#24,901
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
This is not good. It’s the dress rehearsal of Romeo and Juliet and no-one is here, not even the balcony :(
It’s Gracious Me’s first birthday in 2 months and we only have an unrehearsed play, a less than experienced band and a depressed giraffe to mark the occasion…
We need ideas, people! If we are to hold a party for 2,500 WoMbles (members only, I think) then we need to make some plans.
Hanne and Ci? should do the food, for sure. And Divers, deadsetgav and Heysatan should do a comedy thing. Taunty Dan, Dennis, Marja and zipless - you just concentrate on getting the band ready to perform on the night, and Dan and Mr Ennis put some thought into costumes for everybody. Caffeinebomb - I need someone to train GBMBS, Colin?, Samanama and 30seconds to do harmonies, and they can sing “There’s no-one quite like Hooch’s Mum” in the style of St Winifred’s school choir. I will do a turn early in the evening - I will open with a rendition of ‘Jolene’, and then follow through with a selection of soul ballads, as opposed to salad bowls which are far more difficult to deliver orally. Hooch can be the clown and do magic tricks for the youngsters, and 30 and D can do a presentation speech together and go through the nominations for the Dr Who award for the least organic dog. I suspect Pete Burns to be the bookies favourite - Divers can run the book because of his death race experience. We’ll get the 666ers back in to do an aerial display in WWII aircraft, and Unrequited and Hatham can do some gymnastics and acrobatics in the marquis. Pip and White Psycho can organise everyone else into a motorcycle display team, and tubthumper can be the compere seeing as he was the first person to reply. mr self destruct is guest of honour. Igor, you’re newest which makes you the waiter :)
What else should we do?
Eeek: We need a speech for post 25000 too :S
Bit late now but what was I supposed to do again, sorry, I’ve been a very half arsed member of late
Posted on Sun, 4 June 2006 at 21:42
#24,902
White Psycho wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Pip and White Psycho can organise everyone else into a motorcycle display team
Right! Pip, go out and buy seventeen rolls of duck tape and the biggest Pritt Stick in existence. Gravity shall bow to my will!
Posted on Sun, 4 June 2006 at 21:50
#24,903
Taunty Dan wrote:
good morning people of the world :)
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 09:40
#24,904
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Morning Dan. You’ll be happy to know I got into Therapy? last night :)
@ Mrs. H - I need to sing? :eek: With Samananana?!?! :(
Gawd :rolleyes:
Cx
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 09:45
#24,905
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Punkwak wrote:
I got an enevelop with an invitation for the army…
what to do..?!
By the way i’ve been in it already..!!
For fights in Afghanistan or African colonies is this invitation..
If you wanna survive this is not the place i suppose..!!
There is no internet there… i will be lonely :(
no crazy words or laughing things pfffff
will not be an easy one…!
cheers
Don’t go Punkwak! Me and Samantha need you here!
Cx
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 09:46
#24,906
Hanne wrote:
Goooood morning.
I’ve bollocksed up my back.
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 09:49
#24,907
Taunty Dan wrote:
bless :( what you done?
@Colin, nice one mate? How was it?
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 09:51
#24,908
Hanne wrote:
Being clumsy I’m guessing. Painkillers are coming out in a minute.
How are you this fine day? How’s the band going?
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 10:01
#24,909
Igor Belanov wrote:
Painkillers? You’ve got a bottle of whisky handy?
I think the band is about to split up now, Dennis has been associating with a Japanese conceptual artist.
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 10:14
#24,910
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
@Colin, nice one mate? How was it?
Was excellent! I was talking to Michael before the gig, he was talking to Samantha over the phone :)
Andy winked at me, Neil pointed at me and smiled and Michael done the “I’m watching you” gesture to me!
Was brilliant :D
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 10:15
#24,911
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Being clumsy I’m guessing. Painkillers are coming out in a minute.
How are you this fine day? How’s the band going?
well its a bit quiet on the band front. I AM a bit worried abot Dennis, he’s chaged since he started knocking abot with that Yokel Uno. And Igor and myself are experiencing “musical differences”. So its a bit up in the air at the minute.
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 10:24
#24,912
Hanne wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
Painkillers? You’ve got a bottle of whisky handy?
I think the band is about to split up now, Dennis has been associating with a Japanese conceptual artist.
Hun, I’m a bit more hardcore than whisky for pain relief.
Half a teaspoon of sugar free Calpol, some homemade cookies and a nap for me, oh yeah.
That Dennis, no bloody commitment other than to strange, oriental women.
Dan, musical differences as in you stole his recorder? Again?
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 10:26
#24,913
Igor Belanov wrote:
C’mon Dan, you’ve just got to admit that Bob the Builder is some much more cutting edge than Mr Blobby. Plus the lyrics are stronger. And a few Demis Roussos samples would add a lot to the album.
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 10:28
#24,914
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Well dan i can strap on the old one man band mary poppins style..we don’t need them, it could be the “new thing”.
oh yeah morning all:)
@Colin are you sure they weren’t giving you the eye and pointing as they were thinking “he’s a bit young how the fuck did he get in??”…Only joking dude glad you got to see them and had a good night.
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 10:29
#24,915
Taunty Dan wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
C’mon Dan, you’ve just got to admit that Bob the Builder is some much more cutting edge than Mr Blobby. Plus the lyrics are stronger. And a few Demis Roussos samples would add a lot to the album.
Oh come on, blobby is SO much more versatile. The man can turn his chubby digits to anything! Yer builder fella is merely an indie wannabe. Think blobby as “Kid A” and Bob as “the Bends” :p
Hey Divers :)
hmmm…tell me more…
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 10:34
#24,916
Hanne wrote:
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 10:47
#24,917
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I’m down with dapper…but the first pics look is very tempting…what do you reckon then Dan?
A cockney knees up hip hop band with rock overtones and mike patton weirdness?
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 10:50
#24,918
Igor Belanov wrote:
Cockney hip-hop? You’d better start thinking of words to rhyme with ‘apples and pears’ and ‘jellied eels’. Be careful though, when Chas and Dave went into Drum and Bass it alienated their fans and caused a lot of death threats.
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 11:00
#24,919
Hanne wrote:
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 11:03
#24,920
Divers (Simon) wrote:
“It’s so easy seeing how violence can start, doing a drive by in my ‘orse ‘n cart.
If you you want money get me on the dog and bone, coz i’m the man people come to if they want a Lone
now it’s time for a lovely cup of tea…bitch!”
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 11:06
#24,921
Taunty Dan wrote:
we’re suited and booted and dressed all dapper,
i’m da man with the bass he’s da rhyming cockney rapper,
with our whistle and flutes and fistfuls of ice,
we’re gonna polish up our shoes all lovely and nice
don’t mess wiv da boyz, we be packin’ .38’s
we gonna blow you away, see you at the pearly gates
with our pristine suits and silk tie image
we be doin’ more weed than popeye does spinach
etc, etc
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 11:13
#24,922
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Dan mate i actually think we can do this and it work…:D shall i put together some beats?
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 11:19
#24,923
Taunty Dan wrote:
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 11:27
#24,924
*Samanananana?* wrote:
Colin? wrote:
Don’t go Punkwak! Me and Samantha need you here!
Cx
DONT GO!!!
I agree we Need you!!!!! :D
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 11:42
#24,925
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
okay this is just a taster
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 11:58
#24,926
*Samanananana?* wrote:
Emo is Latin for I buy
But yea lets say C*unt!!
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 12:07
#24,927
Hanne wrote:
Divers wrote:
okay this is just a taster
Oh, god there’s potential.
We’re all doomed.
Come up with a name yet?
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 12:19
#24,928
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Potential..are you sure???…i mean cool!:D
Dan & Chav is the leading contender..hopefully get confused with Chas and Dave and get more bookings.
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 12:38
#24,929
Divers (Simon) wrote:
*Samanananana?* wrote:
Emo is Latin for I buy
But yea lets say C*unt!!
on the subject of Emo, my friend sent me this photo of how Emo is speading with the likes of Rodhull and Emo popping up.
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Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 12:48
#24,930
Lola* wrote:
:( I can’t hear it…maybe that’s for the best though..
Posted on Mon, 5 June 2006 at 12:50
