#31
mrs h wrote:
They clearly don’t or they wouldn’t have put it on ebay! In fact I bet it’s not even the picture owner’s living room, I bet the picture belongs to the cleaner and she just stuck it up there for 5 minutes in a pitifully misguided attempt to make it look less alarmingly surreal and f**king hideous …
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 18:03
#32
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I don’t understand why it looks wider when it’s up on the wall. Maybe this is a part of the ‘stretching’ service that they do (mentioned in the faq)
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 18:05
#33
mrs h wrote:
Maybe. Or maybe it’s a sign from God. I mean the illusion - not the painting. If the painting were a sign I think it would mean ‘WARNING!!!! GET OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS YOUR LEGS WILL CARRY YOU!’
Or maybe just ‘WARNING - boss-eyed long fingered drunken freaks’
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 18:08
#34
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Then what sort of a sign is the illusion? ‘Jesus: he’s not as wide as you might think’?
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 18:09
#35
mrs h wrote:
lol :D
According to the blurb, the canvas is actually 3” taller and 3” wider than the painting. I think we have to assume that is ‘growing room’ :S
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 18:19
#36
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I’d be impressed if the painting was 3” bigger than the canvas, though. :D
Posted on Thu, 31 August 2006 at 19:13
#37
Dennis wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Trying to get into his Motley Crue ‘uniform;? :D But that still doesn’t explain why anyone with that living room would want that picture over their sofa.
OK so maybe the Motley Crue thing hasn’t started paying its way yet, so I have to make ends meet with the odd bit of fake-Son-of-God religious hoodwinking and gullible-person extortion. “Yes, love, it is me, Jesus, of course I will heal your son’s arthritis…if you just make a small £500 donation to my ‘church’…well, wouldn’t want you BURNING IN HELL, now, would we dear…?”
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 09:27
#38
mrs h wrote:
And that’s just to your own grandmother! :mad:
How did you do that with your mouth though? I’ve never seen anything like it before …
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 13:33
#39
ctrlaltdelete (chris) wrote:
im looking for engagement rings…
;)
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 21:31
#40
mrs h wrote:
Awwwwwww!!! :D :D :D
Let me find you one … brb
here you go … Ring
Well I like it :o
Posted on Fri, 1 September 2006 at 21:35
