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Taunty Dan

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Started by mrs h in Chit-Chat

I got an email this morning from Dan, as follows:

“i need to tell you, and if you could be so kind as to pass the word onto the main players, as of NOW i aint gonna be using tinternet at work, so i’ll only be using the wom at opportune moments at home. :( ”

Consider yourselves informed.

Poor Dan. They must want him to do some work. Still, at least his brain is still here! :)

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 12:31

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#1

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Yes. He’s at work. And not at all chained up in our cellar, with an orange in his mouth. At work. Yes.

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 12:34

#2

mrs h wrote:

Ssssshhhh :eek: I don’t think it’s legal yet!

Have you fed him?

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 12:39

#3

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Yes: An orange.

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 12:44

#4

mrs h wrote:

Ok. That should keep him going for a bit if he can manage to suck away the peel.

If only he hadn’t said ‘bloody northeners’… :(

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 12:48

#5

Fungus Growth wrote:

Serves him right for trying to eat me!

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 12:51

#6

mrs h wrote:

It’s true - he has been getting a bit cocky, but I can’t help wondering if we didn’t over-react by giving him that perm and making him wear a track suit?

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 12:53

#7

Fungus Growth wrote:

No, we did him a favour with that. It was the closest he has ever been to stylish.

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 12:56

#8

marja (sinner) wrote:

do you think he got a bollocking at work?

I genuinly (sp?)feel sorry for him

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 12:58

#9

mrs h wrote:

Fungus Growth wrote:

No, we did him a favour with that. It was the closest he has ever been to stylish.

:D

@ Marja - I have no idea - you know exactly as much as I do - If I hear any more I will let you know.

It’s genuinely (with an ‘e’), seeing as you asked - and I feel sorry for him too :(

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:03

#10

marja (sinner) wrote:

ok, I genuinely appreciate that :)

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:05

#11

mrs h wrote:

:)

I’d offer to correct any other spelling mistakes you make, but it would make me look like a pedantic twat, and destroy all Divers confidence! ;)

How are you anyway? Any more house pics?

edit: Actually you’d better answer that on GM, there’s a topic of sorts in this thread …

*stuffs topic wrapper in pocket*

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:08

#12

Fungus Growth wrote:

The big nonce has said this before and come back, no point crying over it.

Anyway I have more abuse to throw at him, so he better!

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:09

#13

mrs h wrote:

Well we shall have to wait and see what happens - but I hope you’re right…

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:12

#14

marja (sinner) wrote:

they’re working on the electricity, next week they will put in the windows, I’ll post pictures of that. We’re going to a building fair next monday, to check out things for the bathroom and laminat floors.

I’m sick and in pain at the moment. I’m dripping snot all over my keyboard. It only started this morning so I didn’t bring enough hankies. I’m in extreme pain while typing, I have tendinitis (I think it’s the same word in english as it is in dutch) in my wrist and my pointing finger. I got it from using the mouse. Doctor said I had to stay home for a week, do nothing, but since everybody is on holiday, and I’m not lifethreatingly ill, I had to come. Ah well, if it doesn’t get better in a few weeks, They will put me in a plaster for 3 weeks. Just enough time off that I need
:D

edit: sorry, saw your edit too late. I’ll go to GM to continue snot conversation

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:13

#15

mrs h wrote:

:eek:

*follows Marja to GM*

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:16

#16

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

marja wrote:

do you think he got a bollocking at work?

It looked like he meant that he wasn’t using the internet at all at work, rather than having his use restricted. So I guess either he didn’t get a bollocking, or he got a severe bollocking. :)

I don’t envy him* making do without it, though.

*and I never will. For anything.

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:24

#17

Fungus Growth wrote:

mrs h wrote:

Well we shall have to wait and see what happens - but I hope you’re right…

That I have more abuse? You bet your arse I do! The tubby bitch won’t know what hit him when he next logs on!:D

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:25

#18

mrs h wrote:

lol :D

Don’t be mean! :mad:

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:29

#19

Fungus Growth wrote:

That’s not going to be easy.

I was brought into this world to be his nemesis, I am THE ANTI-ENNIS! It’s sort of my job. Well that and make the place look like a student flat:rolleyes:

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:35

#20

mrs h wrote:

Perhaps if you were to try to get to know him a bit better you could learn to live in peace and harmony? Just try - you might like it :)

*gives FG the keys to the cellar*

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 13:54

#21

Fungus Growth wrote:

Have you ever seen a fat man cry? It’s hilarious!
If John Candy had cried more in his films, he would have had Comedy awards coming out of his arse.

I couldn’t possibly stop now as I’m this close to making Dan blubber. When I have achieved that, then I will call a truce and become friends. :)

I doubt you will have to wait long as he is a big girl and would seem to cry all the time!

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 14:06

#22

mrs h wrote:

Hmmmm.

Well if I think you are going overboard I should warn you I have this!

*points trigger spray bottle of Cillit Bang at fungus growth*

Right - the day is looking nice and I still haven’t been offered suitable alternative employment so I am going to spend an hour or so making the garden look pretty :)

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 14:14

#23

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Become a professional gardener.

Or a vigilante.

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 14:17

#24

mrs h wrote:

I didn’t make it that far. When I went downstairs I realised that UK TV Style was having a DIY SOS afternoon and I became engrossed :(

What a waste of a day off!

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 18:37

#25

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

That’s a coincidence. I was on my way to watch DIY SOS on UKTV Style, and ended up as a vigilante.

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 19:37

#26

mrs h wrote:

How exciting!

Right - I’m supposed to be off to the quiz now, but who knows what might happen?

*packs Cillit Bang and a trowel*

*waves*

Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 20:00

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hoochalobster’s post on Thu, 22 February 2007 at 00:24 was deleted by a moderator

#28

Dennis wrote:

*confused*

Who the hell is “Taunty Dan”…?

Posted on Thu, 22 February 2007 at 09:54

#29

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

I think he’s one of those people that sign up and then never post anything. I think that must be it, anyway.

Posted on Thu, 22 February 2007 at 11:06

#30

The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

as of NOW i aint gonna be using tinternet at work

Well he’s lucky to have an employer who allowed Dan to use for any length of time. Some of us don’t have that luxury & have to wait until we get home to get on-line. :(

Posted on Thu, 22 February 2007 at 18:53

Last edited by Teethgrinder on Mon, 3 December 2007 at 17:15 (Corrected use of quotes)

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