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Started by Charlie in Chit-Chat

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barney gumble : Wow ! david crosby ! you’re my hero!
DavidCrosby : you like my music ?
Barney Gumble : You’re a musician ?!

:D

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 01:51

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#1

FNYANKEZ wrote:

Barney “What kind of a drunk do you think I am? Whoa!! there’s beer in that ashtray!! *slurp* ”

And from later in that same episode with his head under the beer tap

“Uh-Oh my heart stopped…there it goes.. *glug*”

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 05:04

#2

Dennis wrote:

Homer: “Marge, if you’re just gonna shout at me everytime I do something stupid, I’m just gonna stop doing stupid stuff…”

also…

Homer : “So, kids, what have we learned about trying, today?..”
Lisa : “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…?”

Homer: “No…Trying is for LOSERS!”

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 09:21

#3

Dermot (The Derm) wrote:

Marge: “Goodbye”
Homer: “Badbye”

:D

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 12:12

#4

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

A Classic

Homer “To Beer the cause and solution to all of lifes problems”

and it’s true

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 12:55

#5

Charlie wrote:

Dermot wrote:

Marge: “Goodbye”
Homer: “Badbye”

:D

:D This argument is over

This argument is under :mad:

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 14:02

#6

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Paramedic: “this man has had a dangerous amount of alcohol”

Homer: “the only dangerous amount of alcohol is none!”

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 14:08

#7

Taunty Dan wrote:

Homer: (upon acquiring a post game football): “now i have 4 children. I’ll call you stitchface”

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 14:11

#8

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

On Tax day in the Post Office
Kent Brookman(to Otto in a q) “And why have you left it so late to pay your taxes”
Otto “Isn’t in the line for Metallica”

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 15:49

#9

Taunty Dan wrote:

Homer at the post office: Helloooo, my name is Mr Burns, i believe you have a letter for me.
Post office clerk: Ok whats your first name Mr Burns?
Homer: I don’t know…

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 15:55

#10

Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:

Dermot wrote:

Marge: “Goodbye”
Homer: “Badbye”

:D

that was lisa not marge

moe answering barts phone call: hey everyboby? IM A STUPID MORON WITH AM UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 21:47

#11

Dermot (The Derm) wrote:

“that was lisa not marge”

Comic Book Guy alert! ;)

Posted on Tue, 4 July 2006 at 22:26

#12

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

Worst thread ever

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 15:36

#13

Taunty Dan wrote:

JASPER:Talking out of turn…that’s a paddling. Looking out the window…that’s a paddling. Staring at my sandals…that’s a paddling. Paddling the school canoe…ooh, you better believe that’s a paddling

Posted on Wed, 5 July 2006 at 15:54

#14

Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:

mr burns: excellent idea smithers, we’ll take the spruce moose (holds model aeroplane) hop in.

smithers: but sir…?

mr burns: (cocks gun) i said hop in!

Posted on Fri, 7 July 2006 at 22:32

#15

CS (Colin S) wrote:

I love that Spruse moose one!!

Ace :D

Cx

Posted on Tue, 11 July 2006 at 10:53

#16

Charlie wrote:

THE BEST QUOTE EVER :

Homer and Marge are ivited to a really posh house.
When they pull up ,Marge goes : ” look, Homer, the number of the house is spelled using letters ! ”

to which Homer replies, ” Get used to it Marge, from now on, we’re going to spell everything with letters. ”

I laughd me ass off for the rest of the episode :D:D

Posted on Tue, 11 July 2006 at 11:56

#17

Charlie wrote:

Homer : ” Lisa, I don’t apologise, i’m sorry but thats just the way i am ”

:D

Posted on Wed, 12 July 2006 at 14:41

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