Apparently these are all real song titles
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You’re Going Against the Grain
Did I Shave my Legs for This?
Don’t Chop Any Wood Mother, I’m Comin’ in With a Load!
Don’t Give Me A Plastic Saddle ‘Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of my Car
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You
I Still Miss You Baby… But My Aim is Getting Better
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife’s Heart
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I’d Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing
I’m So Miserable Without You, it’s Almost like Having you Here
Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A
Liar All My Life?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilet Of My Heart.
I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck
I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, Baby I Can See Through You
Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In
You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
If You Walk Away From Me, I’ll Love You From Behind
Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 10:43
