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#32,041

Taunty Dan wrote:

ankle.

No…wait…

Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 21:18

#32,042

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

Simple plan rawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3mo luff for you all, cus your teh sex.

Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 23:02

#32,043

mr self destruct wrote:

@ mrs h and Dan - the wagon is rolling and I reckon it’s high time you both jumped on it! :)

Posted on Sat, 4 November 2006 at 11:00

#32,044

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

gimmie wrote:

Simple plan rawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3mo luff for you all, cus your teh sex.

wtf, i cant rember postin that

Posted on Sat, 4 November 2006 at 11:20

#32,045

mrs h wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

@ mrs h and Dan - the wagon is rolling and I reckon it’s high time you both jumped on it! :)

“jumped”???!!! - Are you nuts? :p I’ll waddle along behind it whilst Dan tries to get out from under it …

Gimmie wrote:

I love you guys so much, I’ve decided that when I get a job I’m going to donate all of my wages so that you can set up a charity for woMbles in need.

And I’d love to come round and do all your washing up, mrs h, because I know how much you resent housework and how even the thought of it always ruins your weekend.

Do you remember that one, Gimmie? :)

Posted on Sat, 4 November 2006 at 15:11

#32,046

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

Dammit, dont you have daughters for that sort of stuff?

Posted on Sat, 4 November 2006 at 15:24

#32,047

mrs h wrote:

lol :D

Bless.

No. They moved out when the washing up took over their bedrooms and started breeding :(

And I don’t think my son knows where the sink is … :(

Posted on Sat, 4 November 2006 at 15:33

#32,048

mr self destruct wrote:

mrs h wrote:

“jumped”???!!! - Are you nuts? :p I’ll waddle along behind it whilst Dan tries to get out from under it

You stand in the road and block access, Dan can crawl out and deal with the driver when he stops ;)

Posted on Sat, 4 November 2006 at 19:26

#32,049

mrs h wrote:

:D

I can see your logic, but that means that I would have to start off by actually overtaking the wagon, and that’s less likely than me managing to jump on it :(

Also the wagon driver is a pensioner called Elsie. I’m not sure that Dan’s clumsy ham-fisted attempts at gaining control of the situation wouldn’t end in a fatality. He’s not as fit as he used to be, and pensioners are devious, wiley characters with very sharp pointy bits all over them.

I think it’s best if I just watch the wagon do a few laps first, before making any rash decisions ;)

Posted on Sun, 5 November 2006 at 11:15

#32,050

Lola* wrote:

this wagon needs to be stopped! why is Elsie driving it…didn’t she fail her test 17 times?

Posted on Sun, 5 November 2006 at 11:46

#32,051

mr self destruct wrote:

She has ten convictions for drink driving, but all that’s behind her now…

Posted on Sun, 5 November 2006 at 11:54

#32,052

mrs h wrote:

Ci? wrote:

this wagon needs to be stopped! why is Elsie driving it…didn’t she fail her test 17 times?

LOL :D

@Sammy - So if I wait a bit longer she might just fall off the wagon? :)

Posted on Sun, 5 November 2006 at 12:07

#32,053

mr self destruct wrote:

Yes, and you can take over the wheel…

…or join her in the gutter with a bottle :D

Posted on Sun, 5 November 2006 at 12:17

#32,054

mrs h wrote:

:D

I’m off now. I’m going to make Sunday dinner. I use the word ‘make’ in the broadest possible sense.

Have a nice day folks :)

Posted on Sun, 5 November 2006 at 12:22

#32,055

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

Takes out a firework, lights it, it just skims mrs h’s ear (dammit i missed) :(

Posted on Sun, 5 November 2006 at 13:59

#32,056

mrs h wrote:

*gives Gimmie a damn good thrashing and locks him in the naughty cupboard*

Posted on Sun, 5 November 2006 at 16:27

#32,057

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Do you remember this? :)

Apparently caffeinebomb will be back soon btw - he says he’s had to work 65 hours this week, and I think 3 of them were at Starbucks …

Posted on Sun, 5 November 2006 at 18:21

#32,058

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

im off for a while now, got school and shiz till the 22nd.

bye fellow womballs

Posted on Sun, 5 November 2006 at 23:12

#32,059

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

december not november

Posted on Sun, 5 November 2006 at 23:25

#32,060

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Morning everyone…it’s 3pm here and i have a beer in my hand..but it is pissing down with rain so i guess you can’t have it all.
Hope you are all well.:)

Posted on Mon, 6 November 2006 at 04:34

#32,061

Lola* wrote:

pity about the rain but at least it’s not english rain! hope you’re enjoying yourself…hatch any plans yet to keep that lovely baby? did she like the dress?haha

Posted on Mon, 6 November 2006 at 09:25

#32,062

mrs h wrote:

Hello flowers :)

Just to let you know that Gracious Me is now a medieval style religious monarchy.

Bags I be monarch :)

There. Now to crack on with the development of the legislative systems. Any ideas, folks?

Posted on Mon, 6 November 2006 at 12:14

#32,063

Taunty Dan wrote:

*prances around her royal highness playing the lute and singing fondly of victorious battles*

Posted on Mon, 6 November 2006 at 12:17

#32,064

Igor Belanov wrote:

You really haven’t got the hang of this have you?

The whole point of being monarch is that you make decrees and decide what happens yourself, not ask everyone else! And wait for the inevitable revolutionary bloodbath when your ideas prove unpopular.

Personally, I’d go for an anarcho-syndicalist collective myself.

Posted on Mon, 6 November 2006 at 12:17

#32,065

mrs h wrote:

*decides to have Ben shot*

*pats Dan on the head*

Right - I’m off to get a roast swan butty for lunch :) Make sure I have some more servants by the time I get back, please :)

*waves*

Posted on Mon, 6 November 2006 at 12:19

#32,066

Taunty Dan wrote:

*bows*

Posted on Mon, 6 November 2006 at 12:20

#32,067

Igor Belanov wrote:

*goes underground to launch resistance movement*

*plans to poison roast swan butty, or at least add some sauce that Mrs H doesn’t like*

Posted on Mon, 6 November 2006 at 12:29

#32,068

marja (sinner) wrote:

hi all

i want to be the princes, because I’m worth it …

Posted on Mon, 6 November 2006 at 12:33

#32,069

Dennis wrote:

Still my PC is getting mended.

Days til the customers arrive at my door with baseball bats to club me to death: 2

Posted on Mon, 6 November 2006 at 13:09

#32,070

marja (sinner) wrote:

it’s not your fault, it’s heirkracht. tell them that, they will run away afraid, very afraid :)

Posted on Mon, 6 November 2006 at 13:14

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