i sw it at the cinema and was impressed, then bought the DVD in a sale, watched it again, and realised i was mistaken. :)
Not one of the worst movies ever by any stretch, but not great…
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 14:35
#47
marja (sinner) wrote:
blair witch
hostel
saw that last one last week, it was the most awfull movie in years.
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 14:36
#48
Taunty Dan wrote:
marja wrote:
hostel
saw that last one last week, it was the most awfull movie in years.
ooh, is it as gruesome as it looks?
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 14:37
#49
andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:
Thelma and Louise, and the Scary Movies!
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 14:41
#50
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
“i sw it at the cinema and was impressed, then bought the DVD in a sale, watched it again, and realised i was mistaken.
Not one of the worst movies ever by any stretch, but not great…” - Taunty
Ah, I’ve only seen it the once y’see.
Hope the same thing doesn’t happen with ‘A Tale Of 2 Sisters’ - saw that the other night and it blew me away
Had to edit me own quote there!
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 14:42
#51
andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:
Dirty Dancing was boring I thought.
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 14:48
#52
Taunty Dan wrote:
andys gibson sg wrote:
Dirty Dancing was boring I thought.
I’ve never allowed myself to watch it. Or anything along the lines of Top Gun, Cocktail, etc, etc.
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 14:52
#53
andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:
But saying that not all so-called ‘chick flicks’ are bad I suppose, just abit of majority of them are.
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 14:54
#54
Taunty Dan wrote:
andys gibson sg wrote:
But saying that not all so-called ‘chick flicks’ are bad I suppose, just abit of majority of them are.
oh i totally agree, some aint half bad. But then others…well, love actually?? Fuck right off. If i ever see martine mcutchen in real life i’m going to set fire to her. Extreme, maybe. But listen to “perfect moment” again, and then tell me your not gonna pass me the matches.
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 14:58
#55
andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:
Must Love Dogs I enjoyed but cack like Notting Hill? Go away! :p
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 14:59
#56
Taunty Dan wrote:
andys gibson sg wrote:
Must Love Dogs I enjoyed but cack like Notting Hill? Go away! :p
must love dogs…that rings a bell…whos in that?
Oh hang on, is that the one where shes seeing 2 fellas kind of?
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 15:03
#57
marja (sinner) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
ooh, is it as gruesome as it looks?
pfff, it’s about two guys getting lured into a hostel with the promises of getting sex with gorgeous grils, and than kidnapped and murdered in a gruesome way. that’s the story, so not much plot there
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 15:23
#58
Taunty Dan wrote:
marja wrote:
pfff, it’s about two guys getting lured into a hostel with the promises of getting sex with gorgeous grils, and than kidnapped and murdered in a gruesome way. that’s the story, so not much plot there
thats pretty much what i thought. Ooh lovely.
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 15:35
#59
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
marja wrote:
pfff, it’s about two guys getting lured into a hostel with the promises of getting sex with gorgeous grils, and than kidnapped and murdered in a gruesome way. that’s the story, so not much plot there
I dont know how far its gonna go for shock value any more - but it seems filmmakers are solely relying on gore and torture now instead of genuinely building up tension and suspense like Jaws.
If Jaws was made now it would be shit. No suspense, all gore.
See Deep Blue Sea for proof - Jaws Indoors ? Fuck off !
- And as for Freddy Got Fingered - its just shit. Plain and simple. The only thing I have seen that is worse is either American Pie 3 ( unbelievably shit ) and BioDome ( fucking rubbish ).
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 15:38
#60
joseph? wrote:
Brotherhood of the Wolf. What a load of shit!
Posted on Mon, 3 April 2006 at 15:58
