#30,181
Dennis wrote:
You look fine, though if you could just maybe come down from the ceiling…?
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:59
#30,182
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
lol but I am enjoying my superhuman tea powers :D
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:05
#30,183
Dennis wrote:
*adds finishing touches to browny-orange lycra superheroine outfit for Hooch. Sews on the big “T” badge on the front*
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:06
#30,184
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Aw! It’s perfect :D Now I can go on a mission to save the weak and feeble with the restorative powers of tea. You look to be in need of a brew, Dennis?
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:11
#30,185
Dennis wrote:
*nods*
…and can I have a plaster for my thumb, I pricked it when I was sewing?
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:13
#30,186
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
*whips out cup and saucer from utility belt and fills with tea from jetpack/flask creation*
Erm, I don’t have any plasters but you could use one of these empty sugar sachets as a protective shield?
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:16
#30,187
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Can i have some super human tea, please? i’ll need about a barrel load. I’m working at a Robbie “The Jobbie” Williams gig at Hampden tonight,:mad: I DETEST that man!!! :mad:
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:17
#30,188
Dennis wrote:
*so stunned and impressed by the lightning-fast tea-serving that he has completely forgotten about his poorly thumb*
Wow! Wait ‘til I tell all my friends that I saw T Woman in real life, and she saved my life by serving me up a super-cuppa! They’re gonna be so jealous..
Would you…I mean…I don’t like to ask, and I am sure you are very busy saving the world with your tea-deficiency prevention, but…
*produces marker pen and well-thumbed magazine photo of T Woman*..
could you make it out to “Dennis”, please…?
*blushes*
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:19
#30,189
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
*points* *laughs* *rolls a barrel of tea to Chr1s with a sympathy card attached*
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:20
#30,190
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
*signs* To Dennis, thanks for being such a great teabitch. Love TW xxx
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:22
#30,191
Dennis wrote:
*clutches signed photo to his chest…Tries to fly like T Woman. Bangs head on desk*
Ouch
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:25
#30,192
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
*Drinks barrel of tea* *belches*
Thanks TW!! Your the greatest super hero of all. :D
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:26
#30,193
mrs h wrote:
chr1s wrote:
Can i have some super human tea, please? i’ll need about a barrel load. I’m working at a Robbie “The Jobbie” Williams gig at Hampden tonight,:mad: I DETEST that man!!! :mad:
For God’s sake keep your voice down!! If Marja finds out she will become obsessed and you won’t dare come out of there with anything less than Robbie’s Wardrobe and all of his body hair!!
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:27
#30,194
Hanne wrote:
chr1s wrote:
Morning Folks!!!
*Walks round room shaking hands, then realises nobody’s here*
How is everyone today???
Oh, christ, has no one inducted him yet?
*gets clipboard*
Right, health and safety; the first thing you need to know, is never shake anyone’s hands. Or my feet.
Sign there to show you understand, and if you proceed with those actions we can not be responsible for any… consequences
:)
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:27
#30,195
mrs h wrote:
Dennis wrote:
*clutches signed photo to his chest…Tries to fly like T Woman. Bangs head on desk*
Ouch
You got your desk fixed then? Last I recall you had smashed it up with a sledgehammer and were trying to fix it with chewing gum! :D
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:28
#30,196
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Oh, christ, has no one inducted him yet?
*gets clipboard*
Right, health and safety; the first thing you need to know, is never shake anyone’s hands. Or my feet.
Sign there to show you understand, and if you proceed with those actions we can not be responsible for any… consequences
:)
*Reads over Health and Safety contract*
*hums a little*
*Grabs a purple crayon and signs*
Sorry :(
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:31
#30,197
Dennis wrote:
I never said it was repaired, did I? It is in a heap on the floor, but since I do not possess the same superhero powers as T Woman *swoons*, the floor was pretty much where I ended up :(
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:31
#30,198
zipless wrote:
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:43
#30,199
Hanne wrote:
chr1s wrote:
*Reads over Health and Safety contract*
*hums a little*
*Grabs a purple crayon and signs*
Sorry :(
No, no, it’s ok, I think…
*adjusts surgical mask*
Now, the matter of your Gracious Me membership fee? Just to cover the expenses of course; Christmas dinner, day trips to the seaside, my growing handbag habit…
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:45
#30,200
Dennis wrote:
don’t forget the teabag fund, Hanne
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:46
#30,201
zipless wrote:
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:47
#30,202
Hanne wrote:
I thought we stole all the teabags from homeless shelters?
And shoes, *sigh*, yes shoes. The shoe bill for August was approximately £37000. Which means we won’t be building the wing for the orphans I’m afraid, guys.
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:50
#30,203
mrs h wrote:
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?? :mad:
What have they made you sign, Chr1s?
*looks over document*
You seem to have agreed to be Dennis’s slave, Caffeinebomb’s toy and Hanne’s handbag!!
This is a friendly WoMmune, and you won’t be charged a penny. You can have Dan’s old room, but it will need a bit of a once over …
*hands Chr1s a pile of bin-bags a bucket of antiseptic, 2 scrubbing brushes and a gas mask*
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:53
#30,204
mrs h wrote:
Hanne wrote:
I thought we stole all the teabags from homeless shelters?
And shoes, *sigh*, yes shoes. The shoe bill for August was approximately £37000. Which means we won’t be building the wing for the orphans I’m afraid, guys.
In that case Hanne, the orphans will have to sleep in your room! :mad:
*opens the door and lets in the 30 beautiful little orphans*
*gives them each a pair of Hanne’s shoes*
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 10:55
#30,205
White Psycho wrote:
*sees the orphans and thinks it’s the village of the damned* brick wall! I’m thinking of brick walls!
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 11:03
#30,206
Hanne wrote:
Ooh, good idea.
*builds brick wall round orphans in corner*
I’m gutted that I’ve lost a square metre of my room, but the distant crying it actually quite soothing :)
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 11:05
#30,207
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?? :mad:
What have they made you sign, Chr1s?
*looks over document*
You seem to have agreed to be Dennis’s slave, Caffeinebomb’s toy and Hanne’s handbag!!
This is a friendly WoMmune, and you won’t be charged a penny. You can have Dan’s old room, but it will need a bit of a once over …
*hands Chr1s a pile of bin-bags a bucket of antiseptic, 2 scrubbing brushes and a gas mask*
I think they spiked my tea!! It seems to be wearing off now tho. I’m just going to talk to that pink moose over there for a while and try to sell it a new bikini.
*Staggers 5 steps then falls over laughing maniacally*
*Drinks bucket of antiseptic and eats bin bags*
*Falls asleep, snoring loudly*
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 11:09
#30,208
White Psycho wrote:
*dresses chr1s in hare-krishna robes to try and confuse him when he awakes “Where am I? Have I joined some cult?”*
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 11:15
#30,209
Igor Belanov wrote:
chr1s wrote:
I think they spiked my tea!! It seems to be wearing off now tho. I’m just going to talk to that pink moose over there for a while and try to sell it a new bikini.
*Staggers 5 steps then falls over laughing maniacally*
*Drinks bucket of antiseptic and eats bin bags*
*Falls asleep, snoring loudly*
That tea’s not spiked, you lightweight! We all manage to consume gallons of the stuff without any ill-effects. Though it did turn Hooch’s hair red…
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 11:50
#30,210
marja (sinner) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
For God’s sake keep your voice down!! If Marja finds out she will become obsessed and you won’t dare come out of there with anything less than Robbie’s Wardrobe and all of his body hair!!
I heard someone say robbie “sexgod” williams. What about him. I loved his show in brussels. He’s soooooo adorable
:D :p
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 13:14
