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#29,881

chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:

Hi Bomb!! Good news about the day off. Wanna swap? :D Please????

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:33

#29,882

chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

that was NERVES?? dude i thought it was some kind of riverdance party trick? How else can you explain the bells and velvet skirt?

That was just a phase. Please, don’t mention it again.

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:34

#29,883

caffeinebomb wrote:

Not an Iceberg’s chance in Hell - I have a fun packed day lined up anyway - laundry, washing up, cleaning out the gerbils, cooking tea for Dr Bomb. It’s a non-stop 24 hour party my life y’know

EDIT: I think this deserves a rolleyes doesn’t it? :rolleyes:

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:34

#29,884

caffeinebomb wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

How else can you explain the bells and velvet skirt?

Those were mine, I always take them off by the door.

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:35

#29,885

chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:

I wouldn’t be able to swap anyway, Bomb. I’m a workaholic. Just about to finish 1 job and get organised for my part time job/hobby. See ya all later.

@Dan - Sorry bout your finger, i’m sure it’ll grow back. I’ll work some more on that dessert.

Byyyyeee

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:38

#29,886

caffeinebomb wrote:

And that’s MR Bomb to you sir!

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:39

#29,887

Hanne wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

Wahey!

Just had a phone call from work telling me in no uncertain terms that I will be in a lot of trouble if I go in because it is my day off and they do not need me at all. Even a bit.

@Hanne - Don’t get me started on my hot water bottle cover fetish - it’s even more depraved than my shoe problem.

Good, now swap days off for the weekend and go to work :)

More depraved? Ha.

I want the Zebra print one

Dan, what else would I be doing in the West Midlands? I was getting thoroughly soaked in the rain, and moaning. Then I went for lunch in some Brewer’s Fayre pub next to a roundabout and had to wait over an hour for food, so I moaned some more.

Then we went to Birmingham, and they have Xmas decorations in Selfridges.

IT’S AUGUST FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

Then I just shouted cunt a lot. It was very therepeutic :)

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:42

#29,888

caffeinebomb wrote:

I’ve got the other one anyway.

Weekend off? Nice idea, we’re going to be busier than a Lebanese rubble-disposal company.

You’re not allowed to say cunt in GM, Smum shouts at you, but I won’t tell her because you’re special *smiles creepily*

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:46

#29,889

Hanne wrote:

You’ve got, or you’ve had?

She won’t when she sees what I got her for christmas (the other C word…)

http://www.cerise.f2s.com/womble/memorab/memmisc2_files/image061.jpg
http://www.cerise.f2s.com/womble/memorab/memmisc2_files/image062.jpg

Hot water bottle covers, try to control yourself sweetie :)

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:49

#29,890

caffeinebomb wrote:

Hot Damn Woman it is TOO early in the day for images like that!

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:54

#29,891

mrs h wrote:

:D

You are allowed to use the C word until Tuesday, as I’m off work :)

Thanks Hanne - I got you a gift too …

http://kokochi.com/blogpost/default/2004-03-23_140737_6264_0.jpg

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:55

#29,892

caffeinebomb wrote:

C U Next Tuesday then. :D

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:58

#29,893

caffeinebomb wrote:

I find those shoes slightly frightening and not in the least bit arousing

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 10:58

#29,894

mrs h wrote:

Well that’s a start :)

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:01

#29,895

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Hanne wrote:

Then I just shouted cunt a lot. It was very therepeutic :)

Is that going to be the first thing you say to me at the train station on sat?

and don’t get me started on shops selling christmas stuff early:mad:

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:22

#29,896

Taunty Dan wrote:

Hanne wrote:

Then I went for lunch in some Brewer’s Fayre pub next to a roundabout and had to wait over an hour for food, so I moaned some more.

but on the plus side they DO have heineken on draft in there. :)

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:25

#29,897

marja (sinner) wrote:

sorry dan, but heineken = piss

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:26

#29,898

Taunty Dan wrote:

nooo, no no no! Tinne you have no idea what a welcome relief heineken is when we have to put up with carslberg and fucking fosters everywhere!

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:29

#29,899

Divers (Simon) wrote:

I think she does have you there… i’m not much of a Larger fan but i do prefer a bit of strength and taste to it.

EDIT: okay compared to those other beers then yes its an improvement.

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:29

#29,900

Taunty Dan wrote:

heinekens much stronger than yer regular beers like the aforementioned carlsberg and carling and fosters!!

EDIT: D’oh! you’re edit defeated the object of my post! :p

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:31

#29,901

marja (sinner) wrote:

ok, compared to the ones you mention, it’s okish. But I would rather have nothing than drink any of them

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:31

#29,902

Taunty Dan wrote:

What do you drink Marja? Do you do beer?

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:33

#29,903

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

EDIT: D’oh! you’re edit defeated the object of my post! :p

Yep i do love to edit… anything to make you look like a dick:p

I only drink a few largers, Kronenburg seems to be the one i order the most. I do like a bottle of Millers or Corona now and then… but they are more for flavour than strangth. I am Mainly a stout man:)

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:36

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caffeinebomb wrote:

For years and years Whitbread would import vast vats of concentrated Heineken into the UK, water it down until it was 3.4%abv and sell it as Heineken Cold Filtered. It was flavourless, watery and took you so long to get drunk that it was usually better to hit yourself over the head with a pan, pour chilli sauce down your best shirt and flush your money down the toilet to replicate the sensation.

Whitbread was then bought by Interbrew, the brand owner of Stella Artois (which Whitbread had been brewing under license in the UK) As Heineken was an international competitor, Interbrew severed their ties and bought the licensing rights to Castlemaine XXXX from Carlsberg-Tetley to sell as their low abv lager.

This left Heineken without any brand presence in the UK, so they re-launched Heineken as a premium 5% lager, as sold on the continent (previously available as Heineken Export) with a big advertising campaign, and European Rugby sponsorship.

Unfortunately, the majority of British Drinkers still remember Heineken as the piss-weak flavourless straw-coloured fluid and refused to buy it - I on the other hand quite like it - and Marja, compared to what we DID have, it is beautiful nectar. I still prefer Grolsch though (check to make sure it say imported on the bottle - that way it’snot brewed in Burton Upon Trent and tastes much better for it!)

I thoroughly enjoy the likes of Leffe but I couldn’t drink it every day. I’m more of a real ale man anyway.

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:39

#29,905

caffeinebomb wrote:

Divers wrote:

anything to make you look like a dick:p

I just leave him to it normally, he does the work for me.

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:41

#29,906

mrs h wrote:

God, you’re a boring old git!! :p

Hi Marja :)

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:43

#29,907

Taunty Dan wrote:

well said mr bomb! :) Yeah, its been lovely stuff since the relaunch and one of the few foreign lagers actually brewed abroad.

I like my real ales, it depends where i am though. If i’m out on the piss and all the bars are trendy places i’ll have to drink corona or bud, if i’m local i’ll drink whatever the guest ales are. I’ve got a couple of mates who own pubs and they always have decent guest ales on.

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:44

#29,908

Taunty Dan wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

I just leave him to it normally, he does the work for me.

:p

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:45

#29,909

mrs h wrote:

My chap is very fussy about his lager, but he does like the draft heineken we get up here now.

And I drink everything except lager :)

But my very favourite is Bishop’s Finger :)

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:47

#29,910

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:

So MR H is fussy about lager

*point noted*

Posted on Thu, 24 August 2006 at 11:51

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