#20,881
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
I think it’s the fact that it’s a beautiful day and it’s the beginning of the Easter holidays, which means that all the kids and teachers go away and we can get some work done and on the days that I work I have to leave at 2.30, and that I have wed, thu, fri, sat, sun, mon and tue off all in a row and the baby magnolia tree that I bought for £25 a couple of months ago is starting to flower :D
*whistles a happy tune and ruffles Dan’s hair instead of the usual static electricity shock in the back of the neck routine*
What’s the matter then? :( Is it because you can’t find a copy of the Brenftford Triangle in the shops? You can borrow mine …
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 10:47
#20,882
Taunty Dan wrote:
well there are several factors contributing to my mood i think:
1, I had a crappy weekend doing nowt but watching tv.
2, the weather affects my mood. Seriously! Sleet, rain, sunshine, gales, rain, darkness, light. Thats pretty much how my heads been the last few days.
3, i’m reading a biography of Nick Drake.
4, i’m stuck at work with morons.
AND i lost an item on ebay last night that i’d been watching all bloody week!!!
Is it 5pm yet?!
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 10:54
#20,883
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
I paid extra on some train tickets for travel insurance last week. Then I looked at the documents only to discoverI am insured against assault and/or the loss of both eyes! I am rather reluctant to travel now …
I’m sure you could cheer up if you tried. Why don’t you pretend to yourself that all the morons you work with are genuinely ‘special’ and try to help them? You will feel better about yourself, and they won’t hate you for being a mangy ba***rd ;)
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:03
#20,884
White Psycho wrote:
A mangy bard? Do you have a lyre or something Dan?
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:14
#20,885
Taunty Dan wrote:
:D
So if you get beaten up and get blinded you’ll get some money? Thats comforting isn’t it!!
I’m climbing out of pit of misery now i think. I now have the strength to shout at folk for their minor character flaws. Oh yes, dannys back…
where are you travelling to? ooh, are you coming to the midlands to belt Dennis for his Northern jibes? :D
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:15
#20,886
Taunty Dan wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
A mangy bard? Do you have a lyre or something Dan?
:D
No but i do have a tortured artistic persona which i like to hide behind sometimes. Oh woe is I.
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:18
#20,887
White Psycho wrote:
Careful, you might start writing Goth poetry!
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:20
#20,888
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
No but we will travel through the Midlands - suddenly the insurance policy makes so much more sense! ;)
@WP - That’s really dreadful :D
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:20
#20,889
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
No but we will travel through the Midlands - suddenly the insurance policy makes so much more sense! ;)
@WP - That’s really dreadful :D
i’ll arrange with Dennis for us to stand at New Street with a big banner saying “The midlands welcomes Mrs H”. I’ll get Central News down as well.
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:26
#20,890
Poque Mahone wrote:
@Mum: I don´t want you to be deppressed but just remind that some trees are flowering just before dying ´cos they have to give new life(seeds) before they are dead;)
Nice to hear that the day is nice in there, ´cos here it´s awful:mad:
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:29
#20,891
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Poque Mahone wrote:
@Mum: I don´t want you to be deppressed but just remind that some trees are flowering just before dying ´cos they have to give new life(seeds) before they are dead;)
Nice to hear that the day is nice in there, ´cos here it´s awful:mad:
:eek:
Thanks
*bursts into tears*
:(
@ Dan - No you won’t. BNS is a no smoking station. You wouldn’t last 5 minutes! :D
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:33
#20,892
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
i’ll arrange with Dennis for us to stand at New Street with a big banner saying “The midlands welcomes Mrs H”. I’ll get Central News down as well.
*has just arrived from the sign shop with a big banner reading “The Midlands Welcomes Mrs H”*
:eek:
How do you people KNOW these things?!
*tries hard not to think any other thoughts that will get read by these freaky mindreading Therapy? types…*
Must…not…think…of…mother-in-law……must…not…think…of…mother-in-law…
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:42
#20,893
White Psycho wrote:
what about you mother’s gin drawer?
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:45
#20,894
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
*Remembers TheMidwich Cuckoos*
He’s thinking of a brick wall!
Hello Dennis :) How is your mother-in-law? :D
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:45
#20,895
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
what about you mother’s gin drawer?
:D
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:46
#20,896
Dennis wrote:
*thinks about a blank sheet of paper…an empty field in the middle of nowhere…sheer black emptiness…a family get-together, the wife is running late, father-in-law gets stuck at work late…*
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:47
#20,897
White Psycho wrote:
We will not let you go, bismillah NO!
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:49
#20,898
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
We will not let you go, bismillah NO!
lol :D
“Thunderbolts and lightning - M.I.L. is frightening! …”
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:52
#20,899
JSar666 wrote:
So … if Hooch’s mum is fit, that makes her a G.I.L.F. How cool is that?
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 11:57
#20,900
warcalledpeace wrote:
Technically she is a GILF
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 12:08
#20,901
JSar666 wrote:
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 12:16
#20,902
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 12:23
#20,903
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
:eek:
we can’t have folk talking abot you in this way!!!!
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 12:50
#20,904
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
wooohooo 2 weeks off school starting today!!!
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 12:50
#20,905
Taunty Dan wrote:
gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:
wooohooo 2 weeks off school starting today!!!
…which i trust will be spent studying and doing homework?
Hey, if i’ve gotta work its only fair. I can’t have folk enjoying themselves, it doesn’t fit in with my whole “if i’m going down you’re coming with me” policy. :p
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 13:12
#20,906
White Psycho wrote:
I’ve already had 2 weeks off uni, and another 2 to go :D
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 13:15
#20,907
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
I’ve already had 2 weeks off uni, and another 2 to go :D
well next year i’ll get like 10 weeks of in the summer so meh.
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 13:20
#20,908
Taunty Dan wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
I’ve already had 2 weeks off uni, and another 2 to go :D
stop looking so damned pleased with yourself and go find something to do. I’m sure theres a pile of washing up or something that needs doing.
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 13:21
#20,909
White Psycho wrote:
I’ve been getting that for years :p
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 13:22
#20,910
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
i have to sit through 2 hour plus exams tho in my 10 weeks off :(
Posted on Mon, 10 April 2006 at 13:35
