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I LOVE my job, yes I DO!

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Started by zipless in Chit-Chat

Just wanted to get that off my chest, like!

Won’t be able to on the board as much as I like until the end of the year, due to above mentioned time shortage.

Yes, work is BLISS (erm… at least mine is)

Be good, folks :cool:

Posted on Tue, 17 October 2006 at 15:19

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#1

mrs h wrote:

Did you buy an ice-cream van?

*drools*

Posted on Tue, 17 October 2006 at 15:20

#2

zipless wrote:

Nah, but I get to see tits (not on the radio though :eek: )

*drools even more…*

Posted on Tue, 17 October 2006 at 15:28

#3

marja (sinner) wrote:

offcourse not, you can’t see them there :rolleyes:

I love my job too, and it doesn’t even involve tits

Let’s make this a positive thread :)

Posted on Tue, 17 October 2006 at 15:31

#4

Lola* wrote:

you love your job because you got a Lexus…

I don’t have a job and i LOVE not working!

Posted on Tue, 17 October 2006 at 17:06

#5

deadsetgav wrote:

zipless wrote:

Nah, but I get to see tits (not on the radio though :eek: )

*drools even more…*

Porn director? amature bird watcher?

Posted on Tue, 17 October 2006 at 17:47

#6

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

My job involves tits, I mean staff!! They may as we be tits as they didn’t realise I pulled a ‘sicky’ today ;)
So much for the Employee of the year award!

:D

Posted on Tue, 17 October 2006 at 18:04

#7

viking_pooh wrote:

my job is shit, but i got an interview for a way better one tomorrow so hopefully ill have some actual money son rather than a few quid left after paying rent, bills and food. no tits involved, but thats ok cos i get to look at them outside of work ;) he he he

Posted on Tue, 17 October 2006 at 22:13

#8

marja (sinner) wrote:

Ci? wrote:

you love your job because you got a Lexus…

I don’t have a job and i LOVE not working!

that’s only partly true. My collegues are great, and my work is never one day the same, there’s no routine —> it doesn’t get boring

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 07:11

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Dennis wrote:

My job…my job…hmmm

oh shit!

I am supposed to WORK here!

*spies massive pile of unfinished work that has built up over months on the WoM*

erm…see you all later!

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 08:52

#10

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Dennis, you’re talking weird again. Have a nice cup of tea and forget all about it :)

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 09:59

#11

rocking roxy wrote:

i love my job as well…only thing i hate about it is 1 f**** collegue, who belongs to those Jehovas Witness people (from what i know, he’s even some kind of “guru” there)…and if he wouldn’t be there, always trying to manipulate people and playing wrong, my job would be the greatest…

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 10:15

#12

Dennis wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Dennis, you’re talking weird again. Have a nice cup of tea and forget all about it :)

I had a Lemsip and a can of Relentless, does that count…?

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 10:22

#13

buffalo-boy wrote:

rocking roxy wrote:

i love my job as well…only thing i hate about it is 1 f**** collegue, who belongs to those Jehovas Witness people (from what i know, he’s even some kind of “guru” there)…and if he wouldn’t be there, always trying to manipulate people and playing wrong, my job would be the greatest…

I met a Jehovah’s witness once - they are very strange people…

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 10:47

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Dennis wrote:

I had a Lemsip and a can of Relentless, does that count…?

Well, since you are back on WoM and haven’t mentioned this ‘work’ again, I would say it did the trick ;)

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 11:05

#15

Dennis wrote:

I am tackling a very tricky problem at work that involves volume levels of 500 tracks, and at present can hardly hear out of one ear cos I am bunged up, so today was ALWAYS gonna be a slow work day !

;)

EDIT: Besides which, have you ever tried to get a decent cuppa tea around here?! Yeeeeuch

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 11:07

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mrs h wrote:

buffalo-boy wrote:

I met a Jehovah’s witness once - they are very strange people…

I think they are just naiive and vulnerable people with strange beliefs and low IQs. They believe a load of old rubbish so they won’t be frightened of dying.

The weirdest bit is that they reckon only a fixed number of people can enter Heaven (I think its 400,000 but it might be 40,000) and there are already more Jehova’s Witnesses than that, so what is the point recruiting any more? It makes no sense.

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 12:09

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Dennis wrote:

I had it in my head it was 44,000, but I could be wrong.

What makes me laugh is that they are eager to convert people, so they go around knocking on people’s doors, chatting away, and then they offer you a magazine to help persuade and convert you…and they wanna CHARGE you for it!

Cheeky fuckers!

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 12:20

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

144,000 go to Heaven, the rest of the faithful live on in a remade Paradise on Earth.

I’ve been given copies of Wachtower twice, and neither time did they ask me to pay anything. Maybe they were politely waiting for a spontaneous donation, when I shut the door? ;)

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 13:19

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Taunty Dan wrote:

mrs h wrote:

I think they are just naiive and vulnerable people with strange beliefs and low IQs.

Mrs h, i think you’re confusing Jovo’s with Brummies again… :rolleyes:

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 13:24

#20

Taunty Dan wrote:

mrs h wrote:

The weirdest bit is that they reckon only a fixed number of people can enter Heaven (I think its 400,000 but it might be 40,000) and there are already more Jehova’s Witnesses than that, so what is the point recruiting any more? It makes no sense.

well its like weddings isn’t it? Theres always a few that don’t turn up, leaving some dinners going begging. I reckon theres probably only half that 40,000 are gonna turn up (the rest will probably be gathered around D’s house waiting for him to cough up for his mag), so all in all what i’m trying to say is you MIGHT get some free snap.

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 13:28

#21

Dennis wrote:

Maybe what it means is 144,000 will be logged in as members, the rest will be guests who are lurking or members that have their online status set to privacy.

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 13:34

#22

Taunty Dan wrote:

exactly. :p and hooch monitors the whole situation from some hi-tech tearoom in the sky.

*goes away to make childlike drawing entitled “how i fink hevven looks”*

EDIT: :eek: Maybe thats what Marja is really building?? :eek:

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 13:43

#23

Dennis wrote:

I am not sure 144, 000 will fit into Marja’s house ,nice though I am sure it will be..

But if we ARE all gonna try and fit in there, does that mean I have to fit in another bath this year? :mad:

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 13:51

#24

Taunty Dan wrote:

nah, its heaven baby! :D everyone is beautiful and smells of a freshness only an everlasting eternity of peace and fulfilment can provide.

But to be on the safe side i would, you’ll never pull else.

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 13:53

#25

Dennis wrote:

..who is Else? Is she fit?

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 13:57

#26

marja (sinner) wrote:

dennis we have a very big shower, you can stand in there. The volume of the house is 768 cubic meters. Freaks of the world, please calculate how many people would fit??

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 14:02

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rocking roxy wrote:

mrs h wrote:

I think they are just naiive and vulnerable people.

that’s a joke, no?
well, maybe some are…but you should meet the guy sitting at the other site of my room.
He’s the reason why murder should be legal! Really! I can tell you nearly everyday another story about him…
It seems that so many people already left our firm, just because of him…and many of our workers tell me, that they will kill him one day and even if they will be in prison then, but at least we others are rid of him.

I made him nearly explode (i mean really explode) by telling him, that i’m not his personal Charwoman (?) or doing his shoppings. :D
What i didn’t know by then was, that in his view woman are worth nothing…so he ran to my boss complaining, how i can say s.th like this to him…:rolleyes:…but luckily it didn’t help and he went fo the first time in 20 years on his own shopping :D

Best part of it is, actually i’m his boss…but i’m new here and he has to introduce me to everything.

But luckily the time of probation is over this month, and if nothing is happining the next few days, they will keep me here…because like i said before, i really love my job…especially when he is on vacation :D

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 14:03

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Taunty Dan wrote:

marja wrote:

dennis we have a very big shower, you can stand in there. The volume of the house is 768 cubic meters. Freaks of the world, please calculate how many people would fit??

768 cubic metres you say? Hmmm… *dons “freak” hat and namebadge and taps away at calculator*

heh heh, look: 80085! :D

ahem…anyway…by my calculations we can fit 147.36 people inside your house Marja. Which, granted, is very impressive, but is certainly not on a level the jehovah people are expecting. So i think what we should do is just make your house “womble heaven”, and you, as the homeowner, get to pick which wombles you want to spend eternity with.

*crosses fingers*

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 14:10

#29

Dennis wrote:

If i don’t make the final list, can i please be excused from being the .36 of a person that gets in?

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 14:11

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Taz94 (Tessa) wrote:

rocking roxy wrote:

I made him nearly explode (i mean really explode) by telling him, that i’m not his personal Charwoman (?) or doing his shoppings. :D
What i didn’t know by then was, that in his view woman are worth nothing…so he ran to my boss complaining, how i can say s.th like this to him…:rolleyes:…but luckily it didn’t help and he went fo the first time in 20 years on his own shopping :D

Best part of it is, actually i’m his boss…but i’m new here and he has to introduce me to everything.

Lol, so you can start making his life hell soon :)
try to make him go shopping for you, because you
are his boss :D

Posted on Wed, 18 October 2006 at 14:27

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