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mrs h wrote:
Right. I’m all alone here again :mad:
*throws all the cakes in the bin along with the tea service and Dan’s Sade CDs*
*gets coat*
Posted on Wed, 6 September 2006 at 16:50
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caffeinebomb wrote:
I never realised that Belgium looked quite so much like rural Lincolnshire. (Although I guess the “New Holland*” thing probably ought to have given it away a little bit)
Hello Mrs H - if you Sell GM, I will come round your house and cut your heart out with a spoon, then jump up and down on it and cut it into little tiny bits and feed it to my gerbil, who will poo it out and I will then rinse it away into the Irish sea when I clean out his cage and it will probably wash up somewhere along Blackpool beach, and that young lady is NOT the sort of place you want to end up for the rest of eternity let me tell you!
Sorry for my relative inactivity - I wish I could say I had been on MySpazz like the cool kids (1st there for you Mr Ennis) but I have been at work all day.
*is fully aware that Belgium and Holland are in fact two seperate places - their national stereotypes are total polar opposites for a start
Posted on Wed, 6 September 2006 at 17:19
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zipless wrote:
Fries and paedophiles in Belgium, and Holland has a fair share of dope :o
Posted on Wed, 6 September 2006 at 21:14
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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
*arrives for miniscule 10 minutes of fun permitted per day*
*realises has boarded some sort of ghost ship and goes to hide in the staff room, which is even deader than GM but at least makes the effort to provide tea and biscuits*
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 09:54
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Dennis wrote:
Oo, what biscuits you got, HM?!
;)
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 10:02
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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*provides tea and biscuits*
*stuffs face with tea and biscuits before Hooch gets back*
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 10:07
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Dennis wrote:
wanker, could’ve at least offered me ONE biscuit :mad:
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 10:08
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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*spits one biscuit-sized crumbly blob into paln of hand*
*offers it to Dennis*
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 10:09
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chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 10:40
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Dennis wrote:
*generously offers chr1s his biscuit*
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 10:41
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Hanne wrote:
Morning!
This is for Sarah, Simon or Andy; which one of you little mischiefs stole my yellow card? Or did I just lose it in a drunken stuppor?
Luckily my local Scream pub is now wank, and I have to get a new one in about a weeks time anyway, but still, I WANT A PROSPECTIVE 10P OFF MY BEER.
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 10:44
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zipless wrote:
One of the refs showed some players a yellow card last night, wasn’t yours by any chance?
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 10:55
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Hanne wrote:
Possibly. Did he get a cheap beer after he showed it?
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 10:59
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zipless wrote:
Erm… don’t think so, but I did :D
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 11:05
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Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Bonjour mon petite pois :)
How are we all today? I have inadvertantly signed up to be a ‘voluntary’ car park attendant at the Robbie Williams gig tomorrow :(
I tell you this because I am not allowed to post on the ‘vent your spleen thread :(
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 11:11
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Hanne wrote:
Hoorah for cheap beers! I’m going to a pound a pint night tonight; hoorah!
Mrs H, how on earth did you manage that? Leeds is all topsy turvy!
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 11:15
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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
I think it must have been the drunken stupor, dear. I don’t remember any yellow cards… was that in the pub with the pool table? *vague recollection*
*takes a moment to point and laugh at the mothership* Bahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
How come Chr1s has got a biscuit? Hand it over, mister :mad:
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 11:24
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Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
I’m not sure :( *bursts into tears*
We work very very close to where the gig is, so it has been decided that we can raise loads of money by providing car parking for Robbie fans. Most of the staff are leaving early to avoid the chaos that 80,000 people arriving at the park is going to cause - but as I live within easy walking distance it seemed really mean to say no …
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 11:28
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Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
*takes a moment to point and laugh at the mothership* Bahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
You changed your mind about the free sofa then? :p
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 11:29
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Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Morning!
This is for Sarah, Simon or Andy; which one of you little mischiefs stole my yellow card? Or did I just lose it in a drunken stuppor?
Luckily my local Scream pub is now wank, and I have to get a new one in about a weeks time anyway, but still, I WANT A PROSPECTIVE 10P OFF MY BEER.
I will check my wallet and jacket later, it is more than possible it is me as i do shove everything in my back pockets when drunk.. but i don’t recall seeing it..as i never got a round in at the scream bar?
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 11:38
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mrs h wrote:
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 11:47
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Divers (Simon) wrote:
Hello there Hoochs mum… or Mrs h which ever you are at the moment??? and helllo everyone else!
How are you doing today then?
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 11:49
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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
You changed your mind about the free sofa then? :p
:o Are you going to un-caster it tonight?
*has one last hope to find biscuit down back of sofa*
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 12:01
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chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
*generously offers chr1s his biscuit*
Thanks, but I think i’d rather burn my nipples!!!
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 12:01
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mrs h wrote:
Divers wrote:
How are you doing today then?
Busy :(
Thanks for the email :)
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 12:02
#30,446
Divers (Simon) wrote:
No problem… i am trying to keep on top of them… lets see how long it lasts!
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 12:23
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Dennis wrote:
Hi all!
Can I offer anyone a slice of breadcake…?
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 15:53
#30,448
mrs h wrote:
You can’t have a slice of breadcake, you imbecile - you can have a breadcake. If you like you can put chips in the middle and then it’s a chip butty - or you can put something else in it and then it is a f**king sandwich. If you keep pretending you don’t know what it is I will have to visit ‘Vent Your Spleen’! :mad:
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:11
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Hanne wrote:
Dennis, you seem to be displaying classic signs of an obsessive disorder. First Motley Crue now “breadcakes”. I’m worried. May I take you in for observations?
*locks Den in orphan cupboard. With Zane Lowe, Russel Brand, Pete Doherty, the annoying little twat from the Automatic, Sean Bean, Phil Collins, the guy of Picture Loans, Sting and his hair-plugs and the guy from the BT advert*
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:18
#30,450
mrs h wrote:
*bungs Dennis a packet of breadcakes so he doesn’t starve to death.*
Posted on Thu, 7 September 2006 at 16:19
