#33,211
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
mrs h wrote:
we… found the stinking fetid corpse of a baby rat.
I hope this bears no relation to the fact that you told me Christmas dinner was ‘sorted’.
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 18:58
#33,212
mrs h wrote:
What bear?!!! :eek:
Are you calling me a chav? :mad:
:p
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 19:23
#33,213
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
No, that’s Boxing Day’s Rat-a-tooie sorted. Christmas Day will be the twenty frogs the cat brought in last week. :D
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 19:25
#33,214
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
mrs h - would you rather be a snob then?? :p
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 19:26
#33,215
mrs h wrote:
Yes, he’s always bringing the damned French home :mad:
Anyway must dash - Happy Birthday for the morrow Divers me old chap! :)
*waves very dramatically and falls over backwards*
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 19:28
#33,216
mrs h wrote:
The Auto Surgeon wrote:
mrs h - would you rather be a snob then?? :p
yeah but no but yeah but …
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 19:28
#33,217
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
mrs h - whatever you want to be, we wouldn’t want you to change!! ;)
Well, maybe a bit nicer about the Welsh. But that’s a very small change. :D
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 19:41
#33,218
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I’ve invited all the Wombles for a big Christmas celebration so I hope they show up soon.
Um why diddnt i get an invite then if you invited ‘all’ the wombles
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 20:36
#33,219
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
It’s not like a normal invite. It’s less R.S.V.P amd more ‘where do you think you’re going? Sit back down this instant. :mad: ‘
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 22:39
#33,220
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 22:46
#33,221
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
You still don’t get it: It’s not about people with invites being let in, it’s about people not being let out. It’s that kind of a do.
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 22:49
#33,222
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
Im seeing skindred on friday, they have a song that goes “nobody, nobody gets out alive” that reminds me of gracious me ever so slightly.
Posted on Mon, 18 December 2006 at 22:51
#33,223
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Well if you do get out - send us a postcard ok? :D
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 06:03
#33,224
mrs h wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
It’s not like a normal invite. It’s less R.S.V.P amd more ‘where do you think you’re going? Sit back down this instant. :mad: ‘
:D
Actually that’s not really your invitation D, it’s your asbo, I just didn’t know how to break the news to you. Your real invitation is under the clock. In a sealed envelope. With ‘Gimme’ written on the front.
@ Gimme - bloody hell you look just like Andy Cairns!
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 08:30
#33,225
Viirkokka wrote:
If that’s Gimmie in the picture.. is his real name Cedrick? He looks just like someone I know.. suspicious!!!
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 08:54
#33,226
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Morning thanks for your birthday wishes.. Mrs H i sorry i threatened the choir with physical violence unless they started singing a medley of Napalm Death songs so i’m happy now.. so if you hear some grunting from the other room youn know what it is.
Cheers for the Present it looks really cool:) Today is still early but going well, had a nice text from Tinne and a few minutes into my birthday last night i got a lovely birthday message from the most drunk girl in the universe:)
You all okay today?
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 09:08
#33,227
mrs h wrote:
:) Well I hope you are having a lovely day!
@ Viirkokka - yes, Gimme’s real name is Cedric Horace leslie Wolfenden-Smythe :)
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 11:14
#33,228
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
but you can call me grant ;)
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 11:40
#33,229
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Divers wrote:
a few minutes into my birthday last night i got a lovely birthday message from the most drunk girl in the universe:)
Out on the piss were you, mother? :mad:
:o
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 11:42
#33,230
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
I hate when my mother goes out on the piss, do you hooch? my mum always has a go at me wen i come in wrecked but when she does it its a different story :mad:
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 11:56
#33,231
mrs h wrote:
I most certainly was not! I was at the W.I.
Flower arranging.
:mad:
*crosses fingers*
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 12:20
#33,232
Taunty Dan wrote:
Were they this kind of flowers?
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 12:48
#33,233
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
lol, I dont think thats the kind of stuff that a sophisticated mature women like Mrs H would get involved in.
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 12:50
#33,234
mrs h wrote:
Maybe.
And maybe I arranged them into 12 rows of 8 and then drank them :( *blushes*
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 12:50
#33,235
mrs h wrote:
gimmie wrote:
lol, I dont think thats the kind of stuff that a sophisticated mature women like Mrs H would get involved in.
:)
And then again, maybe I didn’t! :p
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 12:51
#33,236
Taunty Dan wrote:
:D
I think Gimme’s coming on to you Mrs H! :D
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 12:53
#33,237
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
meh mrs h knows im not that type of guy, we’ve had the disscussion about what team i bat for anyway so she knows she can trust me as im not intrested
:rolleyes:
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 12:54
#33,238
mrs h wrote:
Of course I can trust Gimmie! I’m not so sure about you, though Dan - not now that I know you have been following me :mad:
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 13:05
#33,239
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 13:11
#33,240
Taunty Dan wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Of course I can trust Gimmie! I’m not so sure about you, though Dan - not now that I know you have been following me :mad:
oh come on now, you KNOW i’m following you. Why else would you be trailing a string of sausages behind you?? :mad:
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 13:44
