#30,091
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
If you walked to Somerfield and back enough times, I’m sure you could burn off the calories in a bottle of amaretto cream. Or walk to Leeds… though there might not be any left by then. *wipes off cream moustache and hopes d doesn’t smell the booze breath*
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 13:44
#30,092
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
It’s a novel suggestion, I’ll grant you that. *throws suggestion in the bin*
*wonders whether to point out the moustache didn’t come off with the cream*
*sniffs* Is that booze breath?
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 13:52
#30,093
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*sees Smum walk in* Ah, so it is! Hello, Booze-Breath. :D
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 13:55
#30,094
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Bah. I was just trying to help :p
Where the hell is everyone today? Not that you’re boring me, of course. :)
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 13:56
#30,095
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Sarah, it would appear you are being picked up by UFo at 8pm unless you phone and say you don’t want a lift. But I will see you at tea-time anyway :)
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 13:56
#30,096
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Noooooooooooooooo! Ruth has commie book club, don’t think I’ll be out. :(
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 13:57
#30,097
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Bah. I was just trying to help :p
Where the hell is everyone today? Not that you’re boring me, of course. :)
Yeah, ‘where the hell are the interesting people?’ No offence at all… 
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 13:58
#30,098
Hanne wrote:
Morning!
I’ve been trying to get the mysterious footprints out of my clothes.
And my skin.
:(
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:00
#30,099
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Hello Hanne :) Think yourself lucky, I have lost all my footprints and now whenever I go anywhere I can’t find my way back :(
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:02
#30,100
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Try following the trail of fag-ends mum ;)
Mornin’ Hanne - where did you get stomped on?
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:04
#30,101
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Well I would if you’d only stop picking them up and lighting them and pretending you don’t smoke! :mad:
Can you really not make it tonight? I don’t want to sit watching Igor and the UFO groping each other!! If there’re 2 of us at least we can crack open some popcorn …
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:07
#30,102
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Ruth is going out and Anna’s at work so I dunno if she’ll be about tonight yet. If she turns up then I’ll come but best tell the UFo not to collect me, I’ll let her know if I can make it.
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:11
#30,103
Hanne wrote:
Morning!
I just woke up by the fire, and I’m covered in footprints, and beer, and dogends, and poker chips.
Whoever wee’d in my pocket, shame on you.
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:14
#30,104
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
You’ve still got wee in your pocket? Shame on you for not changing your clothes since Saturday! (and sorry about the wee)
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:16
#30,105
Hanne wrote:
It’s not my fault! Someone stole all my clothes.
I think Simon and Andy are selling them all to this Mötley Crüe tribute band new on the scene. It’s the only reason I can think of as to why Dennis is wearing my leopard print handbag as a skirt.
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:19
#30,106
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Unfortunately Elvis has left the building so you will have to give her a ring yourself.
Hanne - Sorry :( I told everyone that if I was going to buy a hearth rug I wouldn’t have bought a lumpy Hanne coloured one, but I don’t think they believed me …
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:20
#30,107
Hanne wrote:
Well, of course they wouldn’t! Who wouldn’t want a lumpy Hanne-coloured rug?
I’m in style, donchaknow :)
Thanks for the txt on Saturday btw, it confused me :)
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:30
#30,108
Dennis wrote:
Hanne wrote:
It’s not my fault! Someone stole all my clothes.
I think Simon and Andy are selling them all to this Mötley Crüe tribute band new on the scene. It’s the only reason I can think of as to why Dennis is wearing my leopard print handbag as a skirt.
nowt to do with Motley Crue tributes, just my own personal “experimentation”…
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:32
#30,109
White Psycho wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Well, the mothership says you can get it in Somerfield… or is Somerfield a northern thing? Looks like you’ll have to come for a visit ;)
Somerfield is a shit thing from my experience. The one in Durham died a death when Tesco opened as it was 4 times the size and actually stocked what people wanted.
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:41
#30,110
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Thanks for the txt on Saturday btw, it confused me :)
It was the very last thing i did with that phone before it died completely. The battery won’t charge up at all … :(
Dennis - Hanne’s handbag is one thing, but do you have to do that with my purse? :rolleyes:
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 14:42
#30,111
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Hanne wrote:
It’s not my fault! Someone stole all my clothes.
I think Simon and Andy are selling them all to this Mötley Crüe tribute band new on the scene. It’s the only reason I can think of as to why Dennis is wearing my leopard print handbag as a skirt.
I just had the shoes - that’s all I swear
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 22:41
#30,112
Fordonian wrote:
No selling from me - I couldn’t even use a pillow I was given, let alone nick things with any kind purpose in mind! :D
Posted on Wed, 30 August 2006 at 22:46
#30,113
mrs h wrote:
lol - how do you ‘not be able to use a pillow?’ :D Did you keep getting it stuck in your teeth? Did you spend the night tripping over it? I’m fascinated!
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 08:35
#30,114
mrs h wrote:
Which reminds me. Thank you Hooch, Hanne, divers and Heysatan for the postcard. Most amusing. I nearly weed myself. :rolleyes:
;)
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:06
#30,115
Dennis wrote:
We played a gig last night (odd in itself - we never ever do Wednesday gigs, and for good reason, cos I am nearly dead at my PC this morning…zzzzzzzzzz)
ANYWAY point being that there were two strangely-dressed youngish lads at the front, all very eager at our renditions of 70’s and 80’s Rock classics..
Our singer at one point said “What you wanna hear..?”
to which they replied..”Guns n Roses…or MOTLEY CRUE!”
I mean, for f*ck’s SAKE! :mad:
Someone up there is pissing himself over this…:(
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:09
#30,116
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
They were hired in, obviously. :)
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:10
#30,117
Divers (Simon) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
But that had nothing to do with the funny postcard right?… just plan ahead it’s easy:)
Anyway I’m glad you liked it, you must be getting quite a collection now:)
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:14
#30,118
Hanne wrote:
Haha, nonces. Who requests Motley Crue for fuck’s sake? As I said before, Poison or nothing.
I seriously think we should all go and watch Dennis at one point.
Obviously I mean his band, not through his window.
Glad you liked the postcard Mrs H :)
Morning!
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:15
#30,119
Dennis wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
They were hired in, obviously. :)
Yes, and thank you for doing that, you git!
:D
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 09:16
#30,120
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
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