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Started by Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) in Chit-Chat on Wed, 3 August 2005 at 22:43

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Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

I told her that you were sleeping with her husband and that it was you that killed their rabbit :D

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 09:43

#29,462

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

:o

Well, you know they are separated, I didn’t think she’d mind… and I’m sorry, we were lost in the moment and didn’t see the rabbit. *squish* :(

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 09:45

#29,463

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Hello.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 09:48

#29,464

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Mornin’ daryl… how’re you?

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 09:49

#29,465

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Meh.
So anyway, the place looks nice, has someone redecorated?

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 09:51

#29,466

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Did I just kill the conversation? So… *struggles for a topic* …come here often?

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 10:00

#29,467

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Everybody left because the smell of boiling pig was getting a bit much.

You should try it one day :) Get rid of unwanted guests by boiling a pig in the kitchen.

*waves at Mr Bomb who is wandering past*

*thinks about letting Gav in for a slice of pig*

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 10:05

#29,468

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

I don’t get unwanted guests. I think it’s along the same mentality as ‘you can’t kid a kidder.’

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 10:07

#29,469

caffeinebomb wrote:

*waves back - flashes that winning smile*

bon matin ma cherie

au revoir

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 10:56

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Igor Belanov wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Everybody left because the smell of boiling pig was getting a bit much.

You should try it one day :) Get rid of unwanted guests by boiling a pig in the kitchen.

*waves at Mr Bomb who is wandering past*

*thinks about letting Gav in for a slice of pig*

Its probably easier if your unwanted guests are vegetarian- are you trying to keep your children away?

You haven’t got a caribou in the oven have you? I might have a piece of that with some mustard.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 11:19

#29,471

mrs h wrote:

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You haven’t got a caribou in the oven have you?

No, I’m just pleased to see you :D

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 11:36

#29,472

Igor Belanov wrote:

That’d be the day :D

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 11:40

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Title: Mommy!

[FLORENCE]
Nothing is so good it lasts eternally
Perfect situations must go wrong
But this has never yet prevented me
Wanting far too much for far too long.
Looking back I could have played it differently
Won a few more moments who can tell
But it took time to understand the man
Now at least I know I know him well

[FLORENCE]
Wasn’t it good?
Wasn’t he fine?
Isn’t it madness
He can’t be mine?

[SVETLANA]
Oh so good
Oh so fine

He can’t be mine?

[FLORENCE]
But in the end he needs
A little bit more than me —
More security

[SVETLANA]
He needs his fantasy
And freedom

[FLORENCE]
I know him so well.

[SVETLANA]
No one in your life is with you constantly
No one is completely on your side
And though I move my world to be with him
Still the gap between us is too wide.

[FLORENCE]

Looking back I could
Have played things
Some other way

[SVETLANA]

Looking back I could
Have played it
Differently

Learned about the man
Before I fell

[FLORENCE]
I was just a little
Careless maybe

[SVETLANA]
But I was
Ever so much
Younger then
Now at least

[FLORENCE]
Now at least
I know him well

[BOTH]
I know I know him well

[SVETLANA]

Wasn’t it good?
Wasn’t he fine?
Isn’t it madness

[FLORENCE]

Oh so good
Oh so fine

[BOTH]
He won’t be mine?
Didn’t I know
How it would go?
If I knew from the start
Why am I falling apart?

[SVETLANA]

Wasn’t it good?
Wasn’t he fine?

[FLORENCE]

Isn’t it madness
He won’t be mine?

[SVETLANA]
He won’t be mine?

[FLORENCE]
But in the end he needs a
Little bit more than me —
More security

[SVETLANA]
He needs his
Fantasy and freedom

[FLORENCE]
I know him so well

[SVETLANA]
It took time to understand him

[BOTH]
I know him so well

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 11:41

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mrs h wrote:

Ok - I’ll be florence and you be Svetlana…

@ Igor - I’m always pleased to see you! I just hate having to listen to you! :p

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 11:43

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

I suspect after our performance he will feel the same about you!

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 11:44

#29,476

mrs h wrote:

I suspect after all my previous performances he already does :( Especially the joni mitchell one when I’d downed all that long island iced tea :(

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 11:46

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Aw, that was beautiful. To be honest, I think our duet of Sam by Olivia Newton John was probably the final nail in the coffin…

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 11:48

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mrs h wrote:

Did you check out the Springboard link I gave to WP? :D

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 11:52

#29,479

White Psycho wrote:

You gave me a springboard link?

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 12:02

#29,480

mrs h wrote:

mrs h wrote:

Do this instead, it looks much more fun! :D

edit: lol - check out Kayleigh’s profile, she can’t even spell television! :D

Yes. About 2 pages ago. I wondered why you didn’t bother to send flowers and a card expressing your eternal gratitude :(

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 12:11

#29,481

White Psycho wrote:

*hands HM a cone of paper with a picture of some flowers that smell like someone sprayed right guard on them* Thankyou!

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 12:14

#29,482

mrs h wrote:

:D

They’re beautiful!

*rummages in pocket for inhaler*

So did you sign up then?! :D

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 12:24

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Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Sorry! That should have read - tea? pork? scratchings? :)

*boils pig in salt water anyway*

So how are my favourite people this morning?

meh

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 13:12

#29,484

mrs h wrote:

You sound just like a lamb chop…

:eek: I mean a baby lamb!!

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 13:22

#29,485

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

all lambs are babies you nicombpoop.

lambs are baby sheep.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 13:54

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Dennis wrote:

Lambs are sunday lunch or a saturday night, stumblimg-home-from-the-pub snack-in-a-pitta-bread.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:15

#29,487

White Psycho wrote:

gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:

all lambs are babies you nicombpoop.

lambs are baby sheep.

and that is why I get an extra kick out of eating them! ;)

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:17

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Taunty Dan wrote:

Dennis wrote:

Lambs are sunday lunch or a saturday night, stumblimg-home-from-the-pub snack-in-a-pitta-bread.

*rubs eyes in disbelief*

Where you been??

Did you lose your way?

Are you gonna eat all that kebab?

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:20

#29,489

Dennis wrote:

*eats last bit of kebab*

what kebab…?

What you mean, where have I been, i pop out for a quick pint and…

wait, is it REALLY the 18th August?!

Fuck, I just lost a month!

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:22

#29,490

Taunty Dan wrote:

oh you selfish bastard! I’ve not eaten anything since that crayon sandwich i ate last tuesday.

Hows tings matey?

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:26

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