#29,761
White Psycho wrote:
Make it like in Monty Python
“Please fondle my buttocks”
“Ah yes its down the road, past the post ofice and left at the lights”
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 11:29
#29,762
mr self destruct wrote:
The comedy possibilities are endless…though I’d be reluctant to jeapordise the 25/hour pay :)
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 11:32
#29,763
Dennis wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Teaching English - to adults, who will presumably be harder to traumatise than kids, Dennis :)
German adults :D
Ah, people with no souls at all! Now I see how you have circumnavigated this thorny issue!
:D
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 11:34
#29,764
Igor Belanov wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
Make it like in Monty Python
“Please fondle my buttocks”
“Ah yes its down the road, past the post ofice and left at the lights”
My hovercraft is full of eels…
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 11:37
#29,765
mrs h wrote:
And your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries :( You have it pretty tough, don’t you Igor? :(
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 12:25
#29,766
Dennis wrote:
Man, no wonder he comes on here and posts random nonsense, NOW I understand…!
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 12:41
#29,767
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 12:52
#29,768
Dennis wrote:
I think i spend too much time on WoM…I just did a search for Hoobastank songs on my pc (for work purposes, I swear…!) and I noticed, when it turned up no results, that I had actually typed in “Hoochalobster”!
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 12:52
#29,769
White Psycho wrote:
Dennis and Hooch sitting in a tree…talking about random shite like jeans for a bee.
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:01
#29,770
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
I think i spend too much time on WoM…I just did a search for Hoobastank songs on my pc (for work purposes, I swear…!) and I noticed, when it turned up no results, that I had actually typed in “Hoochalobster”!
haha dennis likes hoobawank neh neh neh nehneh.
Yeah i spend too much time here as well, in fact when i go out all i ever think is “I wonder whats happening on the wom today”
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:05
#29,771
Taunty Dan wrote:
this thread you were gonna start for you and colin?…is it gonna be soon?
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:09
#29,772
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Never posted in this thread before. Have now i suppose :D
Sorry bout that. I’m not another Colin?/Gimme.
No offence guys:D
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:12
#29,773
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:
its already started, its called jsut to prove how stupid i am :)
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:12
#29,774
mr self destruct wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Cheers! :cool:
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:14
#29,775
Taunty Dan wrote:
chr1s wrote:
Never posted in this thread before. Have now i suppose :D
Sorry bout that. I’m not another Colin?/Gimme.
No offence guys:D
come in mate, come in! Close the door behind you and lock it quick!
Now, as a newbie you are expected to buy the first round.
I’ll have a cup of lenor, Den is a castrol GTX drinker, and Mrs H will drink anything green. d isn’t allowed anything wet.
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:17
#29,776
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:23
#29,777
White Psycho wrote:
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:25
#29,778
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:28
#29,779
marja (sinner) wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Yes Miss…I got a teaching job :)
wooohooo nice one :D
It was the devil horns that did the trick right??
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:28
#29,780
mrs h wrote:
:)
And everything went back to normal :)
*pours glass of fairy liquid original and settles down in front of the fire*
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:29
#29,781
mrs h wrote:
marja wrote:
wooohooo nice one :D
It was the devil horns that did the trick right??
YOU!!!!!!
Have you got ANY IDEA how embarrassing it is getting a postcard every time I go to the pub? Have you? They look at me down their noses like I’m some sort of hobo.
“Another postcard has arrived for you”, they say, “My but your friends get around a bit don’t they!?”
But thanks! :D
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:32
#29,782
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
come in mate, come in! Close the door behind you and lock it quick!
Now, as a newbie you are expected to buy the first round.
I’ll have a cup of lenor, Den is a castrol GTX drinker, and Mrs H will drink anything green. d isn’t allowed anything wet.
Dan mate, a cup of lenor for u (lemon flavour obviously), Den, a special treat, a pint of GTX Magnatec, Mrs H, a shot of Absinthe i think for u and for d, a cup of dust.
Bottoms up!!
Cheers everyone!!
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:32
#29,783
mrs h wrote:
chr1s wrote:
Never posted in this thread before. Have now i suppose :D
Sorry bout that. I’m not another Colin?/Gimme.
No offence guys:D
welcome :) Be careful what you say around here though, as everything comes true instantly :) ;)
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:33
#29,784
mrs h wrote:
chr1s wrote:
Dan mate, a cup of lenor for u (lemon flavour obviously), Den, a special treat, a pint of GTX Magnatec, Mrs H, a shot of Absinthe i think for u and for d, a cup of dust.
Bottoms up!!
Cheers everyone!!
My favourite! *purs washing up liquid on the fire*
Cheers! :D
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:34
#29,785
Taunty Dan wrote:
chr1s wrote:
Dan mate, a cup of lenor for u (lemon flavour obviously), Den, a special treat, a pint of GTX Magnatec, Mrs H, a shot of Absinthe i think for u and for d, a cup of dust.
Bottoms up!!
Cheers everyone!!
nice one mate!
wheres the biscuits? :mad:
*clenches fists. Gestures to mrs h to get the gun*
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:35
#29,786
mr self destruct wrote:
marja wrote:
It was the devil horns that did the trick right??
Either those or the lucky aviators…cheers :)
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:37
#29,787
White Psycho wrote:
*hands out a plate of bourbons and hob nobs*
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:37
#29,788
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Oh so you DON’T like getting postcards???
anyway whats going on then… hello new person:)
EDIT: well done sam mate:D… i’m halfway through an email to you, so you should get it this month some point and then you can send it back to me with corrections;)
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:38
#29,789
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
welcome :) Be careful what you say around here though, as everything comes true instantly :) ;)
is that why cups of tea kept appearing in my room?
he110 chr1s r u l337 0r s0m3t1n9
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:39
#29,790
marja (sinner) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
YOU!!!!!!
Have you got ANY IDEA how embarrassing it is getting a postcard every time I go to the pub? Have you? They look at me down their noses like I’m some sort of hobo.
“Another postcard has arrived for you”, they say, “My but your friends get around a bit don’t they!?”
But thanks! :D
*throws kisses*
I know you love me :D
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 13:40
