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Started by Paddy in Chit-Chat

After the recent crazy events for Miss Spears, what are peoples opinion on whats gone on.

Personally (music apart!) i feel extremely sorry for her, she seems to have completely lost the plot and is in some dire need of professional help

anybody else?

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 10:17

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Dennis wrote:

It seems to me to be typical of record companies that she was put under so much pressure and used as a cash cow but wasn’t given the support either during the height of her musical fame or since.

OK, her music is shite, but still a young person like that should be looked after, and she hasn’t been. Is it any wonder if she’s gone a bit loopy? It’d drive ME loopy if I went through the kind of major media scrutiny she has been subjected too.

Slightly off topic here but I do not believe the general public has a right to know anything about anyone who is famous, nor do we have a right to see photos of them out jogging/ getting out of a car with their pants showing/ on their wedding day/ with their children etc etc. I have no more right/interest in this than I have the right to ask the woman at the checkout in Morrissons who she is sleeping with*.

(*Although if it is the fit one with the blonde hair, I’d kinda like to watch, if she’s reading this…?)

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 10:37

#2

mrs h wrote:

She’s just a kid :(

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 10:57

#3

Paddy wrote:

Dennis, i totally agree. To a certain extent she has been exploited by the powers at record companies and never been allowed to grow up and live a normal life, now she needs help they dont give a fcuk as they know there are more young kids (and a kid is all she was when it all kicked off for her) who they can exploit.

I’m sorta glad that t? never hit the really big time as it must be a major pain in the arse to have that level of media intrusion 24/7.

As for the girl in morrisons, ha send her in my direction she sounds lurrvelly !!

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 10:57

#4

Taunty Dan wrote:

she may well have problems, but its pure comedy from where i’m standing! They’re entertainers, entertain us!

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:01

#5

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

That’s why I love you, Dan.

Now, dance for me.

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:07

#6

Taunty Dan wrote:

thats why you love me?? :eek:

So THESE *points at clearly surgically enhanced breasts* were a waste of money then?? :mad:

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:22

#7

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Nice tits dan.. why did you have them put on your back though?

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:30

#8

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Well, ok, you’ve got me: _Those_ are why I love you.

…

…

Now: dance for me, Dan. :mad:

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:30

#9

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Divers wrote:

Nice tits dan.. why did you have them put on your back though?

Sometimes they slip. Try not to draw attention to it, though, he gets sensitive about it.

*curses silently*
If only we’d been able to afford a real surgeon, and not a man who makes saddlebags for horses.

Still, the straps hardly notice, when you get used to them.

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:34

#10

Taunty Dan wrote:

Divers wrote:

Nice tits dan.. why did you have them put on your back though?

cos…*sobs* d said my face makes me look like a big enough tit as it is :(

*dances and cries*

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:37

#11

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

*offers a dirty fiver*

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:40

#12

Taunty Dan wrote:

:( puts hands down his pants to get the change*

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:41

#13

mrs h wrote:

*gips*

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:42

#14

Taunty Dan wrote:

LOL :D

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:43

#15

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

lol. :D

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:47

#16

Taunty Dan wrote:

what you laughing at? i only gave you 6p change!

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:49

#17

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

That’s ok. I know you have nothing larger down there.

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:51

#18

Paddy wrote:

Ha how the hell have we gone from Britneys turmoil to dan’s fake tits?!?!?! Pure Genius :D

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:52

#19

Taunty Dan wrote:

because my fake tits ALSO used to present the mickey mouse club back in the day. See, you think its random bollocks… :p

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 11:54

#20

Paddy wrote:

Were ur fake tits called Justin Timberlake?!?!? :cool:

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 13:29

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buffalo-boy wrote:

i think all this Britney stuff is hilarious - i’m loving the cheap blonde wig! The brainless slag can pay the price in front of the cameras as far as i’m concerned, makes up for all the terrible ‘music’ she inflicted on us that had NO entertainment value! (Except the schoolgirl uniform!) :p

i’ve just had a horrible thought: :eek: that I pulled an ugly girl recently with great tits. I hope it wasn’t Dan! :D

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 13:33

#22

Taunty Dan wrote:

Paddy wrote:

Were ur fake tits called Justin Timberlake?!?!? :cool:

Noooo, nothing fake about that mate, timberlakes a real tit ;)

BB: i don’t recall…but if this “girl” was 6ft 4 and wider than your average, ooh, county, then yes, it was me, and you were so insignificant i don’t remember you! :p

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 13:56

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Kill_Hill (Brendan) wrote:

Obviously her music is terrible and i did laugh when i saw the pics but it is a bit sad. I hate everything she stands for but she has been used and abused form a very young age. Ah well, she’ll get over it.

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 14:10

#24

FNYANKEZ wrote:

She’s doing the Mariah Carey “How to revive your career by acting nuts” routine.

Mariah Carey went absolutely nuts for a few years there after her movie tanks (along with her career), then she started acting normal (well more normal anyway), and her career took back off.

Brittany’s carrer was finished…hence the crazy act.

Wonder if they have the same agent? I’ll need to get Oliver Stone to check this out.

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 16:14

#25

Charlie wrote:

Nick Broomfield ;)

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 16:15

#26

Dennis wrote:

FNYANKEZ wrote:

She’s doing the Mariah Carey “How to revive your career by acting nuts” routine.

Mariah Carey went absolutely nuts for a few years there after her movie tanks (along with her career), then she started acting normal (well more normal anyway), and her career took back off.

Brittany’s carrer was finished…hence the crazy act.

Wonder if they have the same agent? I’ll need to get Oliver Stone to check this out.

Ah, I see…so, for example, Adam Ant’s pre-Xmas autobiog could be his first post-madness step towards regaining his pop crown, eh?

Clever stuff, this being-a-pop-singerist lark!

Posted on Tue, 20 February 2007 at 16:52

#27

johnny_knoxville wrote:

Is it true Miss Spears is a big Therapy? fan and did the head shave in honor of Michael???

Is the carpet on the stairs the same as the carpet on the hall????

Posted on Thu, 22 February 2007 at 19:11

#28

FNYANKEZ wrote:

I don’t know about the ode to Michael…but

Yes to your second quetion. Both stairs and hall are both bare. (If I remember the popparrazzi pics correctly)

Posted on Thu, 22 February 2007 at 20:30

#29

Suz wrote:

johnny_knoxville wrote:

Is the carpet on the stairs the same as the carpet on the hall????

Its one of those unanswered questions isnt it like:

What should one call a male ladybird?
AND
How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?

IN ALL IN ANYWAYS!!!!!!

Posted on Thu, 22 February 2007 at 22:18

#30

Dennis wrote:

Britney should realise that part of the appeal of a blow job is having the hair softly brushing against the skin before they start, kind of a nice tease. Shaving her head has ruined all that now..

(Of course, this only works if you are lying down, if you are stood up in an alleyway with a cheap hooker on her knees before you, then…well, then I have absolutely no idea, never been there, never done that. Yes, Officer, I was taking the alleyway as a shortcut to the chip shop. Yes, the young lady kind of fell over just as I walked past her, reached out to steady herself and, well, first thing she grabbed was my zipper and…oops! Bit of a You’ve Bee Framed moment, coulda got £250 if I’d had my camera with me! Ha ha, gotta laugh, ain’t you guv? No? Erm, so…erm. Fine and a caution then? Thank you, officer…)

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 09:11

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