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#34,531

Taunty Dan wrote:

:mad: I DIDN’T SHOUT AT YOU COS I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THE ITALLIC THING OR THE BOLD THING!!!!

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 15:33

#34,532

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

I think it’s still on her MySpace page, too. And I know for a fact that she was hurt and upset that you didn’t drop dead in awe.
That may not have anything to do with that picture, though? *shrugs*

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 15:33

#34,533

mrs h wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

:mad: I DIDN’T SHOUT AT YOU COS I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THE ITALLIC THING OR THE BOLD THING!!!!

GOOD F**KING JOB!!!!! :mad:

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 15:37

#34,534

Taunty Dan wrote:

:rolleyes: *wipse mrs h’s spittle from his clothes and face*

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 15:38

#34,535

mrs h wrote:

:eek:

*hopes nobody else knows what ‘wipse’ means*

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 15:49

#34,536

Taunty Dan wrote:

:mad:

*desperately tries to do the bold itallic thingy*

oh…bollocks.

consider yourself told, missus.

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 15:53

#34,537

zipless wrote:

*joins Dan and fails miserably*

:mad:

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:03

#34,538

mrs h wrote:

I’m never ever going to say this again, because everybody else on the WoM can be bothered to find out except you.

square brackets. a pair of them at either end of the bit of text you want to do something with.

[]like this[]

Now in the brackets at the end of the text, you put a forward slash.

[]like this[/]

Now here’s the clever bit! Just inside the opening and closing brackets you put a letter. It can be b, i or u.

Can you guess what they might do?

Good :)

Now you try …

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:05

#34,539

Divers (Simon) wrote:

HI Mrs H
I guess that your video problem sorted it’self out then?:)

And yes Dan i think you have a lot of sucking up to Sarah to do after crushing her popstar dreams!!:mad:

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:12

#34,540

zipless wrote:

BUGGER

BUGGER

BUGGER

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:13

#34,541

zipless wrote:

:mad:

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:14

#34,542

mrs h wrote:

That wasn’t so difficult, was it? :)

Next week we will find out how to use lower case

Hi Divers - yes, it’s all sorted now, thanks! :)

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:21

#34,543

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

Dennis wrote:

What?! I am NOT shagging YOU dude!

That’s what you think

*removes highly realistic Mrs Ennis mask to reveal…

caffeinebomb*

And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those pesky kids.

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:28

#34,544

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

marja wrote:

mrs h can you post a picture so i will know what flimsy means

yeah I want a picture too

purely for reference purposes you understand

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:29

#34,545

mrs h wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

That’s what you think

*removes highly realistic Mrs Ennis mask to reveal…

caffeinebomb*

And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those pesky kids.

:D So that’s why Dennis was so sure he wasn’t going to be a dad. You told him you can’t have kids?

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:33

#34,546

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

That isn’t technically true.

I just can’t have kids with him

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:35

#34,547

mrs h wrote:

A fair point :)

How are you anyway? What have you been up to since you thrust all the GM shareholders into abject poverty?

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:41

#34,548

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

Eating caviar from an osmium spoon and washing it down with a case of 1897 vintage Veuve which I had salvaged from the Titanic.

The funds came from my offshore accounts in Vanuatu (not as exclusive as the Caymans but the beer is slightly cheaper.)

I filled the accounts with Obonobo profits to hide them from the taxman, but when the whole enterprise went all Anna-Nicole Smith I decided to keep it quiet and enjoy.

I’ve also come to realise that the love between a man and footwear can never be as satisfying as staring deeply into the eyes of the man you love (through the complicated latex facial reprofiling) and knowing deep down inside that the connection the pair of you share is deeper and more meaningful than any quick flings with trashy trollops he may have had in the past. (Yes, I am talking about Dan)

how are you

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 16:48

#34,549

mrs h wrote:

Fed up. I have PMT, it’s started snowing again and I have just eaten a whole 250g bar of cadburys Whole Nut which has rendered me incapable of standing up and made me feel a teensy bit sick. I have to take my laptop home for the weekend, but there is no fucker here who might offer me a lift or take pity on me as I wander down to the bus stop in a coat from which 2 buttons have dropped off. Probably due to my Whole Nut habit, but that’s not the point. And I have had 2 cigs already today and I am still craving one, even though normally I wouldn’t have one at all until 6 or 7pm :(

Other than that I am full of the onions of spring :)

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 17:04

#34,550

Taunty Dan wrote:

woo hoo just got home! theres all this white shit everywhere outside. And there are abondoned cars everywere, like a scrapyard. Like Leeds… ! :D

*ducks*

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 17:08

#34,551

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

I would offer you a lift home but it will take me a 17 hour plane ride to get there, so you’re probably best off walking.

As for the PMT - I recommend finding a man (preferably boyfriend) and saying inflammatory things to them until it sparks a huge row at which point you can rip the living shit out of him and you’ll feel much better for it. He may be a bit confused by this course of action.

Eating Whole Nut is as natural as the day is long. 24 hours.

That doesn’t make sense actually, does it?

I’m guessing the Chapel A bus network is overcrowded with f’kin DINKY’s and students too?

I prescribe chocolate, Pinot Grigio and Bridget Jones.

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 17:08

#34,552

Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

woo hoo just got home! theres all this white shit everywhere outside. And there are abondoned cars everywere, like a scrapyard. Like Leeds… ! :D

*ducks*

Jesus Fucking Christ, here we go again, let’s pick on the self-confessed PMT sufferer in the room.

It’s a wonder they didn’t give this one the Nobel Peace Prize eh? What a cock - he’s NOTHING without me you know.

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 17:12

#34,553

Taunty Dan wrote:

woo hoo you’re back! I can think straight again! :)

erm…what was i thinking about again?

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 17:13

#34,554

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

Right, balls to this - I’m going to the supermarket to buy Dr Bomb her tea. Should be nice an busy full of stressed parents in there with their evil feral offspring now.

I’ll see you groovy people shortly.

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 17:17

#34,555

mrs h wrote:

Thank you Mr Bomb. I won’t pick on the boyfriend, he will only feel sorry for me and make everything worse, but I shall call in at the offie on the way home :)

This is for my own good.

*smacks Dan round the head with a frying pan.

Sorry brain! Nothing personal you understand…

Posted on Fri, 9 February 2007 at 17:18

#34,556

Taunty Dan wrote:

i don’t know whether that hurt or not. :(

Posted on Sat, 10 February 2007 at 13:33

#34,557

mrs h wrote:

No, not at all - look!

*flexes fingers and wrists*

In fact I feel much better :)

Posted on Sat, 10 February 2007 at 18:05

#34,558

Taunty Dan wrote:

AND you got a novelty frying pain in the shape of my head out of it! i feel a money making scheme coming on, wheres Caffeine bomb when you need him?

*rushes off to register the “dancake” as a legit product*

Posted on Sat, 10 February 2007 at 21:10

#34,559

mrs h wrote:

*wonders who would want to eat a pancake that looked as though it had come straight of ‘Close Encounters’*

Ah well …

Posted on Sun, 11 February 2007 at 19:05

#34,560

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

AND you got a novelty frying pain in the shape of my head out of it! i feel a money making scheme coming on, wheres Caffeine bomb when you need him?

*rushes off to register the “dancake” as a legit product*

As it happens I was in Malvern - nice to know I’m missed when absent.

Dancake is a genius idea - remember the marketing success of Jif Lemonday? well we rebrand it Dancake pay and we’re on a proven winner.

Obonobo - the brand that wouldn’t die!

Ci - get working on the production line

Hanne - I need marketing to major supermarkets and department stores - use your feminine charms and if that doesn’t work use Dennisssessesssessessss

Mrs H I need a guerrilla marketing campaign and Marja - lets crack europe this time yeah?

Divers - please go and buy lots and lots of really cheap frying pans

Igor - take the pans off Divers and please belt Dan around the face with them - I know Mrs H should do it for authenticity but everyone knows that we save that for next years premium dancake pay events.

Hooch - please make me a really good website.

And as for the rest of you - collect a wax crayon from Zipless and start making the packaging - 2nd hand christmas tags will do nicely

Posted on Sun, 11 February 2007 at 19:21

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