#31,111
Lola* wrote:
you should get him to post about then in the breasts and character thread…
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 16:27
#31,112
Divers (Simon) wrote:
lol I bet he felt like a boob!
:oi’m so sorry about that…i really am.
I think i did the same thing when i was 17 at got some job at a studio and the woman who interviewed me was only 25 and very pretty and i would say i did the interview to her chest.:rolleyes:
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 16:30
#31,113
marja (sinner) wrote:
when i said young I meant young to be the boss, because he’s about 35. Still a very funny situation.
I’m going now, you people have fun.
*waves*
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 16:35
#31,114
caffeinebomb wrote:
Sorry guys - I haven’t heard a word that anyone has said for 3 hours.
Has anybody noticed what spectacular tits Marja has?
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 17:25
#31,115
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
marja wrote:
you mean the gay parade? Were you on one of the boats?
lol :D
Sorry, that always makes me laugh :)
Now, where was I?
Oh yes, that’s it…
What in the name of all that is good and holy is going on in here!!!!? Everyone is just sauntering in and out and the whole place is going to pot! I will NOT stand for it!! What do you think it is? A B&B? I am sick of coming back here and finding dead people and shoes and rubbish all over the place, nobody even bothers locking up any more!!! Well I will be doing an inspection of the whole place in the very near future and I had better not find anything untoward! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 18:12
#31,116
Divers (Simon) wrote:
And where the hell have you been? you’ve only been here once since 13th of september…it’s not good enough young lady! (well youngish/old) not even a phone call..i best tell Dan to stop dredging the river..although he does so enjoy it:)
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 18:18
#31,117
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
If you must know I have been in an asylum. I booked a session with a counsellor to help me cope with you lot, and before I could say Jack Robinson I was strapped up and whisked away in an ambulance. They thought I was delusional :mad:
I have written about 500 letters asking someone to come and get me out, and not one of you could be bothered to reply.
*goes to make cup of tea*
*opens cutlery drawer*
*finds 500 letters addressed to the GMers*
:rolleyes:
And as for Dan, what do you expect if you let him wear a wetsuit? …
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 18:24
#31,118
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Be honest, was the complete sentence: ‘Hello, I’m a little pixie called trixie, and I am the size of athimble and can dance through keyholes and my best friend is Jack Robins-…’ And then you got carted off? That’s how it happened, didn’t it?
Well, it’s how it happened to me.
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 18:27
#31,119
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
:D
No. Jack Robinson was the name of my counsellor :(
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 18:42
#31,120
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Oh dear. So it actually went ‘Hello, Jack Robins-…’ and then you got carted off? :( That’s not a good sign.
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 20:11
#31,121
White Psycho wrote:
Well that was because she said that while wielding a mace, swinging it wildly around her head.
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 20:17
#31,122
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Yeah, that and the frog suit.
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 20:20
#31,123
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Hooch’s Mum - Can I please have Mr Robinsons number - I have a few family members I’d like to get sectioned again?! Thanks. :)
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 20:21
#31,124
Taunty Dan wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
Has anybody noticed what spectacular tits Marja has?
And apparently her finches are second to none. :)
@Mrs H: Its NOT a wetsuit, its a… *realises that admitting its an outfit used in role play between himself and Divers is probably not for the best*…ok, its a wetsuit.
*realises blaming Dennis in some way shape or form would’ve been better*
Oh…bollocks.
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 20:27
#31,125
Taunty Dan wrote:
The Auto Surgeon wrote:
Hooch’s Mum - Can I please have Mr Robinsons number
*Raises eyebrow suspiciously at Auto Surgeon*
Are you trying to seduce Mr Robinson?
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 20:29
#31,126
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
No Taunty Dan, I know I could never steal him away from you. I just need a few signatures on some bits of paper to put a few family members in some padded cells - for their own protection you understand.
*Walks away with a laugh that would scare Vincent Price*
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 20:42
#31,127
Taunty Dan wrote:
vincent price is easily scared my friend, despite all you’ve heard. Its fisher price thats hard as nails.
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 08:40
#31,128
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 08:45
#31,129
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
how is life then you lot?
sorry i aint been around recently been busy.
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 10:06
#31,130
mrs h wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
*Raises eyebrow suspiciously at Auto Surgeon*
Are you trying to seduce Mr Robinson?
:D
Where is everyone today? Did I forget to say it was Gracious Me’s Open Day? :(
*looks around at all the bunting and balloons*
*has a go on the tombola*
*loses*
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 10:07
#31,131
mrs h wrote:
gimmie wrote:
how is life then you lot?
sorry i aint been around recently been busy.
Hooray!!
It’s 20p to get in…
*waves bucket under Gimmies nose*
How are you?
And will you stay here by the door? I have to do some work but i’ll be back in a bit. Don’t let anyone in unless they pay, and make sure you give them a programme ov all the events and attractions! Thanks :)
*runs off before Gimmie can say no*
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 10:10
#31,132
mr self destruct wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Where is everyone today? Did I forget to say it was Gracious Me’s Open Day? :(
Gracious Me is like a wounded animal in its death throes! :p
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 10:19
#31,133
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
Struggles to scrape enough pennies together.
*outside it is for me*
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 10:25
#31,134
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
*Drops 20p into the bucket*
Where’s my programme, then?
*Takes programme and tries to open pages*
This isn’t a programme - It’s a single sheet of paper with some scribbles on!! Can someone please translate??
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 10:28
#31,135
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
sure chr1s it says
Flowers mark the spot
Where this world shut you off
Violets, blues and pinks
Surrounded by police tape
violent eh?
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 10:34
#31,136
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
OK…
What about the events and attractions?????
Hang on…
I get it - It’s cryptic
Hmmmm Lets see - Flowers marks the spot blah blah blah Blues and Pinks = A snooker match refereed by The Killers
Police tape = CD players bust, so someone stuck in a cassette of Sting and his cronies
*Scratches head*
Maybe not
*walks away muttering*
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 10:42
#31,137
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
lol sting, as long as its his Next to you cover with therapy? i’ll be happy.
fuck the police!
see what i did?
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 10:43
#31,138
Taunty Dan wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Where is everyone today? Did I forget to say it was Gracious Me’s Open Day? :(
today?? :eek: oh cack…i had a costume and everything…give me half hour
*starts rummaging thru wardrobe for his special outfit*
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 10:58
#31,139
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Right, I’ll do it with you Dan but only if you’re the back end. Agreed?
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 11:42
#31,140
Taunty Dan wrote:
*like music to his ears* :D
okay Hooch, but…is that normal practice for a clown costume? It’ll be all hot and sweaty and…
Okay! Come on, quickly!!
Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 12:01
