#34,351
mrs h wrote:
*looks around at the sea of blank staring faces, syringes and bottles*
*sets fire to the kitchen*
That should wake them up :)
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 13:42
#34,352
Igor Belanov wrote:
Mmm, smells like lunch is about ready. I’ll have mine well done, please.
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 13:51
#34,353
mrs h wrote:
I’m sorry - I’m all out of ‘well done’ lunches - will you settle for a ‘must try harder’? …
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 15:40
#34,354
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
*looks around at the sea of blank staring faces, syringes and bottles*
*tries to see what Smum sees*
:( I don’t see any blank faces. All the faces I can see have already been filled in.
And whoever did them went over the lines.
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 18:33
#34,355
Taunty Dan wrote:
:mad: i never SAID i was an expert.
*throws felt tips at D and storms off*
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 18:46
#34,356
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*collects felt-tips, and laughs to self*
Everytime, sucker…
*Doodles on the skirting board*
*sticks tongue out of corner of mouth*
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 18:50
#34,357
Taunty Dan wrote:
*sticks the corner of his tongue to his mouth*
owww..thath hurth… :(
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 18:55
#34,358
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Don’t use real sticks! :rolleyes:
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 19:07
#34,359
Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
:mad: i never SAID i was an expert.
*throws felt tips at D and storms off*
You were until you tried to murder me with Hofmeister - Jesus Man, do you have no taste at all?
Taunty Dan wrote:
*sticks the corner of his tongue to his mouth*
owww..thath hurth…
I told you you’d end up in a mess without me.
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 21:36
#34,360
Taunty Dan wrote:
i’m starting to like my brain, anyone else?
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 22:44
#34,361
caffeinebomb wrote:
Is this relative to you or just in general?
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 23:02
#34,362
Taunty Dan wrote:
oh no,my actual brain is a bit of a soggy useless waste of matter, but my WoM brain appears to be smarter than the average bear. Brain. i mean brain.
*regrets opening that 7th can of imported beer*
:rolleyes:
*on second thoughyts doesn’t regret a damned thing* :D
Posted on Fri, 2 February 2007 at 23:22
#34,363
Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
i’m starting to like my brain, anyone else?
Don’t you be trying to crawl back to me Danny Boy - that ship has sailed mister.
Posted on Sat, 3 February 2007 at 09:16
#34,364
mrs h wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
i’m starting to like my brain, anyone else?
Rather worryingly, yes. It seems quite articulate and to be posessed of both common sense and intellect. Which makes me wonder if it can actually be yours? I think it’s a scam. It wants to get back in, and use your body to commit all sorts of heinous crimes before it goes back to it’s real owner with all the information about where you stashed the loot and bodies and stuff. It will end in tears, I guarantee it…
Posted on Sat, 3 February 2007 at 19:02
#34,365
Charlie wrote:
Posted on Sat, 3 February 2007 at 19:09
#34,366
mrs h wrote:
It’s probably not been trained properly. Give it a good thrashing with a combination of absynthe and sunny delight, then it will do whatever you tell it :)
Posted on Sat, 3 February 2007 at 19:14
#34,367
White Psycho wrote:
As long as all you tell it is, “Make me sit and gurgle for 2 days!”
Posted on Sat, 3 February 2007 at 19:19
#34,368
mrs h wrote:
Well that is the downside, but it would at least be a happy gurgle. Or rather, a not so sad one :)
Posted on Sat, 3 February 2007 at 19:22
#34,369
Charlie wrote:
Why didnt i get help for my insomnia sooner :(
Posted on Sat, 3 February 2007 at 19:28
#34,370
Taunty Dan wrote:
mrs h wrote:
It will end in tears, I guarantee it…
well lets hope so, eh? its about time i was knocked down a peg or 2 after all of my good fortune.
*lights another cuban cigar with a specially comissioned £27,000 note. Orders another page 3 girl. and a pizza made out of diamonds.*
Posted on Sat, 3 February 2007 at 20:39
#34,371
Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:
I should blackmail the twat with all the stuff I know about him, shouldn’t I?
Playing with Mummy’s shoes as a little taunty, OK most boys do that, but mummy’s shoes, make up, clothes, flayed skin - now that’s odd.
Then there was the unfortunate incident with the tin of Chappie and the golden retreiver at his Grandad’s birthday party - poor old boy never could look him in the eyes after that.
Then the time when he stalked Anne Diamond for a week.
I could go on…
And I will unless TD pays the ransom on his memories.
Posted on Sat, 3 February 2007 at 21:54
#34,372
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
But… All this is old news. :o
Posted on Sat, 3 February 2007 at 22:58
#34,373
Charlie wrote:
Posted on Sat, 3 February 2007 at 23:00
#34,374
mrs h wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
*lights another cuban cigar with a specially comissioned £27,000 note. Orders another page 3 girl. and a pizza made out of diamonds.*
*looks at brainless Dan, puffing happily on a bit of old roll-up, which he’s lit with a luncheon voucher. Sees the happiness in his eyes as he looks at page 3 and how much he is enjoying his cheese on toast, served on a glass plate*
Sorry brain, but I want you out of here. You are a nasty piece of work and he’s better off without you! If you don’t want Hooch’s Mum to turn up and pickle you you had better either piss off or start behaving yourself!! :mad:
… if you could just let me have his security information and pin number before you go I’ll look after it for him :)
Posted on Sun, 4 February 2007 at 11:43
#34,375
Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:
Sure thing Mrs H. His mother’s maiden name is Gotha-Saxe-Coburg and his PIN is 6666 because it’s 10.009 times recurring more evil than 666 :rolleyes:*
I want it know that I am only temporarily leaving the WoM - like King Arthur, when I’m needed I will return!
And another thing! I’m only going because I’m scared of Hooch’s Mum.
*Disclaimer: Any or all of this information may be completely fallacious and inaccurate*
Posted on Sun, 4 February 2007 at 16:42
#34,376
Taunty Dan wrote:
Don’t go! I’m but a buffoon without you! :(
Posted on Sun, 4 February 2007 at 17:47
#34,377
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. You’ve just made some very powerful enemies.
And by ‘powerful’, I mean irritable.
Posted on Sun, 4 February 2007 at 17:57
#34,378
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
*pops in to see if everyone is still as insane as ever - finds no change :rolleyes: *
*puts the dead scabs from my lap in the bin - not the microwave, Colin?s school lunchbox or the fridge, but the bin*
*collects the remaining clothes that I can find and returns back to the doghouse - thankful that certain people aren’t around :mad: *
Posted on Sun, 4 February 2007 at 19:47
#34,379
mrs h wrote:
Why do you have dead scabs in your lap? Do you work for Arthur Scargill?
Posted on Sun, 4 February 2007 at 20:42
#34,380
mrs h wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. You’ve just made some very powerful enemies.
And by ‘powerful’, I mean irritable.
And by ‘irritable’ you mean Hanne? Brave words!! :p
Posted on Sun, 4 February 2007 at 20:44
