#61
Gav wrote:
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 16:21
#62
mrs h wrote:
Ok. Now I will say ‘aaaaaaaaaaaaaah’ :)
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 16:22
#63
mrs h wrote:
It might have tried but I think the actual eyelids would have been in a different burger. Anyway, even if it was alive it probably wouldn’t have noticed him much because of the massive cataract.
Have I gone too far? I feel a bit sick now…
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 16:28
#64
Gav wrote:
Where you thinking about rodents nibbling on Russel Crowes gonads?
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 16:28
#65
mrs h wrote:
No, I kind of imagined the hamsters in little gladiator’s outfits but with ‘cricket box’ style protection. Having a sword fight.
*blushes*
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 16:33
#66
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
No, too far is when you mention the anus winking at you.
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 16:36
#67
mrs h wrote:
This is just wrong. It’s still in the bread thread and it should be in the burger thread. Hooch will not be best pleased. Especially when she realises that in her pre vegetarian years she quite often had cheap beefburgers with bum holes and eyelids and hooves in them, and that I actually encouraged her to eat them.
Wooohooo!! My next DVD is finished, I can go home!!! :D
*waves*
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 16:48
#68
Lola wrote:
mrs h wrote:
My ex’s cousin once opened a packet of beefburgers, and the first one he took out had a whole retina stuck to the top of it. :S
oh my god…sick just came up my throat when i read that!!
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 17:47
#69
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
yeah - like in the popular 90’s tv show Gladiators, but instead of steroid soaked knuckleheads, they are for hamsters… And instead of high octane saturday night fun voiced over by Ulrika, they just roll aimlessly round bumping into furniture.
So almost exactly the same.
If they fought with pugil sticks, then I’d go aww.
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 17:59
#70
mrs h wrote:
@Hooch - don’t think nobody has noticed that as well as merging the end of the bread thread you have shuffled all the posts around!! Well I hope you enjoyed yourself! :mad:
ok - it’s a little bit funny. But not very. :p
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 18:52
#71
mrs h wrote:
Ci? wrote:
oh my god…sick just came up my throat when i read that!!
At least you only had to read it! He had to look at it. He wasn’t man enough to eat it though …
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 18:53
#72
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
@ mum - serves you right for feeding me cow entrails :p
Posted on Tue, 12 September 2006 at 20:44
#73
Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:
aw cmon man, these are making me hngry!!!!!!!
Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 11:22
#74
Lola wrote:
mrs h wrote:
At least you only had to read it! He had to look at it. He wasn’t man enough to eat it though …
thank you for confirming that he didn’t eat it…i had nightmares about retina burgers last night
Posted on Wed, 13 September 2006 at 17:43
#75
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Food should always look good.
Posted on Thu, 14 September 2006 at 08:49
#76
mrs h wrote:
Damn!! Replied to the wrong thread!! :D
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 12:38
#77
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
*points* *laughs* :p
You should probably say something here now or Rob will be sad…
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 13:22
#78
mrs h wrote:
Who’s Rob?
And what should I say?
*bursts into tears*
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 14:16
#79
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Rob is Citizen Erased and imagine his little face when he returns to WoM and sees that he has a reply from you… he’ll be so excited, bless his little cottons, and then he opens it and discovers you didn’t want to be in his thread at all. Hurt and dejected, feeling so unloved, Rob leaves the WoM… never to be seen again. And it’s all your fault.
:p
Posted on Fri, 3 November 2006 at 21:48
#80
mrs h wrote:
:(
Hello citizen erased, I hereby promote you to King of Wombles, on behalf of Hooch’s Mum who cannot be here tonight, but has the power to authorise such things …
*presents citizen erased with a crown and sceptre, and also some trophies and a cake made out of microwaveable cheeseburgers*
:)
Posted on Sat, 4 November 2006 at 15:38
#81
mrs h wrote:
I had forgotten this loopy thread ever existed! Thanks d, for jogging my memory :)
And whatever happened to citizen erased?
Posted on Mon, 29 January 2007 at 16:21
#82
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
He got erased…
Everyone knows that the King of The Wombles is ritually turned into a Rustler’s microwaveable Cheese Burger on the first tuesday of the year.
Posted on Mon, 29 January 2007 at 16:24
#83
mrs h wrote:
Mmmm - barbaric, and yet tasty and so convenient! :)
Posted on Mon, 29 January 2007 at 16:28
#84
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Not so convenient if you’re hungry and it’s the second Tuesday of the year. :(
*looks at calendar*
Posted on Mon, 29 January 2007 at 16:29
#85
mrs h wrote:
Well if you can get that bloody pasta shark thing out of the sink in Gracious Me you are more than welcome to cook it and eat it :)
Posted on Mon, 29 January 2007 at 16:37
#86
Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:
I lived on them for one year and they did me no harm bar fucking up my insides for the rest of my life but that was going to happen eventually
Posted on Mon, 29 January 2007 at 17:13
#87
mrs h wrote:
:eek: Kings of WoM, pasta or sharks?
Posted on Mon, 29 January 2007 at 17:22
#88
Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:
No the Rustlers burgers although I am partial to pasta with Shark sauce
Posted on Mon, 29 January 2007 at 17:26
#89
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
He got erased…
Everyone knows that the King of The Wombles is ritually turned into a Rustler’s microwaveable Cheese Burger on the first tuesday of the year.
Aw shucks, you thought I was the king :)
There is a burger in my fridge as I type… but not for much longer!
Posted on Tue, 30 January 2007 at 19:23
#90
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Erm, no, Mrs H thought you were king, I was just too scared to laugh at her.:)
Posted on Tue, 30 January 2007 at 22:08
