#29,371
mrs h wrote:
I don’t think self-pity will help. You need to be pro-active, like yoghourt or shampoo. You must fight for him!
*raises D’s banner and sounds a horn*
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 16:11
#29,372
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*feebly bitch-slaps Hooch*
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 16:22
#29,373
Taunty Dan wrote:
:mad:
Get your hand off of my woman!!
*groans at Darkness link*
D, baby, you know i love you. I’ve just always been curious about…women…i’m so sorry.
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 18:42
#29,374
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Fine, go to your hussy. See if I care. *sobs and runs out*
Posted on Wed, 16 August 2006 at 19:46
#29,375
30seconds wrote:
29,000, ey? That’s 20,000 more than last Summer. *Reminisces*. I’ve made various conjectures on how the thread would turn out, none of which have been attained. Perhaps the (now-legendary) thread will last another year!
Also, I see Mrs H has been let out into the other sub-sections of the board. Unleashed, perhaps!
Hope you’re all doing well, especially D - who was cool the last time I checked.
Love to the family. :p
Ben. x
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 00:09
#29,376
marja (sinner) wrote:
hello all, just in the office for a few hours. ihave to get my feedback from the non-technical comptence interview (meaning all the social stuff) and I’m nervous about it, because it goes in my record in HR.
I had a lovely holiday in Terschelling. I’m burned red as a lobster. @Mrs H: can i join your family??
:)
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 08:18
#29,377
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hey Tinne :)
I’M first in the queue at present to join the Lobster family, get in line! :D
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 08:20
#29,378
marja (sinner) wrote:
my nose looks like the one clowns have, ok, so unles you can beat that, I’m skipping the line :p
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 08:24
#29,379
Taunty Dan wrote:
my FACE looks like the ones clowns have so beat that! :p
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 08:29
#29,380
marja (sinner) wrote:
I think I need a picture to accept this defeat. So dan, please
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 08:31
#29,381
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
30seconds wrote:
29,000, ey? That’s 20,000 more than last Summer. *Reminisces*. I’ve made various conjectures on how the thread would turn out, none of which have been attained. Perhaps the (now-legendary) thread will last another year!
Also, I see Mrs H has been let out into the other sub-sections of the board. Unleashed, perhaps!
Hope you’re all doing well, especially D - who was cool the last time I checked.
Love to the family. :p
Ben. x
Hey, Ben! Are you back? :)
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 09:01
#29,382
Taunty Dan wrote:
marja wrote:
I think I need a picture to accept this defeat. So dan, please
fair enough, i’ve nothing to be ashamed of.
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 09:12
#29,383
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
You’ve plenty of things to be ashamed of. That just isn’t one of the things. :p
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 09:27
#29,384
White Psycho wrote:
This week on Clown Crime Watch. Have you seen this man? He is wanted by police for harassment of lobsters in the Leeds area.
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 09:27
#29,385
Taunty Dan wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
You’ve plenty of things to be ashamed of. That just isn’t one of the things. :p
no, this is one of the things in my life i’m quite proud of…
YOU are one of the many things i’m ashamed of…There, i’ve said it.
Edit WP: “clown crime watch”?! Genius! a whole show dedicated to crimes committed by clowns!
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 09:29
#29,386
White Psycho wrote:
Are we on Jeremy Kyle or something?
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 09:31
#29,387
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*cheers from the audience*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 09:31
#29,388
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
YOU are one of the many things i’m ashamed of…There, i’ve said it.
Well fine, I guess that’s why you’re off with that strumpet of yours, and why we’re sleeping in separate beds. And counties. And I expect that’s why we’ve never even met, isn’t it! :mad: Trollop.
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 09:33
#29,389
Taunty Dan wrote:
*suddenly feels very self conscious, sat in a chair, alone, dressed as a clown, facing an angry studio audience on live tv*
umm…what do you want me to say? I can’t believe you dragged me on live televsion for this you *BEEP*ing *BEEP*.
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 09:34
#29,390
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*clicks fingers twice in the air*
Whatever, girlfriend.
*mad irrational whoops from audience*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 09:41
#29,391
White Psycho wrote:
sits at the bag setting up a sniper rifle, mumbling
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:03
#29,392
Taunty Dan wrote:
d, is Jeremy actually here?? I just don’t understand why i’m tied to a chair in your garage while your mates point and laugh… Is that camera even real?
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:04
#29,393
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
lmao :D ( at D’s comment, sorry Dan! ;))
@ Tinne, course you can, honey! You can be my new daughter :)
Well back to the subject - You’ve brought this clown here to tell him something, haven’t you Miss Anthroplologist? Why don’t you go right ahead and tell him now?
*Goes to get the lie detector, counsellor and in-bred second cousins who are pregnant with Dan’s love children*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:08
#29,394
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek:
ohhhh LIE detector! For a minute there i thought it said…oh, nevermind.
*wipes sweat from brow. Conceals pie in inside pocket.*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:13
#29,395
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
*waits for Miss Anthropologist to reveal that she is really a woman*
*waits a bit longer*
*starts to grow impatient*
*starts to grow beard*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:18
#29,396
White Psycho wrote:
*notices beard growth through sniper scope* What the?… *slips and shoots one of the love children* ooohh. Shit. *runs away*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:20
#29,397
Taunty Dan wrote:
*watches love “child” #1 drop to the floor* fucking hell :rolleyes:
d, is it gonna be soon? My makeups starting to run under the heat of that torch.
and this rope is really chaffing me. :(
i can’t believe you waited til Clown Thursday for this.
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:21
#29,398
White Psycho wrote:
*sneaks on to the stage and attaches the corpse to a stick to make it like it’s standing, shoves a tape in its pocket going “I WANNA GO TO MCDONALDS!” on an endless loop*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:27
#29,399
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
*mops Dan’s brow with floor mop*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:31
#29,400
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
*sneaks on to the stage and attaches the corpse to a stick to make it like it’s standing, shoves a tape in its pocket going “I WANNA GO TO MCDONALDS!” on an endless loop*
*shoots corpse*
Whining little shit!
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:32
