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Started by Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) in Chit-Chat on Wed, 3 August 2005 at 22:43

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mrs h wrote:

Something along these lines, maybe?

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)

Posted on Sun, 11 February 2007 at 21:25

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Your wish is my command

Posted on Sun, 11 February 2007 at 23:14

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caffeinebomb wrote:

Once more the lobster family comes up trumps - you’ve both been promoted to senior pro-vice president of marketing.

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 06:15

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mrs h wrote:

@ Hooch - don’t get cocky. I am the senior pro-vice president of marketing. You can be the senior anti-vice president of marketing. That’s a bit like the anti Christ but on a smaller scale and you work for good instead of evil :)

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 09:26

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Taunty Dan wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

As it happens I was in Malvern - nice to know I’m missed when absent.

Dancake is a genius idea - remember the marketing success of Jif Lemonday? well we rebrand it Dancake pay and we’re on a proven winner.

Obonobo - the brand that wouldn’t die!

Ci - get working on the production line

Hanne - I need marketing to major supermarkets and department stores - use your feminine charms and if that doesn’t work use Dennisssessesssessessss

Mrs H I need a guerrilla marketing campaign and Marja - lets crack europe this time yeah?

Divers - please go and buy lots and lots of really cheap frying pans

Igor - take the pans off Divers and please belt Dan around the face with them - I know Mrs H should do it for authenticity but everyone knows that we save that for next years premium dancake pay events.

Hooch - please make me a really good website.

And as for the rest of you - collect a wax crayon from Zipless and start making the packaging - 2nd hand christmas tags will do nicely

so…erm…i’ll just stand here and get whacked shall i? :( To be honest i’m a LITTLE bit put out that given this was my idea i’ve actually got the worst “job” around here…

Nice advertising campaign curtesy of Lobster & Lobster, mind.

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 10:15

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

@ Mum - good?! good?! I’m sorry but I have my principles. *resigns*

p.s. Does anyone want to host Obonobo? I can’t really leave it up there :(

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 10:17

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mrs h wrote:

I must admit to being both shocked and very amused when I saw that you had stuck it on a primary school theatre workshop site. It seemed so wrong, and yet strangely appropriate :D

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 10:26

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Can’t you sneak it onto our school one instead? :D

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 11:25

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Wait, so Mrs H is working for Obonobo, while Hooch’s Mum is a CMM slave? Bet they’re both claiming benefit, too. :mad:

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 11:46

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Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

How dare you!! :mad:

*waves lots of CMM cash about to prove a point*

*wonders which point might be proved in such a way*

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 11:57

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Oh, God. CMM got the crap one. :( *compares Hooch’s Mum and Mrs H*

Hmm… Maybe n- Oh! Wait, yes. Yes, CMM got the crap o-… But…

I just can’t tell. :(

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 12:05

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Hooch’s mum wrote:

*wonders which point might be proved in such a way*

I think it proves that you know how to claim benefit from your employers, which is no mean feat; even if your feet are, in fact, mean.

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 12:06

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Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

*waves some more cash about*

*kisses cash*

*lets d have a look*

Dead singers, eh? Can’t get enough of ‘em. Would you like to see my Janis Joplin?

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 12:10

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

I don’t know how to take that offer…

I’d like to see the back of that money. It seems to be only printed on one side.

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 12:18

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Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

Bugger - I’ve left the back in the photocopier!! :rolleyes:

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 12:35

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marja (sinner) wrote:

the jackpot of euromillions (100 million euros) was won in Belgium. We didn’t win it :(

And I think I’m suffering from stress. any thoughts on how to ban the stress??

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 12:56

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Igor Belanov wrote:

Win the jackpot next time?

Or, on second thoughts, get Mrs H to photocopy you some Euros.

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 13:05

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mrs h wrote:

I don’t know how to get rid of it, but if you take a really deep breath and hold it for 7 - 8 seconds and then breathe ot as slowly as you possibly can you’ll feel much better :)

*pours Tinne a marguerita*

Or one of these?

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 13:10

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marja (sinner) wrote:

*drinks the marguerita ad fundum*
That only helped a little bit, I think I need a few more ;)

the stress is causing insomnia, and that is very worrying, as I’ve been down that road before. It wasn’t easy to get out of

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 13:22

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zipless wrote:

Just turn left, or right for that matter.

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 13:41

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mrs h wrote:

You need another holiday. I’m not sleeping so well either :( I get to sleep ok most nights, but then I wake up about 10 times every night. It’s blody awful. Let’s get pissed :)

*pours Tinne a quadruple Rum and Coke, and a nice scotch for me*

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 13:51

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marja (sinner) wrote:

I don’t do coke nor rum, so give me some chocolate milk and vodka please

Can’t go on a proper holiday (meaning 2 weeks)for at least an other 2 months.

Stuff at work is stressing me out. That raise better be good at the end of the month :)
stuff about the house
an stuff about the idiot father.

I think I’m ready for the looneybin myself :D

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 13:58

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mrs h wrote:

Oh dear :(

You sound like you could genuinely use some sick leave …

*pours Tinne a bucket of chocolate milk and vodka*

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 14:51

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caffeinebomb wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

so…erm…i’ll just stand here and get whacked shall i? :( To be honest i’m a LITTLE bit put out that given this was my idea i’ve actually got the worst “job” around here…

Nice advertising campaign curtesy of Lobster & Lobster, mind.

Worst job

WORST JOB!!!

you manage to blag the easist job there is, AND you’re the face (quite literally) of Dancake Pay yet still you’re compaining - why you ungrateful little spit - if you had a brain you’d be dangerous. :D

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 16:26

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Taunty Dan wrote:

but…but…i get paid, right? Right…? :(

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 16:35

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caffeinebomb wrote:

Paid? How am I supposed to make any money if I pay you? It should be enough of a reward that you’re going to have your face known around the world as the face of Dancake pay. I‘m doing you a favour here remember.

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 16:43

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Taunty Dan wrote:

yeah…but…without my face your nothing, ‘bomb! NOTHING!!

But i will accept your offer.

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 16:57

#34,588

caffeinebomb wrote:

In that case I will graciously concede that without your face I’m nothing.

And not in a gay way

Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 17:03

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marja (sinner) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

Oh dear :(

You sound like you could genuinely use some sick leave …

*pours Tinne a bucket of chocolate milk and vodka*

No, I’m not in that bad a state, but I could do with some peace and quiet, but the bloody phone doesn’t stop ringing, because I recently got promoted to phone lady for the retail department :rolleyes: without me knowing about it.

Posted on Tue, 13 February 2007 at 07:53

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mrs h wrote:

Yu should just phone loads of people that you like chatting to. That way you’ll be having fun and looking busy, and people you don’t want to speak to won’t be able to get through :)

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :

I’m strangely more excited about Life On Mars coming back on tonight than I am about going to Amsterdam tomorrow. Weird but true. I can’t wait until 9pm, are we nearly there yet?

Posted on Tue, 13 February 2007 at 10:28

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