#30,151
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Dare I mention size? No, I daren’t.
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 18:01
#30,152
Divers (Simon) wrote:
what in drawing attention to that fact that if he defiles them the semen will just slosh over the sides they are so small…or not?
(i would like to say how proud i am of the use of the word slosh:))
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 18:03
#30,153
mrs h wrote:
Bloody hell are you guys blind? These are giant tiny little leprechauns …
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 18:05
#30,154
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Dare I mention size? No, I daren’t.
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 18:06
#30,155
caffeinebomb wrote:
Divers wrote:
what in drawing attention to that fact that if he defiles them the semen will just slosh over the sides they are so small…or not?
(i would like to say how proud i am of the use of the word slosh:))
you make it sound so seedy and cheap.
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 21:17
#30,156
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Morning Folks!!!
*Walks round room shaking hands, then realises nobody’s here*
How is everyone today???
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 08:11
#30,157
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Morning fockers
Stick the kettle on Chris :)
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 08:40
#30,158
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
I tried to put the kettle on earlier when no-one was looking, but it didn’t fit me :p
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 08:45
#30,159
Dennis wrote:
:D Happy childhood memories - my dad used to say that one ALL the time. That one, and the one about how he tried tap dancing but he kept falling in the sink…
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 08:46
#30,160
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Gah. Dad’s are evil…
“How long will dinner be pops?”
“Well, the plate is about 12” in diameter”
Every time :rolleyes:
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 08:50
#30,161
zipless wrote:
Morning campers!
*starts shouting and hollering*
“Get up kids, the sun’s out, it’s friday, put on your shorts and grab the fishing rods, we’re going out for the day”
*looks around room and realises that only BountyDan is there, sitting in a corner, babbling to himself*
“COFFEE ANYONE? ANYONE?”
*blushes and starts running*
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 08:51
#30,162
Dennis wrote:
*sips on his can of Relentless and prays to dear God that from somewhere some small last iota of energy will appear to enable him to at least push a piece of paper round his desk for the next 8 hours*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 08:54
#30,163
zipless wrote:
D E N N I S!!!!!
WAKE UP, for the love of God, DO some W O R K!!!! Damn’ these lazy kids!
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:01
#30,164
Dennis wrote:
Do some what..?
Can you clarify what that strange word means, please?
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:02
#30,165
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Ignore him Dennis, he’s talking gibberish. :rolleyes:
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:03
#30,166
zipless wrote:
Dennis wrote:
Do some what..?
Can you clarify what that strange word means, please?
Sure! It means pushing a piece of paper around your desk for 8 hours :rolleyes:
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:07
#30,167
zipless wrote:
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:07
#30,168
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
No! No fucking coffee! I want TEA dammit :mad:
*ahem* I mean, no thank you. I prefer to drink tea in the morning.
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:12
#30,169
Dennis wrote:
*pushes cup of tea underneath the grill and stands well back*
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:23
#30,170
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
*gnashes teeth*
*chips mug* :(
mmm… tea *will look vaguely human in about 10 minutes*
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:24
#30,171
Dennis wrote:
Steady on, Hooch, the tea ain’t THAT strong…
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:28
#30,172
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
That’s my mother’s gene pool you’re insulting, mister… I’d like to see you say that to her face :p
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:35
#30,173
Dennis wrote:
*would NOT like to see himself saying that to her face*
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:37
#30,174
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Well, I wouldn’t like to see your face afterwards, anyhow.
Can I have some more tea?
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:39
#30,175
Dennis wrote:
*digs out the extra-strong tea bags, using a pair of tongs and flame-retardant overalls*
um…are these SUPPOSED to steam before you put the hot water on them…?
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:44
#30,176
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Oh yeah baby… that’s the good stuff :D
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:51
#30,177
Dennis wrote:
…I seem to have melted your favourite mug…
Would you mind drinking it straight from the cast iron boiling pot..?
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:52
#30,178
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
No problem… I’m a traditionalist, it loses less flavour that way.
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:53
#30,179
Dennis wrote:
Well, hurry then, i can see the pot itself is beginning to weaken somewhat…
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:54
#30,180
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
*downs gallon of boiling tea*
How am I doing at the looking human now?
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:55
