Wall of Mouths

Right then son, sit down.

After consulting my fellow doctors in the I.M.U EmergencyUnit we have come to the following conclusion:

*slaps Colin? round the head till his ears bleed and kicks him in the balls repeatedly*

Now would you please go home and never set foot in here again? Thanks ever so much for visiting our premises.

TWAT!

Yes, it is a bit harsh.

I get that, even though I done a good deed today!!
I found this man who wasn’t in a very fit state to be on the streets outside Burger King. One of my friends went over and asked him if he was ok, he said yes.
Afterwards, we were sitting in BK, then we turn round and outside the place, our new friend was lying down on the ground, almost uncounscious.
We rushed over to him and he barely moved, more people came to the mans aid when they noticed what was happening. A man told me to phone an ambulance and I did so.
Before the medics arrived, a group of chavs started to provoke the man, although he tried to be calm about it, he cracked and tried to throw punches at the chavs. A man restrained him and the chavs continued to mock.
The ambulance arrived, and when the medics threatened to call the police, the chavs split.
Me and my friends told the medic what we seen and he suggested that we go back inside and thanked us for calling.

The man refused medical attention and the medics had no choice but to leave him.
He was a nice fella, but he did get pretty violent. He looked a bit like our Neil Cooper… although he was wearing a Foo Fighters shirt. :rolleyes:

Cx

You mean why do they have an obsession with us!

Cx

Says “Mr 40%-of-people-are-chavs-only-5%-are-normal” :p

Colin? obviously does need a new phone. Imagine if he’d tried to call the ambulance on his current phone and it had frozen or something?

A man could have died.

There’s a lesson there.

The lesson is, strange things are afoot at Burger King.

Philth wrote:

Colin? obviously does need a new phone. Imagine if he’d tried to call the ambulance on his current phone and it had frozen or something?

A man could have died.

There’s a lesson there.

The lesson is, strange things are afoot at Burger King.

Exactly. I was only calling an ambulance because he looked like Neil Cooper, I actually called him Neil, although he said his name was Tom or something like that.

My phone could’ve broke, exactly why I’m getting one in 12 days.

Cx

Well, it could have been worse. At least he admitted it here, rather than as he’s shaking the Mayor’s hand and taking his medal.

Tubthumper wrote:

You only called an ambulance becuase he looked like Neil Cooper?

That, and some man asked me to. Anyways, he wa wearing a Foo Fighters t-shirt, which made me want to run in the opposite direction..

Cx