#33,661
Igor Belanov wrote:
Neighbours? I thought they’d fled the scene months ago?
Didn’t you hear about the big debate at the UN last week about the ‘tragic Gracious Me Refugee Problem’? Apparently it’s a bit like the Vietnamese Boat People situation except that world opinion is more sympathetic.
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 11:35
#33,662
mrs h wrote:
@ Chr1s - good stuff! If you can get them all out of the way before the guests arrive that would be perfect. If they get arsey just lock them in the kennel :)
@Igor - No, they’re still there. In the Happy Birthday thread. Twitching the curtains and poking their noses in where they’re not wanted! :mad:
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 12:05
#33,663
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Job done. I just hope the guests don’t expect to be eating bacon, what with the smell and sizzling noises coming from next door. :D
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 12:23
#33,664
mrs h wrote:
I hope not too! It took me hours to make all those cucumber sandwiches, and then Divers had the cheek to say that I was supposed to slice the cucumbers up! :mad:
The jelly is looking quite good too. I forgot to buy any so I’m using pork jelly, but I’ve filled it with angelica and dried flowers :) It looks beautiful!
I’m going to put the bowls out whilst Tinne does the “Dance of the 7 Whales”. I’m sure it will be a very good interpretation but I’m going to wear galoshes just in case.
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 12:36
#33,665
marja (sinner) wrote:
it is called “the dance of the 7 mermaids” , not whales :mad:
you think I’m fat, don’t you, that’s why you said it :(
*goes to the corner of the room to cry*
*realises divers is already in it, so tries to stand behind the door*
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 12:44
#33,666
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
mrs h wrote:
The jelly is looking quite good too. I forgot to buy any so I’m using pork jelly, but I’ve filled it with angelica and dried flowers :) It looks beautiful!
I’m glad I’m a vegetarian.
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 12:49
#33,667
mrs h wrote:
marja wrote:
it is called “the dance of the 7 mermaids” , not whales :mad:
you think I’m fat, don’t you, that’s why you said it :(
*goes to the corner of the room to cry*
*realises divers is already in it, so tries to stand behind the door*
Don’t cry, Tinne, I thought you said ‘whales’ but when I looked it up it was ‘veils’! this one :) I’ll keep the galoshes on all the same :)
*smiles proudly at Hooch*
Isn’t it just lovely?! :D
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 13:22
#33,668
marja (sinner) wrote:
My skin tone could use a little illumination (is that a word?), so i’ll have one slice please
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 13:36
#33,669
mrs h wrote:
Ok, but you need to wait until everyone gets here… Do you think they are going to turn up? :(
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 13:37
#33,670
Divers (Simon) wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Wasn’t that a bad guy/alien in Doctor Who? and Star Trek?… i’m sure a whole budget was used up on something like that.
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 13:53
#33,671
marja (sinner) wrote:
@mrs H: I think the most important people are here, so why don’t we just start.
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 14:13
#33,672
mrs h wrote:
You want to start without D?
:S
Oh what the hell!!
*puts on party hat and hands out party poppers*
Somebody put on some music! :D
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 14:20
#33,673
marja (sinner) wrote:
*sings*
brraaaaaaaaaazzziiiiiiiiiiilllll tatatataratatata taaaaaaaataaaaa
for a moment there, I thought you wrote party “poopers” :D
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 14:29
#33,674
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Only thing i could find was either a best of christmas album or classic theme tunes sang by the welsh choir of northampton.. both compiled by our dennis:)
which is it to be then?
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 14:29
#33,675
mrs h wrote:
Go with the Welsh themes … do they do a cover of ‘Everything I do’ by Bryan Adams? :)
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 14:34
#33,676
Divers (Simon) wrote:
luckily/sadly (delete as applicable) no.
You have “Liver birds”
“Man about the house”
“Dads Army”
“butterflys”
and many others.. i don’t think there is anything after 1985.
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 14:36
#33,677
mrs h wrote:
Oh well. I am getting used to being constantly discriminated against :(
I loved the Liver Birds :D
You dancing?
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 14:40
#33,678
Hanne wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Eh up Hanne, do you want milk and sugar on your meat?
Oooh, got any jam instead?
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 15:07
#33,679
mrs h wrote:
You can have the meat later - put on a hat and get yourself some luminous pork jelly :) You’re just intime for Tinne’s dance :)
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 15:11
#33,680
marja (sinner) wrote:
no, she’s not, I did it about 5 minutes ago. You didn’t notice??? :( And I did it so well
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 15:39
#33,681
mrs h wrote:
:eek: I thought you had burnt yourself getting the pizzas out of the oven :(
Sorry! Ah well…
spam and pine martin pizza anyone?
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 15:44
#33,682
marja (sinner) wrote:
but it still was a great performance, right??
I’m off for the weekend
have a nice one everybody
*waves*
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 15:46
#33,683
mrs h wrote:
The best. D will be most disappointed that he didn’t turn up to see it …
Have a good one, don’t forget your party bag!! :) x
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 15:55
#33,684
Igor Belanov wrote:
mrs h wrote:
:eek: I thought you had burnt yourself getting the pizzas out of the oven :(
Sorry! Ah well…
spam and pine martin pizza anyone?
Thats not pine martin pizza, it’s Martin Pizza- didn’t you see the sticker on the box ‘Suitable for Cannibals’? Apparently it’s very popular in the mountains of New Guinea. You didn’t get that pork jelly from any Pacific islands did you? I thought by the strange glow that it was Sellafield Pork you were using.
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 16:00
#33,685
mrs h wrote:
It didn’t come out of a box, I cooked it myself! :mad:
Well I have to go now folks - the party’s over I’m afraid.
*hands out party bags and gives D’s presents to the poor*
Have a good one!
*waves*
Posted on Fri, 5 January 2007 at 16:55
#33,686
Charlie wrote:
* Has a shower *
* Is wet *
:)
Posted on Sat, 6 January 2007 at 02:25
#33,687
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
mrs h - the doghouse has been fixed just the way you wanted - laura ashley wallpaper & mahogeny wood throughout :D . I’ve put three extra layers of kevlar for protection on the roof & walls (after the last time you tested it with an AK47! :( ) I’ve hung up some JTHM pictures to make it feel a bit more homely. :p
Posted on Sat, 6 January 2007 at 11:12
#33,688
mrs h wrote:
Well done AS, you’ve worked hard :) Unfortunately Chr1s seems to have buggered off with most of my weapons so I’ll have to trust you that it’s safe.
Now who’s going to help me blow up the balloons and set the table for heysatan’s birthday? I’ve hired a magician and got proper caterers after yesterday’s fiasco! :)
Posted on Sat, 6 January 2007 at 13:21
#33,689
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
The best. D will be most disappointed that he didn’t turn up to see it …
I’ve been here all along. I told you that seat was sticky. :(
I don’t think I’ve stopped eating since Thursday. It feels like that anyway.
No change there, then.
Posted on Sat, 6 January 2007 at 23:27
#33,690
mrs h wrote:
I’m soooo sorry!!
I went to Heysatan’s party it was fantastic! All the WoMbles were there and all the beer was free, and then at midnight it rained burgers and chips :)
Have you been here all by yourself? :(
edit: Morning Folks :)
Posted on Mon, 8 January 2007 at 10:31
