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Started by andys gibson sg (James Harris)

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#61

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

I piss on you :p

Posted on Thu, 1 June 2006 at 08:27

#62

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Colin? wrote:

Do you have Bebo?

LMAO - that is the best insult I have ever heard.

Posted on Thu, 1 June 2006 at 11:18

#63

matthew wrote:

Eat my shorts! :)

Posted on Thu, 1 June 2006 at 20:48

#64

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:

You use AOL!

Posted on Thu, 1 June 2006 at 20:54

#65

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:

Ci? wrote:

I’m ashamed to admit that I do…but then, doesn’t every young person and student type?! :D

thats an insult to me, I dont have it, and never will have it. And im young

Posted on Thu, 1 June 2006 at 20:55

#66

Lola* wrote:

you fucking rosemarie… however only a select few people will know the exact horror of that phrase…

Posted on Thu, 1 June 2006 at 21:09

#67

undefined wrote:

-cum-guzzling-gutter-slut
(hope i spelled it right)

- german: halt’s maul oder ich reiss dir den kopf ab und scheiss dir in den hals
“translation”: shut up or i ll tear your head off and shit in your throat

Posted on Thu, 1 June 2006 at 21:48

#68

3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:

Is that all you lot can come up with? You really have to do better than this crap to insult me. What a bunch of pathetic sissies you are.

Posted on Thu, 1 June 2006 at 23:27

#69

FNYANKEZ wrote:

I fart in your general direction..(best said with a phoney French accent)

Posted on Thu, 1 June 2006 at 23:39

#70

3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:

and then? Should I be insulted? Just a deep sniff and the odeur has gone. What’s the insult?

Posted on Thu, 1 June 2006 at 23:41

#71

*Samanananana?* wrote:

You look like my History Teacher!!!

Posted on Fri, 2 June 2006 at 12:14

#72

CS (Colin S) wrote:

undefined wrote:

-cum-guzzling-gutter-slut

That is THE best thing EVER! :cool:

Cx

Posted on Sun, 18 June 2006 at 14:40

#73

undefined wrote:

colin: oh thank you :D (you still didn’t scare me as u said in the other thread *grin* ;-)]

Posted on Sun, 18 June 2006 at 17:27

#74

CS (Colin S) wrote:

I’m not gonna scare a girl :)

Cx

Posted on Sun, 18 June 2006 at 17:31

#75

undefined wrote:

but you ve wrote it! i was so curious! young boys and their promises -pfft! ;) :p

Posted on Sun, 18 June 2006 at 17:42

#76

CS (Colin S) wrote:

I’m not good at keeping promises:D

Cx

Posted on Sun, 18 June 2006 at 18:28

#77

undefined wrote:

i see!! :mad:

such a wimp!
:D

Posted on Sun, 18 June 2006 at 19:46

#78

Poque Mahone wrote:

up_in_flames wrote:

You’re all a bunch of tree hugging hippie fucks!

That´s actually true:eek: Bite my wire!

Posted on Mon, 19 June 2006 at 06:16

#79

Mr Anna wrote:

Y’all can get face fucked

Posted on Wed, 21 June 2006 at 20:30

#80

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

I’ll face fuck you in a bleedin’ minute. Then I’ll do ye’a paradiddle, biatch :p

Posted on Wed, 21 June 2006 at 23:12

#81

Idlevice2 wrote:

I always liked ‘cumbreath’. Works on both genders.

Posted on Sun, 25 June 2006 at 19:59

#82

undefined wrote:

*lol*

Posted on Sun, 25 June 2006 at 21:27

#83

Charlie wrote:

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.

Posted on Mon, 26 June 2006 at 12:05

#84

joseph? wrote:

I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.

Posted on Mon, 26 June 2006 at 15:09

#85

Charlie wrote:

:o But i would piss on you when you were not on fire .

And i would perform number 2 on you to finish off.

Posted on Mon, 26 June 2006 at 17:46

#86

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Two of my friends were having a play arguement the other day and came out with this one.

“i would suggest you changing your name via Deed poll to c*ntface, but as everyone calls you that anyway there wouldn’t be much point!”

:D

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 17:05

#87

Taunty Dan wrote:

you say friends, but what you really mean is “you and a sock puppet” isn’t it? its ok mate, no-one will think any less of you.

*sniggers. Loser!*

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 17:09

#88

Divers (Simon) wrote:

ooh get you!

*flicks through big book of insults*

how is your girlfriend these days Dan, still have a puncture?

*laughs to himself at the hilarity of the insult…and wonders whether to tell Dan that it was the “special” sock that Dan keeps next to his bed*

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 17:13

#89

Taunty Dan wrote:

you can keep the sock, its got enough life splashed over it to talk by itself now anyhow.

*tries to think of a brilliant, masterly comeback*

Puncture, eh? What are you? like, erm, huh, STUPID??!! :D

*chalks one in the air. watches ball bounce into his adversaries court*

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 17:23

#90

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Stupid am I …well you sir are a…are a…are a hmmmm POOH HEAD! yes you heard me right a pooh head and i’m not taking it back!:p

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 08:44

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