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#29,491

Dennis wrote:

Things are good mate, thanks. I cannot WAIT for the World Cup to start, and I really think England have a good chance this time.

After the World Cup we have Big Brother 7 to look forward to, and hopefully by then Wolves will have sacked that useles Glen Hoddle twat.

How’s you?

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:29

#29,492

Taunty Dan wrote:

*realises money making potential*

Say…fancy a little wager? It might sound crazy but i reckon Mick McCarthys gonna take over at Wolves…in fact i’m prepared to put my lifes savings on it. You up for it?

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:35

#29,493

Dennis wrote:

Don’t be silly, there’s as much chance of that as Doug Ellis finally fucking off out of Villa and them getting a decent manager to boot.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:37

#29,494

Taunty Dan wrote:

:)

How lucky are you feeling there, squire?

*starts making plans for early retirement*

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:39

#29,495

Dennis wrote:

I would stake my whole life’s savings* against it

(*of which I have none whatsoever)

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:41

#29,496

Taunty Dan wrote:

…is it enough for me to get my hair cut this very evening? Speaking of which, how much is a haircut these days? It were 2 shillin’ last time i went.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:44

#29,497

Dennis wrote:

Erm…

think it is £8.50 in Sedgley, which is a lot of money for someone like me who is all flash and showy-offy and gets his done TWICE a year

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:45

#29,498

Taunty Dan wrote:

you do mean 8 shillin’ don’t you? Pounds is just crazy talk…

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:47

#29,499

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:

just rob one ;)

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:52

#29,500

Taunty Dan wrote:

a hairdresser? hmmm…could be tricky. They’re nothing without their tools, see. And i can’t exactly go back for them can i?

I think i might just go see crazy scissor juggling Keith down the road.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 14:55

#29,501

Hanne wrote:

I can sort you out mate, I do my own so well practiced.

As long as you want big, red, feathered, layered hair and funny fringey bits, while keeping the length? And want to be laughed at?

And if you don’t like it I can make you a hat!

So multi-talented.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 15:05

#29,502

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Nicompoop? :(

*gives Gimme a clip round the ear. And by clip i mean slap* :p

*remembers the days when everyone wore bullet belts*

Life savings?! Dan don’t give both your shiny pennies to Dennis - one of them has chocolate inside! :)

Eh up Hanne - all ready for meeting the random bunch of winos next week then? I have some flea spray and a couple of bottles of disinfectant i can send down if you like? :)

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 15:10

#29,503

Hanne wrote:

I will never be ready :(

Please do! The winning combination of bleach + eyes may calm the little tykes down a bit so I can get on with my knitting.

Is Oates well and truly flushed, then?

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 15:15

#29,504

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

He won’t flush. He’s still floating about in the bowl :(

And Sarah’s going to shoot me because I just accidentally posted on a different thread, so you may never find out what happens next :(

What are you knitting? If you have time I would very much like a nice woolly hammock for the winter months :)

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 15:21

#29,505

Hanne wrote:

Well, after I finish the entire knitted cast of Shaun of the Dead, the knitted womb, and of course the knitted chicken viking hat for Dan I may have time :)

Why aren’t you allowed to post in other threads, think I missed that one…

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 15:29

#29,506

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Oh. My. God. Remind me never to learn to knit! …

‘mrs h’ is allowed to post all over the place, but ‘Hooch’s Mum’ is strictly forbidden from leaving Gracious Me. If I post outside of Gracious Me, teethgrinder will take away my badge of power and my rights to make death threats to other WoMbles :(

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 15:34

#29,507

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Well, someone’s going to be burning in hell soon, aren’t they? :p

I’d also like to clarify here that there is an exception to the Community Guidelines in that …the mother of the Community Leader can break the rules as much as she likes, including death threats, and that the Community Leader is under no obligation to protect the true identities of the not very innocent.

Although it does only say “the mother of the Community Leader” so maybe i can still make death threats as ‘mrs h’!! :D

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 15:36

#29,508

Hanne wrote:

I double dare you to try :)

*gets popcorn and sits and waits to see what happens to rule-breakers*

I decided to omit the full human knitted digestive system (from start to finish) but that’s pretty cool as well.

I have to finish my scarf/hand warmer/ipod sock/whatever I’m currently making first.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 15:46

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Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Hello Sarah, YOUR loyalty is even more charming and admirable! :)

I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!! (just testing :eek: )

I tested my powers already :D However, just to prove a point I’m going to hunt you down and kill you, you fucking moron!!

That just doesn’t sit well with me :( Sorry Hanne, I love you to bits really! :)

lol at the knitting - a combined scarf, handwarmer and ipod sock would be great! And even better if it had legwarmers and a hat too :)

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 15:59

#29,510

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

:(

I was joking! Come back :(

I have to go now, Hooch has turned up and will probably be most cross :(

*waves*

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 16:11

#29,511

Hanne wrote:

Hehe, aww, well it lasted all of 10 seconds?

If only I was the exact size and shape of an ipod it would work as everything! :)

Now, hoorah, the indian is open for me to order my tea :) what do you all want?

edit: Byebye! Have a good weekend :)

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 16:11

#29,512

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Hanne wrote:

I can sort you out mate, I do my own so well practiced.

As long as you want big, red, feathered, layered hair and funny fringey bits, while keeping the length? And want to be laughed at?

And if you don’t like it I can make you a hat!

*joins queue, takes a seat*
*flicks through magazine*
*drinks free coffee*

See? I know how a hairdresser’s work, even though I’ve only been in a real one once.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 17:02

#29,513

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

:D

You’ve been in a real hairdresser?! :eek:

I thought it was an urban myth.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 17:05

#29,514

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Don’t worry, I didn’t get my hair cut. I was waiting for Sophie. And drinking free coffee.

EDIT And eyeing up the hairdresser. :o

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 17:14

#29,515

Divers (Simon) wrote:

was he a looker then?, dan will just get jealous:p

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 17:17

#29,516

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

:p No, she was very purdy.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 17:20

#29,517

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:

lets all take some time to reflect on how great hoochs mum is.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 17:23

#29,518

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Why are you sucking up… is it your birthday soon or something?

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 17:25

#29,519

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

He’s afraid of her powers of death and violence.

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 17:27

#29,520

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:

no i just genuely think she is great, i love you hm ;)

Posted on Fri, 18 August 2006 at 17:32

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