#33,391
mr self destruct wrote:
A bit of time in the pub? Are we talking about the same mrs h? ;)
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:41
#33,392
Divers (Simon) wrote:
well.. okay, gets their post delivered to the pub.
I take it that’s more than a bit then?
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:43
#33,393
mr self destruct wrote:
Dunno, we’ll find out when she gets in…
…from the pub ;)
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 20:48
#33,394
caffeinebomb wrote:
Hanne wrote:
I have however ruled out hairdresser as a potential career as the boyfriend let me shave half his hair off into a mohawk and bleach and dye the rest of it blue.
*crack - shatter, tinkling of little splinters on the floor*
Sounds like my heart breaking into tiny little pieces. I’ll never love again :(
*looks at mrs h*
hey baby, how you doin’? Are those Doc Martens or CAT’s?
@the rest of you - don’t you think it’s a teensy wee bit fucking late now to be unveiling the Obonobo Christmas range? Talk about locking the stable door after the horse has bolted - Jesus
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 22:17
#33,395
Hanne wrote:
Boyfriends come and go.
Sexually perverse stalkers are around forever :)
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 23:06
#33,396
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
:D
Hi Hanne - we missed you too! x
@ Divers - Calm down for crying out loud, you’ll give yourself an ulcer!
:AS - I died my hair blue once, but it went green. It looked bloody awful!! Also you’re confusing things - D is Misanthropologist …
No, you’re confusing things: I’m ‘d’, and ‘D’ is Dan. And also Dennis. And now Simon… :D Hope this clears things up for everyone.
And I’ve had my hair dyed black, and purple, but I’ve forgotten why everyone is announcing such things. Is it important? *worries*
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 23:12
#33,397
caffeinebomb wrote:
Hanne wrote:
Boyfriends come and go.
Sexually perverse stalkers are around forever :)
You’re not wrong there
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 23:19
#33,398
Igor Belanov wrote:
Divers wrote:
… this thread is a place where everyone knows your name.;)
Quite right D.
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 09:09
#33,399
Taunty Dan wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Right, I’m off to the pub :)
*waves*
Good morning. :) So…how was the pub?
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 09:13
#33,400
mrs h wrote:
It was fine :) I hadn’t seen it for ages so we had a lot of catching up to do. I was a bit disappointed that it hadn’t bought me a gift though, after we’ve been through so much together :(
Morning folks! :)
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 09:52
#33,401
Dennis wrote:
Morning mrs h, ma’am.
*bows*
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 09:55
#33,402
mrs h wrote:
:D
*gives Dennis a medal and a certificate*
*and a smart red uniform and a sword*
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:02
#33,403
Igor Belanov wrote:
That sword looks suspiciously like a rusty letter opener…
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:09
#33,404
Dennis wrote:
*stands outside the Palace next to Peter Andre and Eric Clapton to have photo taken by the press*
*answers press questions:*
..um, yes, I did get to talk to her, I think I just said “Hello it is nice to be here” or something wet like that, I just went to jelly, to be honest…Sorry?..Oh well, she said she’d heard of me, but I think she was just being polite, to be honest. I gave her a signed Bandykoot T shirt which she handed to her servant, but I expect she’ll wear it on her next tour of Canada or New Zealand or something like that…
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:09
#33,405
mrs h wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
That sword looks suspiciously like a rusty letter opener…
That’s because where you live is so posh that you would easily mistake a piece of hand-crafted parisian silverwork for a rusty letter opener. Dennis is happy and so am I. And so should you be - that signed Bandycoot T-shirt really suits you :)
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:13
#33,406
Dennis wrote:
It is NOT rusty, it is “authentically aged for that vintage look” :rolleyes:
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:15
#33,407
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Good morning everyone… I’m awake before midday..on a work day..go me!!
How are you all?:)
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:19
#33,408
Taunty Dan wrote:
Oh, i see, handing out erm…”knighthoods” (i’m assuming thats what it is?) to all and sundry now, eh?
I feel like Ringo to Dennis’s Mccartney. :(
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:20
#33,409
Igor Belanov wrote:
mrs h wrote:
That’s because where you live is so posh that you would easily mistake a piece of hand-crafted parisian silverwork for a rusty letter opener. Dennis is happy and so am I. And so should you be - that signed Bandycoot T-shirt really suits you :)
It seems to be signed by Adolf Hitler…and what’s that other name…*reads* ‘Robbie Williams’…aaargh, it just gets worse!
And people in Halton don’t use any old sword. Duelling only takes place with the sabre and the epee.
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:20
#33,410
mrs h wrote:
I thought an epee was a type of pigmy goat? :mad:
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:26
#33,411
Dennis wrote:
I thought it was a short album or a long single…?
:(
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:29
#33,412
Taunty Dan wrote:
so…they only duel to a 5 track single? Thats pretty short. :( I’d expect at LEAST a long player. Or maybe a double live album. Like Michael Schenker’s One Night In Budokan.
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:32
#33,413
mrs h wrote:
Dennis wrote:
I thought it was a short album or a long single…?
:(
:D
:eek: A 45??? He means a gun!!
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:32
#33,414
mrs h wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
so…they only duel to a 5 track single? Thats pretty short. :( I’d expect at LEAST a long player. Or maybe a double live album. Like Michael Schenker’s One Night In Budokan.
I think they only listen to classic FM in Halton, so they probably use an oven timer or something instead of a record :)
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:35
#33,415
Dennis wrote:
An oven timer!
>PING!<
OK so we have one man dead and one man victorious in shaming the man who dared to call him out in public, who can now stand proud, honour intact…
…even better my jam tarts have come out a treat, ooooh look at them! Golden brown around the edges but not burnt at all, smashing! HEY! Fingers off til they have cooled down, naughty!
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:38
#33,416
mrs h wrote:
Dennis ordinarily I would be very cross with you for being sarcastic, but something has happened to my PC speakers so I needs some advice. Is it safe to take them to pieces?
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:43
#33,417
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Whats wrong with them?
what sort of speakers are they… you can take them apart, just make sure they are unplugged. YOu have a soldering iron about .. i could have a look at them when i’m next up if you want?
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:44
#33,418
Dennis wrote:
I wasn’t being sarcastic, I like the idea of the oven timer. And what’s wrong with my tarts?!
:mad:
Is it safe to take them apart…? God knows, I haven’t the foggiest. I break PCs, not mend them, sorry!
If they aren’t plugged into anything I would imagine it is safe but check it doesn’t say anything on the back about not opening them or risk of electric shock first!
99 times out of 100 with speakers like that it is a loose connection in the speaker wires, so see if anything has come loose like that.
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:46
#33,419
mrs h wrote:
Divers wrote:
Whats wrong with them?
what sort of speakers are they… you can take them apart, just make sure they are unplugged.
That was really weird - I was quoting you and then I got your edit in my post even though I hadn’t seen it. :S
One of them was cutting out and making crackling noises but then both the small speakers stopped working so I only have the bass speaker and it sounds like I’m listening to stuff from under a duvet …
*realises how dark it is*
*puts duvet back*
*blushes*
Really I just thought maybe you’re not supposed to touch them without an anti static mat or something, but now that you have both told me it is safe I will have a go :)
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:53
#33,420
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Well normal speakers that just have the audio leads going into them them don’t actually have any real electricity going through them… it’s just the audio signal making the speakers move.. you would get more of a shock off an AA battery. Powered speakers are a bit different, but if unplugged then they will be fine. Sounds like you have just got a dodgy cable going to the high end speakers.
Posted on Thu, 21 December 2006 at 10:57
