#29,821
Dennis wrote:
gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:
since when was morrisey on the wom?
fuck motley crue, a smiths tribute band is the way to go!
Nah there’s too many of them. I’d rather be Alan Whyte in a Morrissey tribute act.
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 14:26
#29,822
mrs h wrote:
Divers wrote:
its hard to tell what colour that thing i burnt was originally… it was brown when i set it on fire.
That was Caffeinebomb!! :eek:
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 14:27
#29,823
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
mrs h wrote:
*clips gimme round the ear*
Don’t mention the Smiths :mad:
Phones childline
*i’ve just been abused*
! in what way do you mean abused !
* ive been hit by an adult *
! and why did they do this !
* I mentioned the smiths *
!hangs up!
:(
no one will help me i feel so unloved, forgotten and abandoned, i guess i’ll have to go and listen to morrisey now :)
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 14:34
#29,824
mrs h wrote:
You can’t - I melted all your music with caffeinebomb’s embers…
Listen to the Carpenters instead :)
*sings*
“I’m on top of the woooooooorld looking down on creaaaaation and the only explanaaaaaation I can fiiiiiiiiiiiind …”
*fails to find explanation*
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 14:43
#29,825
Taunty Dan wrote:
*looks around at empty thread*
You SEE what happens when you sing carpenters??
Now pass me that bloody microphone…
*flicks thru his “sing the hits of Gaye Bykers on Acid!” songbook*
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 15:03
#29,826
Igor Belanov wrote:
Dennis wrote:
Man, no wonder he comes on here and posts random nonsense, NOW I understand…!
:(
I treat my prose with the utmost seriousness, as is appropriate to the atmosphere of this most intellectual of threads. Next time I take my hovercraft on a trip to Atlantis, you won’t be invited.
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 15:06
#29,827
Dennis wrote:
Gaye Bikers On Acid!!!!! f*ck me, blast from the past!
Remember there was a band Lesbian Dopeheads On Mopeds too? Lol
I remember the GBOA saying “we aren’t a homosexual band, we are a tribute to Marvin Gaye” :D
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 15:06
#29,828
Taunty Dan wrote:
i think they’re still going mate in some form or other.
I don’t remembe the lesbian thing, mind.
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 15:08
#29,829
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
Anyone ever heared of Lesbian Bed Death?
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 15:10
#29,830
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
You’ve been having funny dreams again, Gimme … I’ll fetch you some warm milk :)
*goes outside to milk the dog*
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 15:28
#29,831
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 15:31
#29,832
Taunty Dan wrote:
hey Hoochs Mom :)
I’m not one to tittle tattle but that mrs h sort has been going round telling folk she’s in charge! The cheek!
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 15:31
#29,833
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
chr1s wrote:
Dan mate, a cup of lenor for u (lemon flavour obviously), Den, a special treat, a pint of GTX Magnatec, Mrs H, a shot of Absinthe i think for u and for d, a cup of dust.
Bottoms up!!
Cheers everyone!!
Cheers. Wait, this is Diet Dust! :mad: *spits it out*
*starts licking the lint from my pockets*
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 15:59
#29,834
caffeinebomb wrote:
gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:
It saves you doing any laundry during the first 3 years of your adult life.
I appear to be smouldering gently - does anybody have any sort of explanation for me?
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 16:07
#29,835
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
LOL :D
It’s actually more expensive over time than washing your clothes though :)
You are smouldering because of Divers. Take that how you will :)
@ Dan - Although mrs h is a horrible cantankerous foul-mouthed deranged and evil witch, I think it is best that you do as she says. Naturally I am the boss of GM, but mrs h is my representative on the Wall of mouths. We are a holy trinity - I am the mother, Hooch is the daughter and mrs h is the polish spirit :)
Right - I’m off work until next wednesday so I’m off to live the dream! :D
*waves*
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 17:29
#29,836
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
The gracious me dream?
it invloves lots of tea and use of the imagination, but then you did basically invent the concept of it, so you should know.
Posted on Wed, 23 August 2006 at 18:13
#29,837
deadsetgav wrote:
The dog has just farted and it really, really stinks!
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 07:55
#29,838
Jess wrote:
if she knew you’d posted that she’d be soooo Embarrassed, poor thing, you better not let her find out you told everyone
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 08:06
#29,839
deadsetgav wrote:
A smell like that? I’m embarassed for her… its like something died in here.
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 08:07
#29,840
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Oh. I just sent her a memo. Was that not right?
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 08:08
#29,841
deadsetgav wrote:
I didn’t know you could write in Dog… where did you pick that up, on your travels in the far east?
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 08:09
#29,842
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Morning folks!! Whats been happening then? Has Colin? returned or has he REALLY spat the dummy :D
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 08:10
#29,843
deadsetgav wrote:
Its ok anyway, any post we get here she rips to shreds anyway.
Dumb fucking animal.
Seriously - it sounded like a balloon deflating and smelt like Satan barfing up his shit-sandwich breakfast.
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 08:11
#29,844
deadsetgav wrote:
chr1s wrote:
Morning folks!! Whats been happening then? Has Colin? returned or has he REALLY spat the dummy :D
All thats missing is the eastenders ‘Dum-Dum Da DaDa DaDa Dum!’
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 08:13
#29,845
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
This is WAY better than Eastenders!!
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 08:23
#29,846
mrs h wrote:
No it doesn’t - it stinks in here!!
*opens all the windows*
Jess, I wish you wouldn’t encourage Gav to blame the dog.
Where’s Hanne? I haven’t eaten for a week - all I’ve had is a sip of Gimme’s dog’s milk and a bit of absinthe :S
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 08:43
#29,847
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Mrs H, thats terrible. You have really been neglected. Here, have this emergency fig roll i always carry for situations like this. Enjoy.
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 08:51
#29,848
Taunty Dan wrote:
nah, she don’t want that mate, Mrs h have this fag roll. Its full of nicotiney goodness. And y’know, mayonnaise.
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 08:58
#29,849
mrs h wrote:
Thank you chr1s :)
*eats fig roll*
*looks at dan’s feeble attempt to combine tobacco and pastry in a tasty and satisfying snack*
Dan, is that what you’ve been trying to sell all these years?
*draws up new business plan for Dan which includes a ‘make mrs h rich’ clause*
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:13
#29,850
Taunty Dan wrote:
no, go on, try it! You’ll be surprised! :)…unless you were EXPECTING it to taste like creamy ashtrays…?
*goes back to drawing board. draws.*
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:20
