#33,361
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I don’t think she was thinking of gastroenteritis when she said it!
:D
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 16:52
#33,362
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Or on the other hand…
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 16:53
#33,363
Taunty Dan wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Hey! You’re just stealing my ‘Twelve Eggyapostle Soldiers’ idea, aren’t you? :mad:
*looks sadly at homemade ‘Stomachward Eggy Soldiers’ poster* :(
*looks sadly at d looking sadly at homemade ‘stomachward eggy soldiers poster*
do you honestly believe if i’d ever heard of this eggy concoction i’d
a) tell people about it or
b) try to replicate it?
Your eggy experiments have long been the bane of our relationship, d. :(
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 16:56
#33,364
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
i’m saying nothing son. Its in the hands of the company Lawyer. Or, as he’s better known, Dennis.
Si’s ‘lucky 50p’ (as he lieks to call it) is in Den’s hands? Why? WHY?
:eek:
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 16:56
#33,365
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
*looks sadly at d looking sadly at homemade ‘stomachward eggy soldiers poster*
do you honestly believe if i’d ever heard of this eggy concoction i’d
a) tell people about it or
b) try to replicate it?
Your eggy experiments have long been the bane of our relationship, d. :(
You’re just trying to cheer me up…
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 16:57
#33,366
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Si’s ‘lucky 50p’ (as he lieks to call it) is in Den’s hands? Why? WHY?
:eek:
Well i will owe him the 50p as legal fees, with it being money and all and not a penis like you are making out.. you sick weirdo!
This isn’t some kind of carry on film.. *adopts a sid james laugh*
hahahahaha..ooh matron
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 16:59
#33,367
Hanne wrote:
Happy mid-week children!
Everyone ok?
I try to escape but I keep getting dragged back into GM…
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:00
#33,368
Taunty Dan wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
You’re just trying to cheer me up…
come on now silly, you know me. :( You know i’d never do that. :)
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:01
#33,369
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Divers wrote:
Well i will owe him the 50p as legal fees, with it being money and all and not a penis like you are making out.. you sick weirdo!
I don’ t know what you’re implying. :o
*puts ‘change’ back in ‘wallet’*
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:01
#33,370
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I hanne cheers for the text last night..very sweet. I had a god days, didn’t get hammered but had lots of fun:)
You okay?
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:02
#33,371
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Hanne wrote:
I try to escape but I keep getting dragged back into GM…
Don’t feel bad, the exact same thing happens to light.
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:02
#33,372
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
come on now silly, you know me. :( You know i’d never do that. :)
You sweet-talker, you.
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:02
#33,373
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Happy mid-week children!
Everyone ok?
I try to escape but I keep getting dragged back into GM…
Noooo!!! you turn up JUST as Divers calls for Matron (classic comedy timing! :D) and just as i’m out the door!! So i’ll be very brief: How are you? Where you been? what you doing for xmas? Anything to report? etc etc.
*grabs coat*
Bye folks!!!
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:03
#33,374
Hanne wrote:
Hello all! I am well, enjoying 6 weeks off uni. Been in Birmingham without net since October. Now back in Nottingham for a bit. Everything is going well. I have however ruled out hairdresser as a potential career as the boyfriend let me shave half his hair off into a mohawk and bleach and dye the rest of it blue.
When drunk.
He’s not amazingly pleased with me…
I’ve missed this place :(
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:10
#33,375
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Well that was a good way to wake up after a mental hangover - reading the last 6 pages of GM!! :(
Hanne - how bad can you make a mohawk? Whatever career you want, go for it, don’t let little set backs stop you.
Divers - Good luck in court with the “I was holding my lucky fifty pence piece” line. And please don’t laugh like Sid James, it’ll mean that someone will go for some Terry Thomas lines. :)
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:22
#33,376
Hanne wrote:
Well hairdresser has never been anywhere near my list to be honest, I know what disgusting hair people actually have! I’m concentrating on the psychology thing for the time being with a sideline of ruining my own hair with bleach and pink hair dye…
Glad you had a good birthday Simon!
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:32
#33,377
Divers (Simon) wrote:
The Auto Surgeon wrote:
Divers - Good luck in court with the “I was holding my lucky fifty pence piece” line.
But it’s not a line it’s true.. otherwise i would have said “I was holding my cock” if you can’t tell the difference then you might need to see a doctor or get a book out from the library.
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:40
#33,378
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Fair enough. You could practice your psychology on some of the WOM resident - if the prospect doesn’t scare you too much. :(
I can’t complain about the hair thing - the only colours I haven’t dyed my hair is green & blue. The next step for me is baldness, starting to get a nice little crown developing.
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:41
#33,379
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
D - the next question would be “Why were you holding a 50 pence coin to closly survey the cracks around your window?” Surely it would be costing a lot more than 50p? :p
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:43
#33,380
Divers (Simon) wrote:
BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING LUCKY WHY ELSE WOULD I BE HOLDING THE FUCKING THING!!!… given not that lucky as i was caught… but i didn’t know that at the time.:rolleyes:
Right I’m off seeyas all later.
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:48
#33,381
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 17:53
#33,382
mr self destruct wrote:
So there’s a big D and a little d on the WoM now, nice :)
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:17
#33,383
mrs h wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Don’t feel bad, the exact same thing happens to light.
:D
Hi Hanne - we missed you too! x
@ Divers - Calm down for crying out loud, you’ll give yourself an ulcer!
:AS - I died my hair blue once, but it went green. It looked bloody awful!! Also you’re confusing things - D is Misanthropologist …
Right, I’m off to the pub :)
*waves*
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:17
#33,384
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:20
#33,385
Divers (Simon) wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
So there’s a big D and a little d on the WoM now, nice :)
Don’t you bloody start!.. anyway i should be S or Si or something?
I’ve only just got Mrs H to stop calling me Divers in real life I don’t want people adding more names and letters into the mix.
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:23
#33,386
mr self destruct wrote:
Any of your name options are preferable to my “Sammikins” ;)
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:30
#33,387
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Can’t argue there…Sammikins:D
I noticed she wasn’t to keen on us calling her Norm… even though it was meant in an affectionate way!
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:35
#33,388
mr self destruct wrote:
Don’t include me in this - I’ve only ever called her “Grandma Crayfish or whatever her name is” :)
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:37
#33,389
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
mrs h - Thank you for clearing that up for me. :(
Divers - I apologise for confusing things. :(
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:39
#33,390
Divers (Simon) wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Don’t include me in this - I’ve only ever called her “Grandma Crayfish or whatever her name is” :)
Okay maybe that was just me then… still If he(norm) wasn’t a man it would be quite fitting… always here… spends a bit of time in the pub… this thread is a place where everyone knows your name.;)
AS- no problem mate:)
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:40
