#33,151
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
The picture didn’t really go with the article, though, did it D? The article was about Dan’s herb garden.
Dan’s herb garden isn’t like other herb gardens.
Quote (author unknown):
In fact I have received several complaints from subscribers to your magazine regarding your “dangerous and arguably psychotic approach to both photography and journalism”.
It’s lucky I gave them your address and not mine, then, isn’t it?
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 13:50
#33,152
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
But the homeless seem very keen to meet you. Well they said, “RAAAAAAAAAARGGH HNNNNNNNNNKUNKCHICKEN.” I take this as a promising sign.
*nods proudly* That’s my barmy army.
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 13:51
#33,153
Taunty Dan wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Dan’s herb garden isn’t like other herb gardens.
thats not strictly true…although admittedly most folk don’t tend to grow their herbs on their body…
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 13:51
#33,154
mrs h wrote:
I didn’t know mushrooms were herbs…
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 14:00
#33,155
Taunty Dan wrote:
…i didn’t know you were looking *blushes*
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 14:03
#33,156
mrs h wrote:
I wasn’t! :eek: *blushes*
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 14:07
#33,157
Taunty Dan wrote:
well how did you know??!!! :eek:
Oh, wait, maybe you saw my brochure…?
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 14:10
#33,158
mrs h wrote:
I saw the hoarding on the M62 …
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 14:22
#33,159
Taunty Dan wrote:
that wasn’t a hoarding. That was a personal appearance. :( D said it would “maximise our sales potential” if folk could put a face to the product.
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 14:27
#33,160
mrs h wrote:
I think that was ill advised. Most people don’t want to put a face to a mushroom foo-yung, it’s a bit disturbing …
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 14:31
#33,161
Taunty Dan wrote:
i’m merely the product, D’s the one with the business sass.
I miss being a Lord with a butler. :(
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 14:38
#33,162
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
‘ass.’ I have a business ass. Don’t you forget it.
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 14:40
#33,163
Taunty Dan wrote:
i’ve a feeling I’M your business ass. :mad:
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 14:51
#33,164
mrs h wrote:
Now be honest Dan, is it a feeling or more a sort of desperate burning desire?
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 15:15
#33,165
Taunty Dan wrote:
theres no desire there mrs h. That particular flame died out long ago. :(
Well, long before my legend ever will, at least.
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 15:27
#33,166
mrs h wrote:
Your leg end is on fire??!! :eek:
*throws water all over Dan’s legs*
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 15:35
#33,167
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: WATCH THE HERBS!!!!
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 15:41
#33,168
mrs h wrote:
*stares in horror as Dan becomes a big dripping wet triffid thing*
Sorry :(
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 15:50
#33,169
caffeinebomb wrote:
Cuchulain wrote:
Anyone have a really , really good remedie for a hangover ?
Christmas drinks from work last night , of the beer and tequila kind.
In a bad way today , esp the head.
Terrible taste in mouth.
Smell of alcohol.
Tried all the usual stuff already and to no avail.
Need help.
Urgently.
sorry for the sloth in my reply.
Ibuprofen - it’s a pain killer and also an anti-inflammatory so it stops your brain swelling and makes the head hurt less. Good Strong Tea (about 3 pints of.) English Breakfast - for which about 5 different animals must have perished to settle that heaving stomach. Chocolate to release endorphins into your brain, nature’s painkiller. Masturbation, for 2 reasons
1) that feeling you get afterwards where everything in the world is suddenly a lot better
2) no need to change the daily routine just for a hangover now is there?
Posted on Fri, 15 December 2006 at 19:56
#33,170
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Herbs & Hangovers what a combo!!
I just don’t bother drinking before midnight on a proper night out now - because I can’t drink much anymore.
But hey if you can - I’m not going to tell you off.
@Dan - When are due to harvast your “crop”?
Posted on Sat, 16 December 2006 at 21:27
#33,171
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (I would set Myself On Fire For You) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 16 December 2006 at 22:11
#33,172
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
@ Gimme - I just read 3 pages back.
Posted on Sat, 16 December 2006 at 22:15
#33,173
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (I would set Myself On Fire For You) wrote:
But i have a life, someone fill me in, i have like 100 pages to catch up on.
Posted on Sat, 16 December 2006 at 22:24
#33,174
caffeinebomb wrote:
Gracious Me is now a sprawling corporate empire headed up by me and known internationally as Obonobo.
Taunty Dan is locked in the Attic growing Chewbacca-like fur and producing wild mushrooms which we are selling for cash and Colin? is pregnant with Divers lovechild.
What have you been up to?
Posted on Sat, 16 December 2006 at 23:11
#33,175
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (I would set Myself On Fire For You) wrote:
gettiung drunk, headbanging and smoking the wacky backy, oh and i had exams in school as well, now i have 4 weeks off :) (well 3 one of them has already passed)
Posted on Sat, 16 December 2006 at 23:13
#33,176
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Posted on Sun, 17 December 2006 at 13:16
#33,177
Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:
Quote (author unknown):
And also a Robot :)
Posted on Sun, 17 December 2006 at 19:39
#33,178
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (I would set Myself On Fire For You) wrote:
I am not a robot.
I am a mainframe.
:D
Posted on Sun, 17 December 2006 at 19:42
#33,179
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Title: Memo
Mr Bomb, I would like to see you in my office first thing, regarding your future with Gracious Me.In the meantime I would like you to give particular thought as to why you did not promote the ‘Gracious Me’ hangover cure when you had a clear obligation to do so under clause 779324556 of your employment contract.
If you wish to keep your 6 figure salary, I expect you to put this company first AT ALL TIMES :mad:
Do I make myself understood?
@ Cuchulain - Gracious Me cannot accept any responsibility should you go blind as a result of taking Mr Bomb’s advice. Please accept a jar of our proprietary brand hangover cure as a gesture of goodwill :)
Posted on Sun, 17 December 2006 at 19:43
#33,180
Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:
:o Surely this thread merits some kind of lifetime acchievement award ?
The Rolling Stones are getting best newcomers at The Brits 2007 :D
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Posted on Sun, 17 December 2006 at 19:46
