#34,321
Taunty Dan wrote:
*wanders into GM kitchen*
hello hello, whats this? a piece of fruit that HASN’T gone green and furry?
*eats toe*
mmm…meaty
Hi guys. :) whats the craic?
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 15:52
#34,322
Divers (Simon) wrote:
The Craic is
1. Craic
Irish word for fun/enjoyment that has been brought into the English language. usu. when mixed with alcohol and/or music.
‘Bhi craic agus ceol againn’ : We had fun and music.
Fun doesn’t really cut it though. General banter, good times had by all.
Also, a person who is good fun/great company.
Hope that clears that up for you:)
anyway…
Hello hows is everybody?
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:03
#34,323
mrs h wrote:
Well I can’t speak for everybody, but I am absolutely bloody dreadful. Everything keeps going wronger and wronger and worse and worse, it all started when …
*drones on for 3 hours*
… and that was that! Right there on the bus! :eek:
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:10
#34,324
Igor Belanov wrote:
So was the dismembered body on the top deck or on the seats near the driver?
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:18
#34,325
mrs h wrote:
It was the driver, that was the worst thing about it :( Still, my shopping turned up in the end! :)
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:21
#34,326
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Well i’m so glad i asked… always nice to catch up when you haven’t been on for a few days.
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:25
#34,327
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:28
#34,328
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
5 portions a day??? I thought it was 5 days a portion?
I know, it’s hard getting the full amount you need for a healthy diet. :( *struggles through 4th portion of chips*
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:34
#34,329
Divers (Simon) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I’m okay, been busy chasing up freelance work but all is quiet and enquiring and applying for jobs, some even up your way.
Thought i would stop, even though trying to talk to snotty receptionists is fun I’ve had enough for the day. Although i did have a break at one point to mess about on photoshop.. i’m slowly getting better.
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:35
#34,330
Taunty Dan wrote:
babe, don’t struggle on your own. :( *grabs handful of chips and the pie* this is what being in a relationship is all about. :)
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:36
#34,331
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Oh? I thought it was for the arguments? *confused*
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:41
#34,332
Taunty Dan wrote:
arguments, sharing, whatever. :rolleyes: *greedily licks grease from chip wrapper.* Did you get some pudding?
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:43
#34,333
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I thought we could make some from the chip-wrappers, and that lard in the fridge?
‘Get creative with your diet’, that’s what that nutrition book you got me for Christmas says.
If only we had some jam tigers… :(
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:46
#34,334
Taunty Dan wrote:
yeah…about that lard in the fridge… :rolleyes:
jam tigers shouldn’t be a problem. Pull your car round, we’re going to dudley. :) Yes the place. No not the little fella H Senior was on about.
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:48
#34,335
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Yeah, about the ‘car’… :rolleyes:
But I do have a sleigh. *hopeful*
Remember? We found it on the roof at christmas? I’d just thrown another log on the fire, and you said you thought you heard screaming? But there was no one there, just that funny smell that we couldn’t get rid of?
*changes subject*
Yay! Sleigh! YOu can pull first.
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 16:55
#34,336
caffeinebomb wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
yeah…about that lard in the fridge… :rolleyes:
That’s actually me -and you’ve hurt my feelings now - I hope you’re happy.
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 17:04
#34,337
Taunty Dan wrote:
happy? HAPPY? I’ve bitten a chunk out of you, how am i supposed to be happy? :(
*spits Caffeinebombs left tit and ribcage back out and sticks it back to his body with plasticine*
There, good as new. :) Just don’t do anything drastic, like..umm…move…or anything…
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 18:29
#34,338
Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:
Jesus Christ Man, could you not have waited til I got here, then we’d have saved this awkward mess and the perfectly accurate allegations of you suckling another mans breast again - I’m ashamed to be a part of this union sometimes you know.
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:14
#34,339
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
What are you doing here? I thought Dan drowned you in beer ages ago?
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:18
#34,340
Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:
Fucker tried it, but I kept trying to tunnel out of the side of his head the morning after.
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:22
#34,341
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
,,, and that’s how you both ended up where you are today. I see, it makes so much sense now.
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:25
#34,342
Taunty Dan wrote:
Taunty Dan’s Brain wrote:
Fucker tried it, but I kept trying to tunnel out of the side of his head the morning after.
i’m…frightened… :(
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:34
#34,343
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Don’t worry, Muffin, it’s just a bad acid trip.
*wonders whose acid trip it is*
Posted on Thu, 1 February 2007 at 20:37
#34,344
Dennis wrote:
I swear, I never even knew what drugs were
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 09:28
#34,345
Dennis wrote:
I saw Matthew Le Tissier* in Kensington Marriott hotel yesterday, and I was dead excited (not least cos I know fuck all about football and I still remembered who he was) but my bubble was burst when I got home and told my footie-mad wife…who had never heard of him!
Mind, she walked straight past Peter Beardsley at the Wolves last year and had never heard of HIM either…though that one can be put down to her age, I guess, as she’s only a wee snip of a lass.
EDIT: (* for those of you who don’t know, he played Sergeant Arthur Wilson in the BBC’s popular wartime comedy “Dad’s Army”)
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 09:38
#34,346
Igor Belanov wrote:
If your wife is interested I can enrol her on my new course ‘Ben’s History of Football’, lectures available at 750 roubles a time, to take place in the grand seminar room at Johns Hopkins University, Washington DC.
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 11:09
#34,347
Paddy wrote:
Dennis, was your viewing of Mr Beardsley at the Steve Bull Testimonial by any chance? I saw him that day too!!
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 11:36
#34,348
Dennis wrote:
I think it must have been, Paddy, cos I think that was the last match I went to.
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 11:42
#34,349
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
I swear, I never even knew what drugs were
Drugs? what have drugs to do with anything?
*takes vat of Hydrochloric acid on another pleasure cruise round the Isle of Wight*
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 11:47
#34,350
mrs h wrote:
Afternoon folks :) What’s going on round here then?
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 12:48