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Taunty Dan wrote:

*wanders into GM kitchen*

hello hello, whats this? a piece of fruit that HASN’T gone green and furry?

*eats toe*

mmm…meaty

Hi guys. :) whats the craic?

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 15:52

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

The Craic is

1. Craic
Irish word for fun/enjoyment that has been brought into the English language. usu. when mixed with alcohol and/or music.
‘Bhi craic agus ceol againn’ : We had fun and music.
Fun doesn’t really cut it though. General banter, good times had by all.
Also, a person who is good fun/great company.
Hope that clears that up for you:)
anyway…

Hello hows is everybody?

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:03

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mrs h wrote:

Well I can’t speak for everybody, but I am absolutely bloody dreadful. Everything keeps going wronger and wronger and worse and worse, it all started when …

*drones on for 3 hours*

… and that was that! Right there on the bus! :eek:

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:10

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Igor Belanov wrote:

So was the dismembered body on the top deck or on the seats near the driver?

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:18

#34,325

mrs h wrote:

It was the driver, that was the worst thing about it :( Still, my shopping turned up in the end! :)

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:21

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

Well i’m so glad i asked… always nice to catch up when you haven’t been on for a few days.

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:25

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mrs h wrote:

Good :) How are you?

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:28

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

5 portions a day??? I thought it was 5 days a portion?

I know, it’s hard getting the full amount you need for a healthy diet. :( *struggles through 4th portion of chips*

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:34

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

Good :) How are you?

I’m okay, been busy chasing up freelance work but all is quiet and enquiring and applying for jobs, some even up your way.
Thought i would stop, even though trying to talk to snotty receptionists is fun I’ve had enough for the day. Although i did have a break at one point to mess about on photoshop.. i’m slowly getting better.

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:35

#34,330

Taunty Dan wrote:

babe, don’t struggle on your own. :( *grabs handful of chips and the pie* this is what being in a relationship is all about. :)

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:36

#34,331

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Oh? I thought it was for the arguments? *confused*

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:41

#34,332

Taunty Dan wrote:

arguments, sharing, whatever. :rolleyes: *greedily licks grease from chip wrapper.* Did you get some pudding?

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:43

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

I thought we could make some from the chip-wrappers, and that lard in the fridge?

‘Get creative with your diet’, that’s what that nutrition book you got me for Christmas says.

If only we had some jam tigers… :(

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:46

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Taunty Dan wrote:

yeah…about that lard in the fridge… :rolleyes:

jam tigers shouldn’t be a problem. Pull your car round, we’re going to dudley. :) Yes the place. No not the little fella H Senior was on about.

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:48

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Yeah, about the ‘car’… :rolleyes:

But I do have a sleigh. *hopeful*
Remember? We found it on the roof at christmas? I’d just thrown another log on the fire, and you said you thought you heard screaming? But there was no one there, just that funny smell that we couldn’t get rid of?

*changes subject*

Yay! Sleigh! YOu can pull first.

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:55

#34,336

caffeinebomb wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

yeah…about that lard in the fridge… :rolleyes:

That’s actually me -and you’ve hurt my feelings now - I hope you’re happy.

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 17:04

#34,337

Taunty Dan wrote:

happy? HAPPY? I’ve bitten a chunk out of you, how am i supposed to be happy? :(

*spits Caffeinebombs left tit and ribcage back out and sticks it back to his body with plasticine*

There, good as new. :) Just don’t do anything drastic, like..umm…move…or anything…

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 18:29

#34,338

Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:

Jesus Christ Man, could you not have waited til I got here, then we’d have saved this awkward mess and the perfectly accurate allegations of you suckling another mans breast again - I’m ashamed to be a part of this union sometimes you know.

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:14

#34,339

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

What are you doing here? I thought Dan drowned you in beer ages ago?

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:18

#34,340

Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:

Fucker tried it, but I kept trying to tunnel out of the side of his head the morning after.

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:22

#34,341

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

,,, and that’s how you both ended up where you are today. I see, it makes so much sense now.

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:25

#34,342

Taunty Dan wrote:

Taunty Dan’s Brain wrote:

Fucker tried it, but I kept trying to tunnel out of the side of his head the morning after.

i’m…frightened… :(

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:34

#34,343

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Don’t worry, Muffin, it’s just a bad acid trip.

*wonders whose acid trip it is*

Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:37

#34,344

Dennis wrote:

I swear, I never even knew what drugs were

Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 09:28

#34,345

Dennis wrote:

I saw Matthew Le Tissier* in Kensington Marriott hotel yesterday, and I was dead excited (not least cos I know fuck all about football and I still remembered who he was) but my bubble was burst when I got home and told my footie-mad wife…who had never heard of him!

Mind, she walked straight past Peter Beardsley at the Wolves last year and had never heard of HIM either…though that one can be put down to her age, I guess, as she’s only a wee snip of a lass.

EDIT: (* for those of you who don’t know, he played Sergeant Arthur Wilson in the BBC’s popular wartime comedy “Dad’s Army”)

Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 09:38

#34,346

Igor Belanov wrote:

If your wife is interested I can enrol her on my new course ‘Ben’s History of Football’, lectures available at 750 roubles a time, to take place in the grand seminar room at Johns Hopkins University, Washington DC.

Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 11:09

#34,347

Paddy wrote:

Dennis, was your viewing of Mr Beardsley at the Steve Bull Testimonial by any chance? I saw him that day too!!

Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 11:36

#34,348

Dennis wrote:

I think it must have been, Paddy, cos I think that was the last match I went to.

Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 11:42

#34,349

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Dennis wrote:

I swear, I never even knew what drugs were

Drugs? what have drugs to do with anything?

*takes vat of Hydrochloric acid on another pleasure cruise round the Isle of Wight*

Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 11:47

#34,350

mrs h wrote:

Afternoon folks :) What’s going on round here then?

Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 12:48

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