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“i’m not a pig, not yet a woman,…” Britney Spears (I think)

Title: Definition of a pig?

Alright people, help me out here, what makes a man (or a woman) a pig? For instance, I like to open a beer bottle with whatever I can use, as long as it saves me from searching an opener (i.e., getting up). I’m talking about lighters, spoons, knives, size AA batteries (!), etc. Like every man, I burp and fart every now and then, I can eat a meal which is supposed to be enough for 2-3 persons ( for instance the so-called family pizzas, ha!), I can sleep in until 4pm, I’m not really subtle, I swear a lot, and so on. Does this make me a pig?

And like all male pigs, we love soccer, don’t we Ronald? In addition, we like to swear during a soccer match when our fav team doesn’t perform as good as we want them to do…

OINK OINK OINK!!!

Title: Definition of a pig

Cheers sister, good idea!

You are a pig if -

- You have no respect for the opposite sex

- You have ever hit a member of the opposite sex

- You cheat on your girlfriend/boyfriend (although it has to be a serious relationship to qualify as everyone cheats if its not serious. If this sounds awful look back on your own relationships and tell me I’m wrong!)

- You sleep with someone then ignore them

- you expect women to stay at home and have your dinner on the table when you get back from work, whilst eating, you ignore and tell them that they should shut up and that they are only with you because you look good on their arm. You then become obsessed with them when they get pissed off, constantly call them and text them to tell them you love them. Then when they’re happy again start to ignore them oh and that its ok for you to go out with your friends but not them to go out with theirs as they’ll obviouusly be unfaithful even though you know they would die for you. Even though you know they’ve taken you to hospital and saved your life whilst you tried to take an overdose of paracetemol and jack daniels from the depression that you got from your cocaine habit which you dragged them into, whilst lying to your parents blaming it all on them! And if they need you to support them for once, you dump them only to beg them back when you know that their bad time has passed. Sad little public schoolboy spoilt brat with no self respect or respect for others.

No personal feelings coming in there at all.

Em.
x.

@ rotten: the same includes some women!

I wish I was a pig. I’d sleep with different women every day and not feel guilty about. Live life on the edge. Do lots of drugs. Don’t care about anything. Hit people. Watch soccer Rock ‘n Roll! Haha. And when I come home, my bitch serves dinner on the table and she’s too dumb to even notice what I’ve done whole day!

I hope you know I was kiddin’, right?
:-(

Title: Pig?

If anything, I’m not pig enough.

Women are not interested in nice guys like me. I was going out with someone who told me all about her ex who was a right prick. She was saying she hated him. I went out with her for nearly a year, and from out of nowhere she dumps me and gets back with him!

Women love a bad boy, those same women can suffer the consequences as far as I’m concerned. I sometimes wish I was a womanising asshole, then I might actually find someone foolish enough to go out with me (as that kind of person)

women love a bad boy?

again, that’s generalising.
i’m not very keen on talkin about myself and private stuff…but, in my relationships (not many anyway, never been interested in having plenty of b.fs) i’ve never been just the girlfriend but also sort of best friend, sister… kind of mother even! (guys being older than me, but never a lot older). strangely enough, it was always me taking care of him. maybe that’s being too compassionate or just too sensitive. that doesn’t mean it isn’t fun. then it comes the time when you first need to understand yourself and learn how to be happy with yourself and that’s the time you only want to be on your own, alone but not lonely. i know this has got nothing to do with what’s been said. but i’m not really sure whether guys like Alan or Galos or opalmantra should really long to be different than what you are.
those who really deserve you will find you anyway, whatever you are: “pigs” (the right word should be SELFISH, i reckon) or not.

Title: Michael…

I’m still trying. My plan to melt a hole in the glass to drink through hasn’t quite come to fruition yet and my beer is getting warm…

Woohoo! I understand the offside rule, and I hate football…

Funny that this should happen now. I was just talking to some girls online, I won’t tell you what happened, but trust me, it’s not the men who were pigs this time! I’m not talking about dirty talk or something, but really hurting someone’s (= my) feelings without a reason. Goodbye self-confidence… So it’s all clear to me now, women can be real pigs as well!!

Yes, I met them last Saturday, they will never be friends of mine now! They just said some really mean things about me, of course I blocked them (MSN…). And indeed, I know I shouldn’t be upset, but it’s harder than it seems sometimes. Thanks for he support though.