#31
Divers (Simon) wrote:
…after having to sell one of his Kidneys to prevent odour problems that will occur from lack of ownership of this record.
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 20:42
#32
Old twat wrote:
Fuck me Colin!!!! Is this true?
See, don’t listen to me and what happens? You are now wired up to the machine that goes ‘ping’ and, let’s face it, stink, with less bodyparts than when you first clicked on this here thread.
Better stump up the cash quick or the only useful crimbo present anyone could possibly buy you will be a hat on account of your head being the last thing any right-minded doctor would remove.
Time is of the essence Colin.
Hurry.
Posted on Sat, 16 December 2006 at 12:51
#33
CS (Colin S) wrote:
I can’t buy it. :(:(:(:(:(
Sorry if I kept you waiting.
I’ve got so much to buy :(
Colinx
Posted on Sat, 16 December 2006 at 20:58
#34
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:
Ill buy it
ill have money either xmas or a few days before it and can pay paypal.
Posted on Sat, 16 December 2006 at 22:07
#35
Old twat wrote:
Sorry gimmie, I was away being busy for a bit there. Ok then, if you want it I reckon you can have it. How much and where do you live etc? Email me at the address in the first post and we’ll leave Colin to his life of low-quality friends on account of his smell and hideous bodily deformities blah blah blah :)
Only joking Colin :0
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 08:56

#36
Old twat wrote:
Title: Oh dear.
Gimme, I’m ashamed of you :p
Leading me up the garden path like that. You remind me off that gay Phillipino couple who came to look around my gaff when I was selling it. They brought their entire friggin’ family with them, grandparents an’ all, took ages asking dull questions like, “Can you get football on the television”, and then offered me about 5k below my asking price. I was in a hurry so said yes. They then took nearly 3 months, fucking me about this way and that with solicitors letters and demands for floorplans etc only to turn around and say they wouldn’t be buying it after all on account of not liking my furniture :eek:
I kid you not.
Anyway, naughty thing that you clearly are I’m pointing you in the direction of this:-
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item … amp;ih=001
Now that’s got to be cheaper than the £20 I was asking hasn’t it. Just say ‘cheers’ and we’ll forget the trauma you’ve put me through.
Posted on Sun, 7 January 2007 at 23:24
#37
Billy Blue wrote:
You haven’t mentioned that it is a “brand new copy still sealed” on the ebay auction description. Missed opportunity if it is actually still in that condition.
Posted on Mon, 8 January 2007 at 01:28
#38
Old twat wrote:
Tis not me doing the selling Billie.
Whilst mine is of the highest quality I’m sure someone would welcome the opportunity of buying an inferior product from some stranger on an eBay auction. :)
Mine is still sealed, honest.
Posted on Mon, 8 January 2007 at 01:52
#39
stuntbelly wrote:
Yeah I bought the inferior product off ebay.
Arrived today £6.00 in mint condition. Not sealed
:D :D
Posted on Wed, 10 January 2007 at 18:23
#40
Old twat wrote:
SEE !!!!!
NOT SEALED !!!!!
The flies will be arriving to sit on you very soon I should think :)
Posted on Wed, 10 January 2007 at 22:51