#31,261
Taunty Dan wrote:
you could tell him, baby ;)
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 15:36
#31,262
Divers (Simon) wrote:
That departed film was fucking awesome!! There was me thinking i had the ending all worked out and the last 20mins changed everything…takes a bit to get into it but was well worth it.
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 16:02
#31,263
mrs h wrote:
Ok. First things first, you need to look at the route map. As there are giant pawns everywhere I think it would be best to try and avoid them. This means we will have to somehow get through all the yellow stuff in the Bristol Channel. I feel sure that the Gracious Me boat will be up to the task, as Heysatan gave it a complete overhaul after crashing it on the M40.
There won’t be any room for luggage, so you will all have to travel in full costume and make-up. Unfortunately this means D will have to be towed and won’t be able to join us on deck. On the plus side, we will be able to stack the camera’s and lighting equipment on top of him, but we must remember to be careful when we put the brakes on.
Also I don’t know if the giant pawns can swim, or whether they are hostile, so we will need to take some weapons just in case.
Any questions?
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Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 17:45
#31,264
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
I’m sure if show the pawns that you have a few bishops (not mention a couple of queens) that they will scuttle off back to their own chess boards! :D
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 17:55
#31,265
mrs h wrote:
Great idea!! :D We need a few knights as well, they’re always more useful than they look … And maybe a couple of Castles? I wonder how much wait D can actually carry before he starts travelling underwater? :S
Also (on the plus side) they can only move a bit at a time, but I don’t like the way they’re all gathered up around Barry …
This could be dangerous. I think we might need a few real ghostbusters as well :(
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 18:01
#31,266
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
I sure that we can get a few driuds (a bit scarey than bishops) over there to pave the way for the production. :D
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 18:15
#31,267
mrs h wrote:
Excellent idea!
*makes note to buy druid food for the trip*
I think Marja will have to play all the other parts, and she will have to do the finance for us as she has half an idea what she’s talking about. The budget isn’t looking quite how at should …
Ok, I’m off. I have a script to write!
*has huge sense of deja vu*
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 18:23
#31,268
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I wonder how much wait D can actually carry before he starts travelling underwater? :S
How much wait can I carry? I can wait to carry quite a while.
You’re all forgetting: I can carry you all in one hand. And eat my other hand. Mmm… Marshmallow.
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 19:01
#31,269
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Ok, I’m off. I have a script to write!
*has huge sense of deja vu*
Yes, it always falls down at the scripting stage, doesn’t it?
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 19:03
#31,270
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: the…STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW M…oh its YOU d! You coulda told me you were trying your costume on…
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 19:49
#31,271
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Not yet, but I was about to. :mad:
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 20:15
#31,272
mrs h wrote:
Right - thiswill have to do. It’s not everything we’d hoped for, but I’m sure we’ll manage to pull it off somehow.
D, I’m sorry but I washed your costume and it went yellow, but I’m sure it will be ok. We might have to call you Mr custard or something though, otherwise it might not make sense to the american audiences.
Dan, will you help D into his suit? I have to go and talk to some celebrities about the film launch. And get somebody to polish my car, will you - it’s got dust on it. :mad:
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 20:31
#31,273
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Oh dear, oh dear, ohhh deeeaaaarrrr.
Scripts like this make a reviewers job a dream - something you can really see from the start - Chicken Droppings!!! :D
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 20:38
#31,274
mrs h wrote:
Well due to problems with the budget we might have to try something a bit cheaper, but I reckon with enough prunes and weetabix we’ll be able to make a convincing farmyard :)
Would you mind playing the part of Maud, Auto Surgeon? We seem to have overlooked a few bits … I will play the part of Zeke to save time.
Sump’n’s stirrin’ up the chickens, Maude. :)
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 20:47
#31,275
Hanne wrote:
Hello all, have some toast :)
Could someone summarise concisely and clearly what has happened in my absence? I’m still not connected to the net in Brum and snowed under with work and entertaining people. And maybe having one or two tipples myself.
How is everyone?
Posted on Tue, 10 October 2006 at 22:03
#31,276
deadsetgav wrote:
Damn - its a long time since I was round these parts! Hows tricks people?
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 06:16
#31,277
White Psycho wrote:
Watch this one! *attempts a quite stunning and spectacular triple somersault over 4 stacked elephants while perched on a copy of the mona lisa, it all goes horribly wrong as 4 pachyderms die and Da Vinci spins in his grave* errrrm…pick a card?
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 07:22
#31,278
marja (sinner) wrote:
hello all, I’m back from a well deserved rest. It was lovely, being lazy for 8 days and 2 days of shopping, what can a woman want more :D
for those interested, this is the latest status of the house:
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Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 08:10
#31,279
mrs h wrote:
*helps self to a stack of toast*
Thanks Hanne, we missed you!:) Hello Marja - good to have you back too - the house looks amazing! It’s got walls and stuff!! :eek:
WP - For the last time, they’re not pachyderms, they’re pokemon! You are not going to impress anybody like that!However …I bought you this book of Penn and Teller tricks, you should try some of them instead :)
Morning Gav :)
Right. I’m sorry folke, but I need to practice my ‘Zeke’, so I’ll have to talk like a Deep South redneck for the rest of the morning :S
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 10:06
#31,280
Igor Belanov wrote:
That’s all well and good, but can you please make you mind up whether you’re talking in a Baton Rouge or Mobile accent. And people from Birmingham Alabama don’t talk the same as those from Birmingham England.
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 10:46
#31,281
Taunty Dan wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Right - Dan, will you help D into his suit?
:rolleyes: i’ll try. I’m more used to helping him OUT of his clothes though to be fair :D
@Marja: Your house is starting to look like a house! Nice one! :)
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 10:46
#31,282
marja (sinner) wrote:
thank you :)
Just one floor and a roof to go and building will be finished. Than the other stuff can start, but that takes up the most time. I can’t believe they only started 5 weeks ago.
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 10:55
#31,283
Divers (Simon) wrote:
:eek:Wow Tinne your house is looking fantastic:)
Morning everyone, the weather is fucking aweful here thunder lightning and the village is getting flooded..which i don’t really care about as i live on a hill and a few less imbred Villagers in the lower part wont go amiss.
On a plus side I for some reason bought from Tescos for 50p Transformers the movie on DVD…i remember loving it as a kid so it has a very high chance of now being really shit!
How’s you all?
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 11:45
#31,284
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Just bear in mind that the Hercules DVD of mine (I mean Boo’s :rolleyes: ) cost 99p in Tesco, so technically that means it is twice as good as the Transformers… I don’t hold out much hope for ya sweets ;)
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 11:49
#31,285
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Well we shall see, i’m sure it’s going to be fantastic and that your just jealous!:p
*knows it’s going to be shit and another part of his childhood ruined*
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 11:55
#31,286
marja (sinner) wrote:
thank you simon :)
I loved transformers, and He-man, and offcourse the thundercats. I used to own a thundercats sword. I was so proud :)
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 12:02
#31,287
mrs h wrote:
I hope you aren’t knocking it! She loves that DVD :mad:
Hello Divers :)
: Marja - I remember all that lot because of my kids, but Sarah’s favourite at the time was She-Ra, Princess of Power!! :D And Ulysses. And Dogtanian and the 3 Muskahounds :)
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 12:06
#31,288
Igor Belanov wrote:
Ah, now we’re talking. Didn’t Dogtanian win the Palme d’Or?
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 12:09
#31,289
Divers (Simon) wrote:
marja wrote:
thank you simon :)
I loved transformers, and He-man, and offcourse the thundercats. I used to own a thundercats sword. I was so proud :)
:D I bet you were the envy of all your friends.
The Ulysses Cartoon my friend has the dvd and watched it round his house, and it’s actually still really good (granted we are either drunk or stoned when watching it)…but does he get home thats what i want to know!
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 12:10
#31,290
marja (sinner) wrote:
does anyone remember supergrandma, now that was a great show :D
Posted on Wed, 11 October 2006 at 12:15
