#26,161
Igor Belanov wrote:
You lot have all the fun. I’ll have to have been working for the NHS for 30 years before I get on to anything as interesting as that.
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 10:15
#26,162
Dennis wrote:
I have to compile two sample CD’s for the La Tasca chain of Spanish restaurants, whilst trying to get my mind off the gorgeous Spanish woman who came to the meeting in the week to discuss what they want from us…
*falls into a daydream…*
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 10:17
#26,163
Taunty Dan wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
You lot have all the fun. I’ll have to have been working for the NHS for 30 years before I get on to anything as interesting as that.
will there still BE an NHS in 30 years time?! :D
@Den: i’ve just emailed you dude :)
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 10:20
#26,164
marja (sinner) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
i’ve done that before Marja! its like, well, fucking shit, isn’t it? :D
indeed it is, but my boss (they’re his clients, not mine)doesn’t know his way around in SAP, so I’m the lucky one :rolleyes:
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 10:21
#26,165
Igor Belanov wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
will there still BE an NHS in 30 years time?! :D
By then it’ll probably be the Leeds Teaching Hospitals owned by McDonalds or something. It would save the health system millions, people would rather stop at home and die than risk the hospital food.
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 10:30
#26,166
Taunty Dan wrote:
McDonalds infirmary, Leeds! :D
Patient - whats the verdict doc?
Doctor - i’m afraid its bad news…would you like some fries with that?
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 10:34
#26,167
Dennis wrote:
Need the electric pads to zap you back to life after a major coronary?
Sorry sir,just putting some more in, take your drinks and sit down and we’ll bring them over in ten minutes.
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 10:39
#26,168
Taunty Dan wrote:
enjoy your operation, sorry abot the wait :) have a nice day!
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 10:55
#26,169
Igor Belanov wrote:
Imagine the special offers:
“Supersize your tumour at no extra cost”
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 10:57
#26,170
Dennis wrote:
I’m sorry, Mrs Smith, but we did all we can, but young William was very very poorly and in the end his litle body just couldn’t fight it any more…
But, if you still want it, he’s still entitled to a Free Disney Lion King 13 (tm) Soft Toy and you can still enter his drawing into the colouring competition…?
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 10:58
#26,171
Taunty Dan wrote:
“i know this is terribly hard for you Mrs Smith, but did William by any chance carry a McDonor Card? His happy meal toys could bring happiness to other custome…erm…patients…”
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 11:23
#26,172
Dennis wrote:
:eek: do you think they’ll have a drive-thru?!
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 11:25
#26,173
Igor Belanov wrote:
I’d be most worried about how they might use the corpses…
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 11:27
#26,174
Taunty Dan wrote:
they give them uniforms and name badges and send them to work at McDonalds “restaurants” in nearby towns.
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 11:32
#26,175
Poque Mahone wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
bless :)
I thought you were saying Sarah had a strange accent … :$ I’m sure you and Poque have lovely accents though :)
I think you´ve heard my accent in that demo;) And Kossu´s finnish is perfect after couple of pints:p
Mum, lyrics are on vacation like me. Or I think I´ll send some in two weeks. Soon off to see Pippuri and her baby Vanilla. Sari bought a new camera yesterday, so you actually might see goat pics in the near future:)
Tomorrow trip to Tallinn:)
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 11:48
#26,176
Divers (Simon) wrote:
If i join up all pogues smilies i make a pan:)
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 12:09
#26,177
Divers (Simon) wrote:
sorry about that “special” post..just woke up and it was the first think the brain noticed…anyway good morning *checks watch* whatever..how are you all?
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 12:28
#26,178
Taunty Dan wrote:
*ticks Divers off on register*
Late AGAIN boy! whats your excuse this time?! :D
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 12:43
#26,179
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 12:48
#26,180
Taunty Dan wrote:
*fumes*
i suppose you think thats funny do you boy??
*throws board rubber at Divers*
See me after class. Filth.
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 12:50
#26,181
Igor Belanov wrote:
*timidly approaches teacher’s desk*
Sir, I’m playing for the school football team this afternoon, may I leave and be excused the usual beating?
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 13:08
#26,182
Taunty Dan wrote:
*eyeballs Igor in a questioning manner*
Football eh, lad? Well Headmistress Hooch hasn’t told me about a football game, so no.
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 13:13
#26,183
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
See me after class. Filth.
I’ve heard about your “after class” you dirty old man!
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 13:16
#26,184
Taunty Dan wrote:
:mad:
SILENCE!!!!
*throws blackboard at Divers*
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 13:18
#26,185
zipless wrote:
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 13:50
#26,186
Taunty Dan wrote:
oh for fuc…WHAT IS IT BOY??? You CAN’T need the toilet AGAIN??!!
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 13:56
#26,187
Divers (Simon) wrote:
wait a second why am i taking this shit…your only the caretaker??!!
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 13:58
#26,188
Taunty Dan wrote:
erm…
*Picks up desk, throws it at Divers and runs out classroom*
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 14:01
#26,189
Igor Belanov wrote:
Divers wrote:
wait a second why am i taking this shit…your only the caretaker??!!
Yes, that ginger hair and Scottish accent was a dead giveaway…
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 14:09
#26,190
marja (sinner) wrote:
i want to go hooooooooooooooooooooome
did that sound whinny enough. god, i’m bored
Posted on Thu, 29 June 2006 at 14:15
