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#34,861

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Dennis wrote:

*shoots self in head at just the mere mention of that godawful programme*

I know, but I’m not joking :(

Taunty Dan in the top comedy programmes thread wrote:

scrubs
south park
futurama
man stroke woman
everybody loves raymond

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:00

#34,862

Dennis wrote:

Oh.

My.

GOD! :eek:

*shoots Dan in the head just at the mere mention of the godawful programme*

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:03

#34,863

mrs h wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

I heard that Divers had most of Taunty’s body in his freezer.

He told me:

“it’s cheaper than lamb, and tastes better than rat”

I’ve also heard rumours to suggest that it lasts longer than corned beef …

@Hooch - did you know that Dan was on the same T? tour that you went on selling raffle tickets in 1995/6? :) You should look through your pics, he might be in them. Then we’d have something to remember him by :)

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:04

#34,864

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Bah, we all know he’s jusst skiving off cause his DVD boxset of Everybody Loves Raymond has arrived…

*shudder* My brother likes that. And he normally has such good taste. Well, in comedy, anyway…

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:16

#34,865

mrs h wrote:

I’ve never seen it. It’s the sort of thing where I take one look at the trailer and think ‘no. never’. Just like ‘Ugly Betty’…

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:21

#34,866

Igor Belanov wrote:

For me that’s most programmes. Particularly on ‘terrestrial’ TV.

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:25

#34,867

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Woohoo! Just realised I’ve over-taken Hooch’s Mum in the memberlist, and have moved into third place! *does little dance* *puts back out*
*sits down and has a cup of tea*

I am now officially special!
:(

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:25

#34,868

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

WHAT????!!!!! :mad:

Well i’m back now…

*puts feet up*

Is someone going to get the kettle on or what? And I’d like one of those delicious sandwiches that Divers makes :)

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:29

#34,869

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Fuck. :(

*throws in the towel*

*goes to airing cupboard, gets new towel*

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:31

#34,870

Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:

aaaagh!!!!! a ghost!

*looks at badly polished size 10 patent leather slingbacks sticking out*

Bloody hell d, you can be so childish sometimes! :rolleyes:

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:33

#34,871

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

*peers out from under towel to see if Hooch’s Mum is dead*

*she’s not*

*goes back under towel to rethink*

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:35

#34,872

mrs h wrote:

It’s ok - I hit her with a plank and chucked her down the coal shute :)

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:38

#34,873

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Oh. So where am I supposed to play now when the grown-ups are talking? :(

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:39

#34,874

Igor Belanov wrote:

Look- there’s a nice railway line just over the way…

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:41

#34,875

mrs h wrote:

Well you can still play down there until she wakes up. I don’t know how long that will be, mind …

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:42

#34,876

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

That sounds dangerous. I’m going to play on that railway line, instead.

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:46

#34,877

mrs h wrote:

I think that’s where Dan’s brain and the fungus dude live …

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 11:54

#34,878

chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:

Don’t fear the Fungus Dude!! He gave me some mushrooms last time I saw him. They tasted funny, but damn, they make you feel good!! :D

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2007 at 12:04

#34,879

mrs h wrote:

Don’t Fear the Fungus Dude would have been so much better than Dopn’t Fear The Reaper. I loved that song for about a week, and it’s done my head in ever since :(

Now what the bloody hell has been happening to my thread?!!!! :mad:

Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 22:22

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Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:

It’s not your thread. It belongs to the people maaaaaaaan

Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 23:36

#34,881

Igor Belanov wrote:

mrs h wrote:

Don’t Fear the Fungus Dude would have been so much better than Dopn’t Fear The Reaper. I loved that song for about a week, and it’s done my head in ever since :(

Now what the bloody hell has been happening to my thread?!!!! :mad:

I’m not sure about the thread, but I saw Squall stealing the needle.

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 08:35

#34,882

mrs h wrote:

Squall wrote:

It’s not your thread. It belongs to the people maaaaaaaan

Ha! Shows how much you know. The rest of WoM belongs to the people, but GM is a monarchy and I am the ‘Beloved Matriarch’ :)

(That smile is both beautiful and slightly sinister, just so you know)

Good Morning Igor :)

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 09:51

#34,883

Igor Belanov wrote:

Good morning Your Highness.

*bows obseqiously*

*has trouble standing up straight again*

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 10:08

#34,884

mrs h wrote:

:D

*makes Igor a knight of the Realm*

Whilst your bending over like that, would you mind looking for the Gracious Me needle? :) Thankyou.

*puts crown on and goes to get some breakfast*

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 10:14

#34,885

Igor Belanov wrote:

Somebody mentioned that the GM needle was under that haystack in the back garden. I’ll have a look there. See you in 5 years.

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 10:44

#34,886

Dennis wrote:

Good luck then, Igor, cos that’ll be like trying to find a whatsit in a thingummybob…damn, how does the old saying go…?

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 10:48

#34,887

mrs h wrote:

Donkey in a cereal box?

Good luck Igor. You can take this invisibility cloak and a packed lunch on a stick, just in case :)

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 10:51

#34,888

Dennis wrote:

Yes yes! “It’s like trying to find a donkey in a cereal box”!

Man, you would think I would remember that in my job, what with the sixties classic from the Velvelettes.

*sings to self*

“Cos finding a good man is like finding a donkey in a cereal box, yeah yeah…”

*gets odd looks across the office*

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 10:54

#34,889

Igor Belanov wrote:

The cloak will come in handy, just as long as people know that I’m still looking even when they can’t see me there:)

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 10:55

#34,890

mrs h wrote:

Dennis wrote:

“Cos finding a good man is like finding a donkey in a cereal box, yeah yeah…”

It’s true. You think it’s a free gift, but it always turns out to be a useless piece of crap :(

edit: @ Igor - we will know you are still looking, because you are massive and the cloak is only tiny :)

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 10:58

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