Wall of Mouths

I’m sure the best name&title are Shit and Shit. It’s really great to be a part of the band SHIT and play the song SHIT.

bands:
die Ulkigen Pulkigen
the Boxhamsters
Schäuble rolls to paralympix

songs:
Ich töte meinen Nachbarn und verprügel seine Leiche
a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying
You got the wrong foot amputated

let’s save tony orlando’s house
it’s the title of a song by yo la tengo, and it’s the name of a telethon hosted by Troy McLure in a simpsons episode.

I can’t say anything ‘bout Payola as I only know the song I’ve mentioned. The fact that I don’t really like does not mean that the band’s not good.

St.

how about anal cunt’s classics such as ‘hitler was gay’; ‘fred durst thinks he’s black, but he’s just gay’; ‘all our fans are gay’; ‘the word homophobic is gay’; and ‘we’re gay’

the only thing that beats that is probably ‘rented woman’ or ‘noise in the woods’ by the fantastic ‘muff mullet’

mannenkoor karrespoor-het is lekker op de trekker

the funniest guy ever is called mortiis
watch his pictures at http://www.mortiis.com/index2.html

Andre hazes - The kite

Turbonegro have a song called ‘I fucked Betty Page’, but I’m sure that the guy from Turbonegro(though he seems to be a ‘bit’ insane) would never fuck a 70 year old woman.
Die Kassierer have a bunch of cool song titles, but I think teethgrinder would delete all the names cuz he might think that I have become a pornographic poet or something like that…the Germams will know them and the rest of us wouldn’t understand them, so I won’t write them down in here.
Other cool bandnames:
Dackelblut
Olaf und die obszönen Mösenknödel
Vampire State Building

Anal Cunt rulesssssss!!!

But for me great band names are:

Hüsker Dü
Pop Will Eat Itself
and I always laugh at this band’s name:

Silent Stream Of Godless Elegy

:)))

Hitler was a sensitive man!!! (ANAL CUNT)

the flaming lips have got some good ones, Psychiatric exploration of the feotus with needles. Talking bout the smiling deathporn immortality blues. try asking a dj to play those. and the band is naff 80s metal nobodys: dumpys rusty nuts

Best band name? It’s gotta be Rammstein. Here in The Netherlands it’s like calling your band ‘Enschede’ or ”t Hemeltje’.

Best song title? ‘All The Guys I Went To Highschool With Are Dead.’ or something like that, it’s Mr Bungle obviously…

T.W

Ramstein (with one M) is the place in Germany where more I don’t know 15 years ago or something that exhibition plane crashed into the audience and killed a lot of people. I even think in one of Rammsteins songs (it’s probably ‘Wollt Ihr Das Bett Im Flammen Sehen’) you can hear samples of people screaming. Anyway, that makes Rammstein a very dubious and controversial bandname and makes Enschede or Volendam a good dutch variation, talking disasters…

cheers,
TW

I’ve always though TERRORVISION is/was a great band name.

As for song titles…tricky. Lots of Budgie songs score highly here.
Nude Disintigrating Parachutist Woman is my fave…followed closely by…
Panzer Division Destroyed
You’re The Best Thing Since Powdered Milk
In The Grip Of A Tyrefitters Hand
Crash Course In Brain Surgery