#29,851
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Morning folks
What you drawing there, Dan? It looks delicious.
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:23
#29,852
mrs h wrote:
I think it’s supposed to be some sort of goblin …
How are you this morning, light of my life? :) Sorry about last night - it seemed fun to tease Igor and his lady friend but I think in retrospect I maybe should have toned it down a little! *blushes*
Want to come and help me make an office out of the junk room? *hopes*
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:26
#29,853
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hey baby ;)
Its a new idea i have. The fagroll didn’t impress yer mother so i thought a creamy fag pie might…? Its got mushrooms in it too!
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:26
#29,854
mrs h wrote:
Title: Please please please
Any product development wombles, please consider the ‘creamy fag pie’. It looks like a goblin and smells like Gav’s dog - but what a name!! :D
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:28
#29,855
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hey baby ;)
Its a new idea i have. The fagroll didn’t impress yer mother so i thought a creamy fag pie might…? Its got mushrooms in it too!
Brilliant! You are truly an artiste, my darling.
@Mum - Don’t worry, they will have to get used to the stares and gossip some time ;)
And I really would come and help, but I have a whole heap of things to get sorted round here and I’m meeting the Gez this afternoon. Considering I’ve bailed out the last three times we were meant to go out (excluding the wedding!) I really don’t think I can miss this.
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:34
#29,856
Taunty Dan wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Any product development wombles, please consider the ‘creamy fag pie’. It looks like a goblin and smells like Gav’s dog - but what a name!! :D
heh heh, i bet fray bentos is trembling in his wee little boots. That’ll learn him.
now, how to get a goblin shaped snack into a tin…
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:39
#29,857
mrs h wrote:
Oh. :(
ok :(
I’ll make a start then …
*looks around in despair*
*waves*
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:40
#29,858
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Apparently she’s been busy with her “not-online life” whatever that might be.
I think her shoe bill has spiralled and she’s rationalising the time she spends exposed to da Bomb. Or rationalising the time da Bomb spends exposing himself - whichever, I dunno.
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:41
#29,859
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Can it wait until tomorrow?
If I get all my laundry done and make the house so Ruth doesn’t want to murder me in my sleep, then I could come round tomorrow and help :)
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:42
#29,860
mrs h wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
heh heh, i bet fray bentos is trembling in his wee little boots. That’ll learn him.
now, how to get a goblin shaped snack into a tin…
Just before I go, can I ask what has happened to your grammar? And before you tell me she got put in a care home, I mean your use of english! :p
*lends Dan a copy of mr self destruct’s new book “Learn yerself British” *
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:44
#29,861
mrs h wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Can it wait until tomorrow?
If I get all my laundry done and make the house so Ruth doesn’t want to murder me in my sleep, then I could come round tomorrow and help :)
:D
That would be very sweet :) The Stuster will be helping tomorrow too - so between us it should take no time at all :)
I’m still starting today though. It hasn’t been cleaned since D left! :D
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:46
#29,862
Taunty Dan wrote:
*looks at book. scratches head*
Me no understandy.
*takes bite of goblin thing.*
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:47
#29,863
mrs h wrote:
That’s caffeinebomb!! :eek:
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:49
#29,864
Taunty Dan wrote:
erm…
*spits lump of caffeinebomb back out and staples it back onto his body*
There…good as new. :rolleyes:
Just…don’t move or anything.
creamy fag pie?
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:53
#29,865
Hanne wrote:
Morning :)
Sorry! I made you all this, hopefully you’ll all stop eating each other now :mad:
http://www.hj-weddingcakes.co.uk/images/castle2.jpg
Only one new pair of shoes, the exact same pair of pumps I usually wear. Just because “they may wear out one day”. Well it makes more sense than the knitted hot water bottle cover and the ballgown.
Hope you’re all ok :)
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:53
#29,866
Taunty Dan wrote:
hello, where you been? :(
Creamy fag pie?
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:54
#29,867
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
erm…
*spits lump of caffeinebomb back out and staples it back onto his body*
There…good as new. :rolleyes:
Just…don’t move or anything.
creamy fag pie?
I wish people would stop setting fire to me and eating me and stapling me - it’s considered impolite you know.
Hello Hanne :)
Edit: Any chance of a photo (involuntarily starts twitching left leg)
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:55
#29,868
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Hey Dan, I’ve just developed a desserty type thing to go with your creamy fag pie. It’s a sort of raspberry and haggis jelly, with a pea sauce on the side. What do you think? Could be a winner!!!
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:56
#29,869
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
I ought to go to work really
Bye all, behave.
*walks off, finds that foot is less well attatched than normal, scowls at Dan*
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:58
#29,870
Taunty Dan wrote:
hmmm…
*dips finger in chris’s dessert. finger dissolves*
i think it needs some work, mate…
*goes and cuts finger off all his gloves*
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 09:59
#29,871
mrs h wrote:
Bye Mr Bomb :)
*looks at floating haggis and berries*
Chr1s - are you 100% sure you spelt ‘pea’ correctly?
Hanne - it’s beautiful! :)
*carves off and devours the west wing and most of the ballroom extension*
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:00
#29,872
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
hmmm…
*dips finger in chris’s dessert. finger dissolves*
i think it needs some work, mate…
*goes and cuts finger off all his gloves*
Yeah, sorry mate. I forgot to mention i put in some sulphuric acid to pep it up a bit.
OOps
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:05
#29,873
mrs h wrote:
*eats haggis and raspberry jelly*
It’s good stuff! Has a bit of a kick, but a very distinct flavour of bladder :)
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:10
#29,874
Hanne wrote:
I would take a picture but I’m sure you’ve seen them before! Unless you mean the hot water bottle cover?
Hello Dan! Well yesterday I was in Cannock, Stafford and possibly Lichfield :) Sadly enough I thought of you and Den when I went past the Rock Cafe. And giggled. And then remembered what you 2 got up to in the toilets of that place last month
:(
I feel it’s my obligation to have the pie, because it’s pie :(
Mrs H! You’ve eaten the ballroom! Now I have nowhere to wear my ballgown to :( Will email you later, but for now I have to buy some high-gauge knitting needles and £100 worth of Czech currency (Koruna I think?).
Edit: Hello, Chris, I seem to have missed your arrival in the GM commune, how are you? Don’t let anyone eat you, especially if you happen to look like pasta.
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:13
#29,875
Taunty Dan wrote:
i told you we weren’t up to ANYTHING in those toilets! We were just…playing a game…
What you doing round these parts anyway Missy? Do the words “restraining order” mean nothing to you?
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:17
#29,876
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Wahey!
Just had a phone call from work telling me in no uncertain terms that I will be in a lot of trouble if I go in because it is my day off and they do not need me at all. Even a bit.
@Hanne - Don’t get me started on my hot water bottle cover fetish - it’s even more depraved than my shoe problem.
@Dan - Missy is my special name for Daryl - please don’t hit him with a restraining order - you don’t have the monopoly on inappropriate gay relationships on the WoM y’know.
@Chr1s - morning.
@Smum - *sticks tongue out* Ner!! *runs away and hides behind Dan*
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:21
#29,877
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
i told you we weren’t up to ANYTHING in those toilets! We were just…playing a game…
We were, erm, just, um, smoking…in the…erm…boys room.
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:23
#29,878
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Hello, Chris, I seem to have missed your arrival in the GM commune, how are you? Don’t let anyone eat you, especially if you happen to look like pasta.
Hi. Just arrived yesterday. Stood outside the door for a while first nervously hopping from 1 foot to the other, then some kids ran past and pushed me in. I’ll try not to be eaten, and thankfully i don’t look like pasta.
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:30
#29,879
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Neither did Oates - he looked like porridge
(geddit? Oates? Porridge? Porridge Oat(e)s? - forget it)
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:32
#29,880
Taunty Dan wrote:
that was NERVES?? dude i thought it was some kind of riverdance party trick? How else can you explain the bells and velvet skirt?
Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:33
