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Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
:D
:Cuchulain - sorry, I lost it, here you go. Try to drink it all at once :)
That gunk Hanne, Ci? and I invented to cure a hangover
@Squall - *looks in handbook* ‘Gracious Me is not a thread, it is a way of life and a home from home and thus it was, and is and shall always be, until some day our lady saviour shall return and be as a queen amongst mortals (a regal queen, not one like Dan or Dennis) and assure us of a life eternal in the City of WoM for as long as we worship the great Gav. Amen’
*quickly baptises Squall and Gimme before they have a chance to get a look at the rest of the handbook*
Posted on Sun, 17 December 2006 at 20:00
#33,182
Cuchulain wrote:
Thanks a mill , Hooch’s mum , that did the trick.
So what has everyone been up to this weekend ?
Over here I celebrated my birthday on Saturday ( hooray hooray ). Out for an early bird dinner with the gf and then to the greyhound races with my gang.
Won some serious money at the races , not that much of it was left when coming home though.
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 13:11
#33,183
Viirkokka wrote:
I went paintballing yesterday and kicked an insane amount of ass, 12 kills to 1 death :D
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 13:28
#33,184
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Saturday had family over and got dragged shopping by my 15 year old cousin.
Yesterday had more family over for christmas/pre birthday meal + piss up. I ended up getting very drunk… I don’t think i insulted anyone this year and if i did then fuck ‘em they should be used to it by now. So am feeling a bit rough today, but did just have my eyes tested and i have perfect sight so i’m at least happy about that!
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 14:48
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Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
*quickly baptises Squall and Gimme before they have a chance to get a look at the rest of the handbook*
:eek: Fuck Baptism !! God can go fuck himself.
+ I hope this Thread gets up to 1666 pages by xmas :D
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 14:54
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (jane doe) wrote:
SATAN IS AN ANAGRAM OF SANTA
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:03
#33,187
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
:eek: GRANT IS AN ANAGRAM OF GNAT WITH AN R IN THERE SOMEHWERE !!!!!!
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:06
#33,188
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (jane doe) wrote:
racecar backwards is racecar
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:08
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Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
If you rearrange Tupac Shakur, you get Blatantly not dead rapper cashing in on fake death by releasing album after album of new material from beyond the ” grave “. And by grave I mean ” secret studio “.
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:10
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (jane doe) wrote:
you leave my man tupak out of this dawg.
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:11
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Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
I’ll leave Nobody out of nothing , ahem…DOG
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:12
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (jane doe) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:16
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Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
I do believe my comment about that ticket is the funniest thing anyone has ever said ever.
But some people believe in God.
:D
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:18
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (jane doe) wrote:
Charlie:18 Dec 2006 15:12
RE: Your haircut dude… Are you DREADING IT :D hehehehe
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:19
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Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:20
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Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
Page 1660 HERE WE COME !!! :D
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:25
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (jane doe) wrote:
Gracious me does not go by page number but number of posts instead.
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:28
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Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
Bottom Right corner says otherwise :D
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:35
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Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
ITS GOTTA HAPPEN SOON ! :eek:
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:35
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mrs h wrote:
Stop mucking about in my thread! What do you think it is? a playground?
@ Squall - you don’t have to believe in God, you have to believe in Gav, and I think you would have a job on disputing His existence…
@ Gimme - I don’t mind if people count pages or posts or whatever, but we only have speeches on the significant thousands :)
NOW WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY GMers?? :mad:
*looks under the patio*
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 15:55
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Taunty Dan wrote:
where you been????? the nasty boys have been in and made a mess. :eek:
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 16:00
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mrs h wrote:
Nasty boys?
*looks at Dan*
*looks at chocolate wrappers all over the floor*
*looks at chocolate all over Dan’s fingers and round his mouth*
*looks at surprisingly bare tree*
Still, at least you’re not under the patio :) Now have you got any idea what has happened to everyone else?
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 16:06
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Taunty Dan wrote:
everyone else…?
Ummm…noooo… :rolleyes:
*discreetly hides the wrappers which contained Divers, Dennis, Marja, Hooch, Caffeinebomb, and D*
Nobody ate nobody. I mean nothing. Nothing ate nobod…i mean nobody aint anybody nor nothing.
Nor they didn’t.
*belches*
*blushes*
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 16:11
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mrs h wrote:
I’ve invited all the Wombles for a big Christmas celebration so I hope they show up soon. Ci? and Hanne are going to prepare a feast, and i thought you could do those dance routines you did last year when divers did that thing in a codpiece with a horse :)
edit: I’m glad to see your herbs have dropped off, btw - I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before the fungus withers :)
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 16:16
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Taunty Dan wrote:
it didn’t drop off, i sold it all! And i’m using the proceeds to buy all the GMers a transformer that turns from a robot into a piece of mouldy fruit and back. And i’m also giving away the last few boxes of Donkey flakes before the production line closes forever. :(
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 16:26
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mrs h wrote:
Why oh why oh why in the name of all that is good and holy did you have to choose this moment to remind me about the donkey flakes? I feel sick now :mad:
Are you quite sure they’re not horribly out of date?
Thinking of donkey flakes I had quite a horrible experience on Saturday in real life. Me and my chap went back to my house on Saturday morning and something smelled absolutely foul - bad enough that I thought the cat had crapped in the dining room, so I searched all over the place and couldn’t find anything. we decide to shift the cupboard to look underneath it and found the stinking fetid corpse of a baby rat. Don’t get me wrong, I love the cat but sometimes…
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 16:45
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Taunty Dan wrote:
*tries…desperately…not…to…vomit…*
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 16:47
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mrs h wrote:
Think how we felt! My bloke is a vegetarian which he used as an excuse to not be the one that had to pick it up, and whilst I was trying to sweep it onto some newspaper all this foul smelling gas kept escaping from it until it went flat. I had to pour patchouli all over the radiator to get rid of the smell, which took hours …
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 16:53
#33,209
Taunty Dan wrote:
i don’t even know who Pat Chouli is. :( But i’m assuming she smells nice.
Anyhoo, gotta go mrs h.
Be cool, now. Y’hear?
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 17:00
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mrs h wrote:
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 17:04
