#30,601
marja (sinner) wrote:
*taps nose*
There never were bodies anyway
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 11:17
#30,602
mrs h wrote:
Are you going to take some pics later? If so I’ll send you some resizing instructions!! :)
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 11:33
#30,603
marja (sinner) wrote:
yes pictures will be taken after work, so those instructions would come in very handy. Here’s one picture of the big digging machine in action:
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 11:36
#30,604
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 13:24
#30,605
caffeinebomb wrote:
“…and if you ask me Gracious Me is degenerating into nothing more than a second rate “Vent Your Spleen :mad:” rip-off thread…”
Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 14:22
#30,606
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*clips caffeinebomb round the ear*
Right - you can start on page 1 and read the whole of Gracious Me, annotating the bits you consider to be ‘second rate’. And when you’ve finished you can do it all again! :mad:
*stomps off, locking the door*
Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 14:27
#30,607
White Psycho wrote:
*Tugs at the door* HEY! *Makes an effergy of the Battle of Waterloo out of some socks*
Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 14:37
#30,608
Igor Belanov wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Personally, I think that’s definitely second rate.
Unless it’s humour thats gone right over my head…
Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 14:45
#30,609
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Morning my little Wombles, lets get this show on the road.
How is everyone today?
Any good animal stories, We have so far had myself and Gav talk about Unpacking Dogs, Gavs Hamster popping and Heysatans Badger squeezing.:)
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 09:38
#30,610
Dennis wrote:
Erm…erm…My brother’s budgie died a couple of weeks ago…?
He has two new ones, I believe.
I don’t know what he has called them, but watch this space, all you twitchers out there!
Hey there Mr Divers, hope life is treating you well today.
I want to go home, can you write me a note, something along the lines of “poorly tummy…sure it’ll be fine tomorrow once games and Maths are out of the way…Signed Dennis’ Mum” or summat?
Ta
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 09:45
#30,611
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Copy and paste this.
Dear Mr Manager type thingybob
The stress of putting together endless pointless compilations that only a handful of people will hear as led to Dennis having the raging shits and vomiting. Our house currently smells like the inside of a packet of dry roated peanuts and the sounds of the filth coming out of both of his ends like the channel tunnel is un-godly. I’m sure your work place would be better for him not to be there in this state. Please send little Dennis home so i can wrap him in Cotton Wool to help stop anything seeping onto our new sofa.
Yours Faithfully
Dennis’s Mum
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 09:54
#30,612
Dennis wrote:
:D
Absolute genius!
I have spent the last three days going through 500 tracks to make sure they are all roughly the same volume level, cos we don’t have any fancy way of doing it any quicker.
The only way I could do it was to have one “control” file open to compare all of them to, so in this case it was Don’t Cha Wanna Ride by Joss Sticks, or Stones or whatever she’s called.
So, I have heard short bursts of that song at least 499 times in three days. If I ever meet her, I will kill her before she knows what has hit her. :mad:
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 10:04
#30,613
Divers (Simon) wrote:
You should have sent them to me… i could have checked them all in a few hours and made them the same.
But that does suck… anyway with a note like that you will be in the pub in no time!
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 10:08
#30,614
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Anyway Mate how are you otherwise?
I’m not too bad, spent yesterday doing some Ibiza Rocks Program… and i heard Kasbian for the first time… quit funny lads and didn’t mind some of their tunes.
Just tired today… my plan is i have to write a chorus for a song and thats about it.
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 10:38
#30,615
Dennis wrote:
Could you write some choruses for Kasabian too, I fuckin’ hate them! lol
It is pissing it down here and dark as fuck which says it all today for me.
Bah humbug I hate thursdays!
*remembers he was born on a Thursday*
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 10:47
#30,616
Divers (Simon) wrote:
It’s thunder and Lightning here which is always nice.
I will send them a few tunes if you wish… i only heard two songs and i guess after six hours of constantly playing them they got stuck in my head.
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 11:05
#30,617
Dennis wrote:
I know the feeling, I go home sometimes with some really shite track I hate stuck in my head.
And I am very worried as I am starting to appreciate things like Sugababed and Girls Aloud as “you know, actually quite catchy Pop songs, when you listen to them for what they are”
?!
Shoot me, in the back.
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 11:15
#30,618
marja (sinner) wrote:
hello people
it’s a bit grey here, but no rain, and let’s hope it stays that way.
Yesterday I had a bit of an odd experience with a customer. It was the first time i went there, so I didn’t quite knew the way. As it turns out, it’s this huge old building in the middle of the center with these small old workers homes around it. The girl I was meeting there said about 3 words during our 1 hour meeting. She kept staring at me like I was some sort of an alien. And she was very impolite as she didn’t offer me any of the cookies I brought her to taste, and she only nibbled on hers as if I had offered her feaces :rolleyes:
some people
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 11:21
#30,619
White Psycho wrote:
Dennis wrote:
I wouldn’t be so merciful. You should have to watch and be fully aware that its happening! (aren’t I nice?)
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 11:23
#30,620
Dennis wrote:
Oh but…what if you miss me..? Like a hole in the head…because it tru-u-u-ue boy, because of yo-o-o-o-ou boy.
Oh god, see what I said about Sugababes..? :(
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 11:25
#30,621
mrs h wrote:
marja wrote:
The girl I was meeting there said about 3 words during our 1 hour meeting. She kept staring at me like I was some sort of an alien. And she was very impolite as she didn’t offer me any of the cookies I brought her to taste, and she only nibbled on hers as if I had offered her feaces :rolleyes:
some people
Maybe she was traumatised because there were bats in the cookies? And because of your forceful sales techniques?
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 14:58
#30,622
Dennis wrote:
You call it “forceful”, we call it “efficient and effective”
Any more of these allegations of violence and you will be hearing from our lawyers (and their hard-as-fuck sidekicks)
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 15:15
#30,623
mrs h wrote:
I ate one of their sidekicks for breakfast. The other 2 are out the back by the bins if you would like to arrange for them to be collected :mad:
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 15:35
#30,624
mrs h wrote:
Why does no-one say goodbye anymore?
I’m off anyway. I’m pretty sure this isn’t Kansas :(
*waves*
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 15:41
#30,625
marja (sinner) wrote:
I’m off as well
the day ended badly. I just found out that the lady working part time for me has had a big health crisis the other night. She’s in hospital, and they found something strange on the cardiogram, but they haven’t found out yet what it is. I hope it’s nothing serious :(
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 16:02
#30,626
Dennis wrote:
Well I hope it is all OK. Fingers crossed.
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 16:19
#30,627
Divers (Simon) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Why does no-one say goodbye anymore?
I’m off anyway. I’m pretty sure this isn’t Kansas :(
*waves*
I would have to be leaving to say goodbye… but ta ta.
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 16:19
#30,628
White Psycho wrote:
My attention span is too short to…oooh thats shiny!
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 16:38
#30,629
caffeinebomb wrote:
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 17:56
#30,630
Fordonian wrote:
*Runs past, think of a senseless noise to make* Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh *fucks off*
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 20:43
