#29,401
Taunty Dan wrote:
D!!!! :mad: REALLY bored now!! i’ve got a childrens party at noon. :mad:
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:33
#29,402
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
I don’t think he’s coming back, so I’ll have to tell you myself …
D isn’t really gay, he’s a woman. He had to have a lot of surgery, but he brought you on here to show you his super new 36-24-38 figure and the results of his makeover. Also he was going to ask you to marry him and give up being a clown so he can look after you properly with the earnings he hopes to make as an air-hostess :)
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:41
#29,403
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
*strolls into GM for a bit of mid-morning banter*
What in the blue hell has been going on here?!
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:42
#29,404
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
I don’t think he’s coming back, so I’ll have to tell you myself …
D isn’t really gay, he’s a woman. He had to have a lot of surgery, but he brought you on here to show you his super new 36-24-38 figure and the results of his makeover. Also he was going to ask you to marry him and give up being a clown so he can look after you properly with the earnings he hopes to make as an air-hostess :)
:rolleyes:
I’ve heard it all before…
Hi Hooch ;)
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:45
#29,405
White Psycho wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
*strolls into GM for a bit of mid-morning banter*
What in the blue hell has been going on here?!
*looks at hooch with wild eyes* I DIDN’T KILL A LOVE CHILD!
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:48
#29,406
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
*screams at the scary looking clown that knows my name and indeed the loony looking fella covered in blood and waving a gun*
*runs for the hills*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:55
#29,407
Taunty Dan wrote:
:rolleyes: christ alive…this is just a farce now…
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:56
#29,408
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Arse, dear. The word is ‘arse’.
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:58
#29,409
Taunty Dan wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
*screams at the scary looking clown that knows my name and indeed the loony looking fella covered in blood and waving a gun*
*runs for the hills*
:eek:
NO, WAIT!! HOOCH, BABY, ITS ME!!! ITS DAN!! HOO…oh nevermind… *sobs*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 10:58
#29,410
mrs h wrote:
Ok - I’m going to let you go myself. D’s not coming back. I forgot to tell you the bit about how he’s been having an affair with your brother for the last 5 years…
Take this sedative and I’ll untie you :)
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:02
#29,411
Taunty Dan wrote:
i’ll do you a deal…i’ll take the sedative IF you go vote for Nausea, Perversonality and Fantasy Bag in the T? live setlist thingy…? :)
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:04
#29,412
mrs h wrote:
But that’s real. If I do that for you, you have to take a real sedative …
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:14
#29,413
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*Wanders back in* Just been watching Being John Malkovich, sorry. :o
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Gay, what are you talking about? Who said I was gay? It was Dan, wasn’t it? Right, that’s it: I want a divorce. :mad:
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:34
#29,414
Taunty Dan wrote:
mrs h wrote:
But that’s real. If I do that for you, you have to take a real sedative …
i’m sorry. :( reality and fantasy are such a blur for me these days…maybe its that seda…*Collapses to floor*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:40
#29,415
mrs h wrote:
@ Dan - Are you really on the floor? You’d better be because I just voted for those tracks for you …
@ D - From who? :eek:
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:44
#29,416
Taunty Dan wrote:
*attempts to communicate with mrs h*
uuuugggggghh…ugghh…
*fails*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:47
#29,417
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
@ Dan - Are you really on the floor? You’d better be because I just voted for those tracks for you …
@ D - From who? :eek:
From Dan, of course.
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:47
#29,418
mrs h wrote:
You’re married? No-one told me :( I wish I had known as i have a brilliant new hat. It’s a bit like Tinne’s pineapple. Sorry - I mean tinned pineapple :D
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:49
#29,419
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I think we are. It’s a bit of a haze. Still, we wouldn’t have a child out of wedlock, we have some standards, you know.
Besides, best to have a divorce, just to be on the safe side. That’s my policy. Always has been, always will be.
Reasons for divorce from same sex marriage: Not gay.
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:51
#29,420
mrs h wrote:
But you are a woman! And Dan is a man … You’ll need a better reason than ‘not gay’.
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:54
#29,421
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
How about because Dan is unable to perform?
Sadly it’s true: He’s had his clown licence taken away. :(
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 12:59
#29,422
Taunty Dan wrote:
*finally passes out in a puddle of drool, clutching clown license, with the words “divorce” and “not gay” swirling round head…*
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 13:00
#29,423
mrs h wrote:
I’m not at all clear whether Dan thinks that is a good or a bad thing …
Shame about the clown license though. :(
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 13:21
#29,424
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
The rumour is he was addicted to sedatives, and couldn’t stop taking them. it all came to a head when he tried throwing a bucket of paper streamers over the audine but ended up pasing out in it instead. He nearly choked to death, the kids were crying, and everyone wanted their money back. personally it was the best evening i’ve had in a long time.
Still, he’s off the sedatives now, and following the twelve point plan, so we’re hoping he’ll get back on his feet in no time.
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 13:27
#29,425
mrs h wrote:
:eek: I think I was there that night! I had taken Daisy to the circus, and this clown in a muzzle passed out and whilst he was falling he headbutted one of the dancing ponies, killing it instantly. The young acrobat who had been standing on the pony severed her leg in the fall, and then one of the lions got out and started gnawing on it whilst she looked on for a few seconds until she fell into a coma. In the meantime 2 of the bears and the ringmaster were all garotted by the paper streamers, and some bloke in the front row got trampled on by an elephant whilst he was trying to save his baby from the rest of the clowns, who had been driven insane with the stress. Was it that show? Or just a co-incidence?
Incidentally I just popped on to check my email and do you know how many emails I have? NONE :mad: It wouldn’t kill any of you to make a bit of an effort to stay in touch!
Which reminds me - @ Poque Mahone - No More Goats! I’m running out of disk space!! :D
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 15:04
#29,426
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
You should probably keep them in a field, much more spacious :p
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 15:05
#29,427
mrs h wrote:
:D
I can’t, I don’t have a field :( Also they might be crushed as they are soooooooooooooo tiny :D
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 15:07
#29,428
mrs h wrote:
30seconds wrote:
29,000, ey? That’s 20,000 more than last Summer. *Reminisces*. I’ve made various conjectures on how the thread would turn out, none of which have been attained. Perhaps the (now-legendary) thread will last another year!
Also, I see Mrs H has been let out into the other sub-sections of the board. Unleashed, perhaps!
Hope you’re all doing well, especially D - who was cool the last time I checked.
Love to the family. :p
Ben. x
I meant to reply to this earlier but I got sidetracked :( I’ll do it now :)
30 my darling baby! Look at you, my how you’ve grown! How’s mummy’s handsome little soldier? Would you like a nice glass of milk? Have you done your homework? I’m sure it must be past your bedtime, I’ll put the cocoa on :D
Bless :)
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 15:24
#29,429
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
:eek: I think I was there that night! I had taken Daisy to the circus, and this clown in a muzzle passed out and whilst he was falling he headbutted one of the dancing ponies, killing it instantly. The young acrobat who had been standing on the pony severed her leg in the fall, and then one of the lions got out and started gnawing on it whilst she looked on for a few seconds until she fell into a coma. In the meantime 2 of the bears and the ringmaster were all garotted by the paper streamers, and some bloke in the front row got trampled on by an elephant whilst he was trying to save his baby from the rest of the clowns, who had been driven insane with the stress. Was it that show? Or just a co-incidence?
Just coincidence. This was a small circus, and Dan just sort of lunged at the audience with this bucket, but instead of pulling back before releasing the ‘water’, he just sort of crumpled into it. The place was silent for a while as he lay ther on the floor with his head in the bucket, and then you could hear a muffled gagging sound, where the confetti had lodged in his throat. People started to leave after a few minutes, and some of the children started to cry when they saw the vomit leaking out.
That was about it, really.
Quote (author unknown):
Incidentally I just popped on to check my email and do you know how many emails I have? NONE :mad: It wouldn’t kill any of you to make a bit of an effort to stay in touch!
I know, somebody still hasn’t written an email that somebody promised to write about her thoughts on punk music.
Quote (author unknown):
Poque Mahone - No More Goats!
That was the name of my second album.
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 17:17
#29,430
mrs h wrote:
:rolleyes:
Ok. But are you sure you wouldn’t rather have some goat pictures? I have a staggering collection, including some rare prints and a tapestry …
Posted on Thu, 17 August 2006 at 18:19
