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g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:
Posted on Fri, 22 December 2006 at 19:05
#33,542
Hanne wrote:
*shoves all toast into mouth*
Now, now children. Don’t want to ruin your xmas pressies do you? Eh? EH?
Or your appetite for xmas dinner.
*goes back to preparing WOM-mas*
*pushes buttons down on 500 toasters*
*whips butterminions*
Posted on Fri, 22 December 2006 at 19:27
#33,543
Simon (Simon) wrote:
gimmie wrote:
To be honest mate your looking a bit like a girl i would get rid of the eyeliner and the boobs… but i still don’t think your going to get served at the bar.
Posted on Fri, 22 December 2006 at 19:37
#33,544
caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:
gimmie wrote:
My ideas
1) Go to an extremely small country pub where the barmaid will neither want to know nor care about how old you are.
2) Go with an older group of people and buy rounds to appear less suspicious
3) Give up now - especially if you plan on drinking in a big chain pub as they will be creacking down on an unprecedented level today,
4) Ride the luck-donkey through the queue, pick on the youngest, crappest and most scared-looking 18 year old barmaid - it’s her 1st day, it’s Mad Friday and she’s been on her feet 9 hours already - smile sweetly at her and add the words “and yours” at the end and hope her boss is nowhere to be seen.
Posted on Fri, 22 December 2006 at 19:56
#33,545
msd wrote:
gimmie wrote:
Maybe you should change clothes before going in the pub?
Posted on Fri, 22 December 2006 at 20:13
#33,546
g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:
it wernt a pub it was a gig hall, and i had fun without any alchol or drugs :)
Posted on Sat, 23 December 2006 at 00:37
#33,547
mrs h wrote:
Hanne wrote:
*shoves all toast into mouth*
Now, now children. Don’t want to ruin your xmas pressies do you? Eh? EH?
Or your appetite for xmas dinner.
*goes back to preparing WOM-mas*
*pushes buttons down on 500 toasters*
*whips butterminions*
LOL :D
Butterminions, I love it! :D
I think the toast is on fire though …
Posted on Sat, 23 December 2006 at 15:58
#33,548
mrs h wrote:
:rolleyes:
Ok, I’ll do it myself.
*throws water over toasters*
*turns into spiky blue thing covered in soot*
Posted on Sun, 24 December 2006 at 12:41
#33,549
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
calm down mrs h, you don’t want to have a heart attack & spend christmas in hospital now do you? So think of how happy your grandaughter will be with the things you got her.
Just sit back & enjoy your (or hanne’s) butterminions.
(spiky blue thing - that was my last dates attitude!! :( )
Posted on Sun, 24 December 2006 at 13:31
#33,550
caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:
Wishing a very merry Christmas to all the residents of the good ship Obonobo (formerly Gracious Me)
Posted on Sun, 24 December 2006 at 18:23
#33,551
mrs h wrote:
Mr Bomb - for the last time, one trip to the Gold Coast doesn’t mean you can just start changing the names of everything whenever you feel like it. And regarding your latest email, no - I won’t call you Phyllis. At least not whilst you are still pre-op.
Happy New Year, GMers :) xx
@AS - I hope she’ll be happy … I adopted her an oran-utan from the WWF, but I got a letter confirming the adoption and they said that as he is nearly 5 he will probably bugger off into the wilderness quite soon so they might not be able to keep tabs on him!! I’m thinking of involving trading standards :mad:
Posted on Tue, 26 December 2006 at 12:46
#33,552
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Sorry to barge in… mum, will you tell Bunj he’s being collected at 2pm or thereabouts? Ta xxx
Posted on Tue, 26 December 2006 at 13:07
#33,553
g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I adopted her an oran-utan from the WWFinvolving trading standards :mad:
Wow a wrestling monkey.
Was its name the rock?
Posted on Tue, 26 December 2006 at 13:12
#33,554
mrs h wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Sorry to barge in… mum, will you tell Bunj he’s being collected at 2pm or thereabouts? Ta xxx
Done :)
@Gimmie - :D She’d love that, wouldn’t she?!
It’s called Etin. Apparently.
Posted on Tue, 26 December 2006 at 13:20
#33,555
g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:
So if i see a new wrestler called Ethin i’ll know where he came from :)
maybe we should open Gracious Me Championship Wrestling
or GMCW for short
Posted on Tue, 26 December 2006 at 13:24
#33,556
mrs h wrote:
I’d just slaughter everybody, I used to be a professional wrestler :)
You’ll know him if you see him, he’s well cute! :D
Etin
Posted on Tue, 26 December 2006 at 13:30
#33,557
g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:
Posted on Tue, 26 December 2006 at 13:33
#33,558
Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:
Just posting to wish everyone a fucking fantastic new year and that I’m dead yet and hi mrs h
Posted on Tue, 26 December 2006 at 18:27
#33,559
g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:
Posted on Tue, 26 December 2006 at 20:33
#33,560
Squall wrote:
At 1776 pages, I reckon this thread should get some kind of Independence. :P
Posted on Tue, 26 December 2006 at 23:55
#33,561
g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:
at 1776 pages i reckon this thread should get deleted and we should all move on with our lives…
Posted on Wed, 27 December 2006 at 11:14
#33,562
mrs h wrote:
On my display it is 1677 pages. I think perhaps Gimmie should get deleted :mad:
Also as Gracious Me makes up more than a third of the whole Chit Chat forum it would be a bit silly to delete it, don’t you think?
@Squall - I think it sort of does have independence, in the same sort of way that bindweed does. You know what I mean - a sort of uncontained organic spiralling out of control that suffocates everything it comes close to and can’t be killed!
Hello Pipster! Happy New Year :D
Posted on Wed, 27 December 2006 at 13:39
#33,563
Poque Mahone wrote:
Mmm…Hi!
It has been a long time. How´s everybody? I´m hurry all the time and the problem is that there´s no internet in the forest I´ve been hiding(some might say working). But I still have my nice,powerful,loudish lover called Stihl, that german beauty:)
Posted on Thu, 28 December 2006 at 07:11
#33,564
mrs h wrote:
:D
Hello Poque - I missed you :)
No Internet in the forest? :eek: What kind of barbaric organisation are you working for? :p
I see you’re getting more attached to Stihl every day - just remember, whatever happens DON’T KISS HER!!!
:D
Posted on Thu, 28 December 2006 at 11:56
#33,565
Poque Mahone wrote:
Oh, you´ve missed me..Sweet:)
I only dare to kiss my love while she is sleeping.
Posted on Thu, 28 December 2006 at 12:46
#33,566
mrs h wrote:
I should hope so! Heaven help you if you turned her on!! :p
How’s the acing going btw? Do you still do any, or has the band taken over your life?
Posted on Thu, 28 December 2006 at 12:49
#33,567
Poque Mahone wrote:
:D
Yes she might be a killer lover while getting hot..
If you mean acting, our group just signed two years contract doing improvisation shows in that bar Juttutupa in Helsinki where we have done it a year now. Two shows in a month. You should come to see the show! I try to do my part in english then,so everybody´s laughing their asses off.
I was acting in one short movie in the summer but it wasn´t really good. I was perfect though:)
Writing music takes most of my time after work and “family”. I even bought a guitar for writing new songs. I´ve played a little ten years ago but now it feels like I haven´t done it before. My poor fingers don´t feel a thing after ten minutes lesson.
Posted on Thu, 28 December 2006 at 13:08
#33,568
Poque Mahone wrote:
Gotta go home now, after being lost in the forest so many months. Talk to you later:)
Posted on Thu, 28 December 2006 at 13:24
#33,569
mrs h wrote:
Terribly sorry, Poquers old chap! I went for a coffee and forgot to come back! Happy New Year to you though, and good luck with the Guitar! :)
Posted on Fri, 29 December 2006 at 18:32
#33,570
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Mon, 1 January 2007 at 15:44
