Wall of Mouths

We are tired/bored/not amused.

And how is one’s public?

hoochalobster wrote:

We are tired/bored/not amused.

And how is one’s public?

*still bowed low, wondering when a good time to stop curtseying (sp?) is…*

We are most distressed that your highness is displeased. How can we entertain you and bring cheer to your sovereign visage, ma’am…?

Dance for me Dennis, dance for me.

*records the spectacle and sends to You’ve Been Framed*

*gets £250*

*cheers up immensely*

Cheers Dennis :D

Glad you like it. I spent hours perfecting the “is he gonna step on his own foot and trip over the bride’s train and fall into the river or not?” bit ;)

It was romantic, yes.

No hat, but smart morning suit all the same (see dodgy pic).

Wasn’t in Bandykoot at the time but I was in a dodgy 60’s/ 70’s band called Rolled Gold, though I decided I would rather get pissed than have to stay sober and play :D

Had a proper cheesy disco DJ instead, just how weddings should be.

What sticks in my mind as a funny story is that, whenever I looked for my wife, she was (as is pretty much the case at all weddings, cos there are so many people you wanna talk to) at the complete opposite side of the room to me, without fail all night. HOWEVER, whenever I turned around for a second and put my drink down (I was on Budweiser, everyone else was on pints), whenever I turned back to get it, it was in her hand, right the other end of the room! How she did that is beyond me, like some kind of Star Trek teleport thingy…?

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)

*suddenly realises where his father-in-law’s “Real Lead Pencils” company suddenly popped up from, mere days after the wedding*

Come to think of it, he DID slip something into my hand on the day, saying “here, lad, THIS’LL put some lead into your pencil, know wharra mean, nudge nudge.

…it was a lump of fucking lead :(

marja wrote:

She’s in hospital, and they found something strange on the cardiogram, but they haven’t found out yet what it is. I hope it’s nothing serious :(

That’s not good though …:(

That’s awful :( I want to have at least 20 years of fun after I retire… Worse for his family though, I suppose.

Morning everyone, I’m in a good mood. I got pissed last night, I’m not hungover but my housemate is :D

marja wrote:

I nearly passed out when I saw the amount, but luckily the bank will help us with that :)

The financial stuff or the fainting fits? :D

@WP - are you going to torment him? Oooh - I’ve been meaning to ask - did you figure out who the father is yet, or is it not a real pregnancy?

White psycho is pregnant???

go away for a few days and you miss all the gossip:rolleyes:

so I found out more about my collegue. She’s still in hospital and they need to do a biopsy af muscle tissue. The doctors said something about a pacemaker. I hope they got it all wrong :(, cause she’s only early 50

and the retired collegue died of a stroke. He was on holiday and he didn’t feel well, so he came back home and straight to the hospital to do some tests to check what’s wrong. He did a cardio test on the stationary bike. He stepped of the bike and got a heart attack. He was in his early 60ties. I had to tell my boss. He worked with him for more then 10 years, he was devistated :(

really makes you think that it all can be over in a second

sorry for bringing down the mood

Marja dont’ apologise for sharing things that are on your mind x

Besides, bringing things like that into the conversation can actually be a very positive thing, if it means we all go home and look at our partners that little bit more closely tonight and take a bit of time to appreciate what we are lucky enough to have.

Wow, that was a bit nice, I think I better throw in a “bum” and a “fart” just in case Taunty Dan is lurking :D

Divers wrote:

I got bored and went and did a scientolgy test online to see if i could john and the end result was that i wasn’t right for there religion… i just thought they were a cult and would be happy to take any ones money???? I was pleased that i didn’t fit their high standards and also narked as whats so fucking special about them.

The questions were fucking stupid, but i did see that Land of sunshine by faith no more got most of it lyrics from the test like… “do you feel some times that age is against you?” “do you sometimes sing or whistle just for fun?” “does emotional music have quite an effect on you?”

bunch of weirdos.

Wow, that’s really interesting..and also a great fucking tune.

Don’t you already belong to a cult, mate?! The Patton Cult?! :D