#32,011
mrs h wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
But I thought I’d be using the iron on the donkeys, not myself?
That was 32000 and we missed it :(
I suppose really we should just mark the 5000s now. What do you reckon?
… Yes and after he’d finished with the cheese grater he started using a pizza slicer, and then he just kept kicking you over and over again and calling you awful names …
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 14:44
#32,012
Taunty Dan wrote:
tsk, i should’ve known. Its always about sex with him. :rolleyes:
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 14:46
#32,013
mrs h wrote:
lol :D
And then he said that he was going to gut you like a fish and pour acid all over you, but D stopped him because he wanted to do it himself. And I stopped D because you owe me £50 …
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 14:56
#32,014
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: can’t…discuss…money…hurts… *keels over again* heartpills…quick
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 14:58
#32,015
Igor Belanov wrote:
This isn’t a good time to ask for a pay rise then? Or threaten to strike if we don’t get one…
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:03
#32,016
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
you must have some money or you wouldnt afford the internet
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:04
#32,017
Taunty Dan wrote:
…bastards…
*splutters*
…bleeding…me dry…
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:05
#32,018
marja (sinner) wrote:
gimmie wrote:
you must have some money or you wouldnt afford the internet
no he hasn’t, he’s using the wifi connection of his neighbour
kids these days :rolleyes: so naïve
:p
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:15
#32,019
mrs h wrote:
:rolleyes:
*passes Dan the palma violets that he believes are heart pills*
Honestly. I’ll write off the £50 this once but don’t ever ever ever expect me to darn your socks again! :mad:
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:15
#32,020
Hanne wrote:
I’m not sure if you guys are getting more nuts by the day or I’ve been away for so long I’m regaining some sanity.
:(
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:17
#32,021
marja (sinner) wrote:
quick read back a few pages, so you can get back to our normal :D
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:19
#32,022
Taunty Dan wrote:
*swallows “pills”* mmmm…sweet.
*staggers to feet*
now come on, lets drop this silly “money” talk. I’m more than prepared to pay you your own weight in flaky donkey skin. :)
*slips mrs h £200* see if you can’t get me some more of those pills please sweetheart. Magic. And mums the word, yeah? ;)
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:20
#32,023
mrs h wrote:
Hanne wrote:
I’m not sure if you guys are getting more nuts by the day or I’ve been away for so long I’m regaining some sanity.
:(
That’s definitely a sign of sanity … or an allergy to donkey juice … Would you like a heart pill?
How are you? :)
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:26
#32,024
marja (sinner) wrote:
bye all
have a lovely weekend
*waves*
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:27
#32,025
mrs h wrote:
You too, and don’t forget we love you to bits and we are all here for you :)
*waves*
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:28
#32,026
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Seeyas in a few weeks marja.
Actually best say bye all, as i best get my things together. Have a great time everyone i’m sure to check in.
*waves*
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:31
#32,027
Hanne wrote:
Hello all! Bye Marja, have a good ‘un.
I’m ok, Mrs H, got a bad cold that I can’t shake off which is a pain. I think it’s time to move off the Day Nurse and onto the Jagerbull now… How are you?
How’s everyone been?
Edit: Bye, Simon, have a fantastic time :)
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:33
#32,028
Taunty Dan wrote:
farewell marja, and bon voyage Divers, have a safe journey. :)
Fucking hell, nearly sounded like i cared then! :D
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:33
#32,029
mrs h wrote:
Bye Divers. And be careful. I hope you’ve got clean underwear on and I want you to drive very very carefully and don’t forget to look in the mirror when you are about to make some sort of manouevre and remember that the aussies will try and steal everything you own so you’d best carry a knife or some sort of gun.
And have a lovely time and take care :)
*hugs*
@Dan - don’t be such a tw**, we all know you are crying really!! :p
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:34
#32,030
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Hello all! Bye Marja, have a good ‘un.
I’m ok, Mrs H, got a bad cold that I can’t shake off which is a pain. I think it’s time to move off the Day Nurse and onto the Jagerbull now… How are you?
How’s everyone been?
Edit: Bye, Simon, have a fantastic time :)
Hello Hanne! Long time no see… *crosses fingers “please don’t ask what happened to the donkeys please don’t ask what happened to the donkeys…”*
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:35
#32,031
mrs h wrote:
Hanne wrote:
I’m ok, Mrs H, got a bad cold that I can’t shake off which is a pain. I think it’s time to move off the Day Nurse and onto the Jagerbull now… How are you?
Me too!! And I am a bit worried in real life because every single time that I have alcohol I get back pains afterwards, but when I recently …
*climbs onto pedestal to attract attention*
… DIDN’T TOUCH ALCOHOL FOR A FEW DAYS
My backache completely disappeared!!
So now I think I’m going to die OR live to an extremely miserable old age :(
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:39
#32,032
Taunty Dan wrote:
yes, but mrs h on the days you DIDN’T drink alcohol were you sleeping in bed or in a shopping trolley on asda carpark? Cos that might explain it… :D
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:42
#32,033
mrs h wrote:
F**k off :p
I seriously do think I might have damaged my kidneys :( I knew I shouln’t have let Fray Bentos sponsor my medical care :(
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:46
#32,034
Taunty Dan wrote:
:D
well the scary thing is that the same thing happened to me! But then i did used to practically be alcoholic. I just have to take it easy these days. Fortunately for me i’ve redeveloped the teenage ability of getting drunk really rather quite easily!
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:47
#32,035
mrs h wrote:
Really? :eek: Then it’s true … I have to pack in drinking. :( So what do you do now?
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:51
#32,036
Taunty Dan wrote:
heroin :D
Nah, all it was is that up to abot 4 or 5 years ago i’d be out every night. EVERY night, and completely slaughtered. These days a couple of beers in front of the telly of a weekend and the occassional night out is all i do. Yes, it sounds boring, but its my treat! :D Its just that my lifestyle was always about the pub, but my wife thingy doesn’t drink, so its completely changed my habits for the healthier. :)
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 15:57
#32,037
mrs h wrote:
lol :D
Well I am going to end up on heroin just to kill the pain in my back :(
It doesn’t really sound boring - it sounds normal. I go to the pub about 5 times a week and that really is boring. It’s just there’s nowhere else to go, and the neighbours don’t like it if we hang out on the street corners :(
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 16:04
#32,038
mrs h wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
bloody crap actually. Got blinding drunk and broke my ankle. Well, badly bruised it anyway. And fucked my knees up. Sat at home feeling sorry for myself.
Christmas 2003 !!! And you haven’t been out since? :(
lol - just realised that was when you registered. You posted it in April 2006 :mad:
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 16:08
#32,039
Taunty Dan wrote:
exactly my point!! I get dunk far too easily these days, and on the occasions i DO go out, THAT happens! :D
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 16:58
#32,040
mrs h wrote:
So which is better, cirrhosis or a ‘broken’ ankle?
I need answers!!!
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 19:11
