Wall of Mouths

Taunty Dan wrote:

i’m…sorry mate. I just couldn’t see you suffer that way. NO-ONE deserves the punishment of being made to believe they’re in the USA.

:mad:

I take it you never been to the US?

Does any one of you muthaf*kkaz have any Cadbury chocolate on them…?

*wields kitchen knife uncertainly, but tries to look like a determined robber who WILL USE THIS, you know, I WILL, DON’T PUSH ME JUST HAND OVER THE CHOCOLATE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT SIDE YOUR BREAD IS JAMMED ON*

*starts to shake. Pupils shrink to pinheads. Flesh starts to crawl with millions of tiny invisible creatures climbing in and out of my skin*

mate, you have no idea what this is like

*drops knife to floor and cowers in corner hugging himself*

That replacement shit they give out at the centre does nothing for the cravings…”Cadbury’s Hi-Lights Chocolate FLAVOUR hot drink LOW CALORIE DIET VARIETY”…:(

*starts mumbling incoherently. What do you mean “how does that differ from the rest of this post?”*

Oh, lord, look what happens when I’m away…

*locks D back in his gimp cupboard*

*sits Den down in big armchair* Now, be as open and honest as you can… You hate your father and want to sleep with your mother, don’t you?

*scribbles furiously on clipboard* solid gold…

Right, here’s my psychologists’ report, detailing your years of emotional and sexual confusion, and the obvious impact it’s had…

I would push for at least 1.4m from the school. And while you’re at it just take this to your local pharmacy, ok? It’s nothing much but will just help with a few of your problems.

*raids the GM kitchen cupboard.*

*finds jar of Chocolate Nesquik powder*

*chops lines out using a stolen Amex card and rolls up a crumpled fiver into a snorting tube*

*…inhales the delicious, sweet, chocolatey goodness*

*travels to far off worlds…*

There’s plenty of chocolate left, it’s just hidden in the nuclear bunker to prevent Dennis getting to it. The only problem is that nobody can find the key…

Not any more it ain’t!

*races down the bunker with the key*

*Walks in looking a little bedraggled*

Hello all, it feels like it’s been a while. HAs it?

I had a good experience at work today - I like 3 songs on the whole 9 hoiur CD that we’re playing at the moment, and they’re all by Death Cab for Cutie - which is good because I have now found a new band that I like that I didn’t like before, which is always a rewarding experience.

Just out of interest - who posted me a pair of used socks, and how the hell did you get my address?

What too much forearm action, compared to just using the wrist?

No, the innuendo was not intended. :rolleyes:

*Sit’s down, waiting for the bad puns to start*

:eek:

It’s ASAP not SAP, Marja :rolleyes:

:D :D :D

Edited to say: *tries figuring out what SAP means… fails*

But, but I wanna know!!!!

*cries*

Hmmm… anything to do with this?

SAP R/3 gebaseerd op de client/server archtectuur. Het maakt gebruik van een 3 lagen computermodel. Een client, bestaande uit de software die zich op de pc van de gebruiker bevindt. Dit is de presentatielaag. De tweede laag is de applicatielaag, waarin de bedrijfslogica van het geheel zit. De derde laag bestaat uit het databaselaag, met daarin uiteraard de database en de wijzigingsgeschiedenis.

Hello just checking in as i have a few minutes spare.. how is it all going?

I’m having a mixed kind of day today, i’m spending all today and tomorrow with my daughter which is brilliant i couldn’t be happier, but it is also the last few days with her before she and her mum move to spain for good:( so i have mixed feelings of joy/sadness/and anger.. it’s like a part of me is getting ripped away. IT was hard when i moved to Oz but for some reason this feels worse and i don’t know why? lifes never easy is it.